Husk City: NOT a shitposting thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Bo Pelinis, Oct 20, 2018.

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    Wait. Did you sit on a movie hot take for 11 years? And after 11 years used it to respond to your own post? ronburgundywheelofcheese.jpeg
     
  2. football501

    football501 I once ate a Twix with the wrapper on it
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    I regret nothing
     
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  3. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Fully Husked
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    I was seeing if there was already a thread on the movie to bump and saw 501's bad take.
     
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    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG

    TWENTYTWENTYOOOOOOOOOONE
     
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    Gbr nfm
     
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  6. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I husk hard
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    I watched Superbad with my GF and her mother in theaters in HS. It was extremely awkward.
     
  7. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    What this was awkward

    [​IMG]
     
  8. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    “No one has gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since ‘Nam!”
     
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  9. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Suck it haters

     
  10. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Ah. Ha ha. Judd Apatow movies.
     
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  11. RonBurgundy

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    Superbad is appropriately rated
     
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  12. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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    You can’t convince me we wouldn’t have more wins this season running Army’s offense
     
  13. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Certainly if we had Army's coaches
     
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  14. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    if you had asked me to envision a women's basketball game winner in my mind that would basically be it.
     
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  15. EdmondDantes

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    we would fumble 8 to 10 times a game trying to run this offense
     
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  16. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    In 2021 Scott Frost Gets It Done !!!
     
  17. HuskerInMiami

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    What happened to Omar Manning?
     
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  18. Kent Pavelka

    Kent Pavelka Let's pause 10 seconds for station identification
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    In 2021
    Frost gets it done!
    If gettin done is just kinda losin a ton
    Spittin out a fat dip to add another one
    Victory formation out of the shotgun

    In 2021
    Frost’s offense cuts loose!
    Playsheet covered in dribbles of snus
    Swing pass play-calling still profuse
    Getting old fashioneds from William Moos

    In 2021
    Frost avenges Champaign!
    All alone at Arby’s eating in the rain
    Former fieldsman glories he’ll never regain
    “Great week of practice” his unending refrain

    In 2021
    Frost earns his spot!
    No better corch than our boy Scott
    So if around comes some new Corch Hot Shot
    Do you think he’s better than what we got?
     
    #33118 Kent Pavelka, Jan 1, 2021
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  19. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    I’m glad that my shitty drunken post was able to inspire such beautiful poetry.

    Husk City: All alone at Arby’s eating in the rain
     
  20. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    He’s a head case
     
  21. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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    Should we just say FUCCCC* IT and hire Leach?????
     
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  22. GordoBombay

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    Hugh Freeze. "Freeze Warning" T-shirts. yeah?
     
  23. EdmondDantes

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    Cincinnati QB is everything I wish Adrian was
     
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  24. HuskerInMiami

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    What’s that mean? Aren’t most good WRs ? We needed an explosive threat and he never played.
     
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  25. The Hebrew Husker

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    I think he has like legit depression/anxiety issues
     
  26. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Needs to be pinned
     
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  27. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Cincinnati would’ve beat us by 3+ scores ;(
     
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  28. football501

    football501 I once ate a Twix with the wrapper on it
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    Their clock management and method of loss has me in a cloud of PTSD. Seen that movie before
     
  29. BigRedEazy

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    Norte dame pulling a play out of Frost’s playbook with the backward pass. Nice
     
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  30. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Shades of EVERY GAME with corch Farts
     
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  31. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Bama going to embarrass those Catholics imo
     
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  32. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Those gold helmets are a good 30% golder than usual
     
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  33. JacobPalmer

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    Has the annual, “how many Nebraska players would crack Alabama’s two-deep?” question been asked yet? Because here it is
     
  34. BigRedEazy

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    Cam Taylor?
     
  35. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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    Culp
     
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  36. RonBurgundy

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    It’s amazing to me that there are 2 power 5 teams in power 5 conferences.... one starts devonte Smith and the other starts Levi Faulk at wide receiver.
     
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  38. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    So many promising WR recruits over the years and here I am just praying for another Ross Pilkington
     
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  39. GordoBombay

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    Get a few tough farm boys from Benkleman and Halsey who know a thing or two about work and we will be able to compete against Ohio State.
     
  40. TheStrain

    TheStrain Do you see the Strain?
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  41. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    "Ryan Day is just an Urban Meyer puppet" is one of ol pnkskrt's worst takes of the last 2 years
     
  42. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    ohio state gets trey sermon, we get levi falck.
     
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  43. BigRedEazy

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    Wow fields is incredible
     
  44. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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    Are we better than Clemson lol
     
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  45. GordoBombay

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    Not far off
     
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  46. All_Luck

    All_Luck OK. Cool Husk em!
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    Half time Ohio state 24, Nebraska 14
    Half time Ohio state 35, Clemson 14
    Nebraska is 11 points better than Clemson. It’s that simple. GBR.
     
  47. BigRedEazy

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    seems legit
     
  48. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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    We don’t have as good of players but we certainly weren’t this confused on defense. My god, Venables
     
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    Because we have Jojo and they don't

    :awesomeface:
     
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  50. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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    jojo is exactly the same kid they always nab and roid his eyes out of his head and coach up really well
     
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