Husk City: Not a Lot of Empirical Data Out There to Suggest This Will Work

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  1. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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  2. Squints

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  3. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    Welcome back to Nebrasky. You’ll be drinking busch lights and bitching about wind turbines before you know it!
     
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  4. JacobPalmer

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    Love when this gets brought up. I made this on photoshop back when Mohamed Barry committed and it just took off. I’ve heard guys that aren’t on TMB reference it. Put it on my tombstone.
     
  5. QuickdrawJohnny

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    Can we get some coach mike appreciation please cause I miss tf out of those gifs.

    I remember when he unleashed the x-ray GBR jizzy balloon boner and it swept this dang gbr online nation. Now chodes on reddit post it when we get a 2 star commit.
     
  6. —

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    Did you just tell me Santa isn’t real?
     
  7. 2

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    What? That’s a Dean tweet. I screen capped years ago.
     
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  8. Squints

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    I thought I did as well, straight off Twitter. I saved that screen cap to my Imgur the day it was tweeted. Now with JacobPalmer stating the above I’m wondering if my brain is broken.
     
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    It’s 100% Dean buffoonery and it’s art
     
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  10. The Hebrew Husker

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    Yeah he definitely had a tweet like that in real life possibly deleted it 10 minutes later.
     
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  11. OZ2

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    I’ve lived in Portland/Beaverton, OR for 9.5 years

    I’m about to move back. 2 girls go into my local beer tap house. The owner doesn’t recognize them and starts a conversation, the one girl is from Grand Island Nebraska.

    She’s been out here for 6 months and has
    - bragged about how much she is making (she followed a guy out here and works for a company that I know doesn’t pay what she is saying). Also, we all kind of looked at each other because nobody does that shit…
    - told me ‘Omaha is fucking ghetto’ I responded, ‘you lived in Grand Island…’
    - she lives in Vancouver, WA….where the proud boys are from and the only place I’ve ever seen a Golden Corral out here

    She’s in my top 3 most hated individuals I’ve met out here in my 9.5 years and I spent 3 minutes talking to her.
     
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    I’m so confused where do you actually currently live
     
  13. OZ2

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    beaverton/Portland

    I lived my first 26 years in Nebraska and both omaha and grand island at some times.
     
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  14. OZ2

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    She ended talking about how ‘aggressive’ people are out here and how some person flipped her off in traffic so she got out of her car at the next stoplight and knocked on her window and flipped her off and told her to basically eat shit.

    None of this was at all weird to her. My friend placated her tough transition when she complained about how mean people are out here.
     
  15. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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    GBR?
     
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  16. DirtBall

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    Sorry folks, GBR is closed, the moose out front should of told you.
     
  17. HuskerInMiami

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    Can you bet 14:1 that we don't win the championship?
     
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  18. DirtBall

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    Thighs is going to fucking Texas? John Cook is beyond washed….

     
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  19. EdmondDantes

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    man talk about a fanbase that doesn't deserve her. Terrible people!
     
  20. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  21. The Hebrew Husker

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    Weird….


     
  22. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    We’re back
     
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  23. Bo Pelinis

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  24. IowaHuskerFan3

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    He wore #49 as a DB at Bama… that’s not ideal. Correction, he moved to #20. Gotta be better than Farmer though
     
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  25. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Be cool if a transfer DB played a down someday
     
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  26. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  27. Kent Pavelka

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    We had to cut down our ash tree and it was sad. And cost $3300. Got the stump ground out a couple weeks ago and it made a big difference. Then yesterday we got a maple tree and a crubopple (crabapple) delivered. As big as we could get them to fit into our little back yard with a stone stairway to access it. Ol Gerten's nursery delivered them to the driveway and yer boy KP got those big ass 25 gal tree containers up them dang steps and into the yard using his own brawn, cunning, and guile. And Tessa don't know what I been through.
     
  28. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Dang that's some good mollie hoggin'
     
  29. HuskerInMiami

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    Crabapples make a mess in the yard. But send pics.
     
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  30. OZ2

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    Lips of an Angel came on and I tell you what, with the terrible program that is all Nebraska men’s sports it’s absolutely the song that needs to represent us.
     
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  31. Kent Pavelka

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    This one is purported not to fruit! But still get flowers. SCIENCE
     
  32. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    My 'bapple tree is absolutely ablaze right now. Most gorgeous tree there is for one week outta the year
     
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  33. RonBurgundy

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    Decided to keep and treat our A*h tree
     
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  34. Kent Pavelka

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    We'd been treating ours since we moved in 5 years ago. But the previous owners had put a planter around the trunk which caused necrosis and the inoculation wasn't cycling. So it was riddled with that borer.

    I was glad it was out when some big storms hit last week
     
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  35. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Got an ash borer afflicted tree I'm gettin treated as well. Bout 50/50 she'll make er.

    Tell ya what havin an arborist come over to walk your property for a free consultation is cornfire one hunnert homeowner experience
     
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  36. Kent Pavelka

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    Here's a pic I snapped last night!
     

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  37. Tommy Jefferson

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    Smart man to the keep the trees in the containers so you can bring them into the quonset hut for the winter
     
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  38. QuickdrawJohnny

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    Homeowner with trees on our property reading this conversation like

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  40. OZ2

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    All this tree talk is going to make me miss the fuck out of Oregon.

    I have 2 60+ foot Oak trees in my front yard and my neighborhood has a lot of ‘older’ growth pines that are 100-175 feet tall. I live in the middle of a 100k people suburb.

    The Redwoods, giant Douglas Fir, maple trees that have leaves the size of small pigs, etc. fuckkkk I’m going to miss the serenity of these beauties.

    The open area of Nebraska is cool, but trees are fucking awesome. I got 2.5 weeks left of them everywhere.
     
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  41. OZ2

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    My 2 giants in my front yard shade 80% of our house and save me several hundred dollars keeping my house cooler every year.

    It sucks to clean off the leaves but doesn’t several hundred dollars suck.

    The awe of seeing the trunk of a tree that’s the size of a living room is cool as hell. (Also scary as fuck when you see a 200 footer cut in half from a volcano eruption…nature is fucking crazy and humans suck)
     
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    Huskers open as 10.5 point FAVORITES vs Northwestern at DraftKings


    :crickets:
     
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  43. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Betting the kids' college funds on that money line
     
  44. Tommy Jefferson

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    Aside from the obvious fuck us… it’s really going to be interesting how this team plays with a QB that doesn’t seem to be missing the entire chromosome the clutch gene is on.

    Obligatory Adrian sure seems like a good dude etc. etc. etc.
     
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  45. The Hebrew Husker

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    Lol the Husker radio call bashing Purdue/Maryland for not playing today so they can get into the B10 tourney (not sure the actual implication).

    God these radio announcers are all clowns. How about fielding a team that’s not borderline Summit League level.
     
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  46. The Hebrew Husker

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    lol “championship Saturday”. Not choking 2 games against 16-35 Minnesota was also in your control a couple weeks ago.

    I think Bolt/baseball will be alright but man our coaches are clowns.
     
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  47. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    Coach that went 23-30 says “we did what we needed to do” and “things were totally out of our control.” LOL

    Please don’t go down this path Bolt. We all need you to not be a clown.
     
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