Husk City: NOT a shitposting thread

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  1. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I will base my season predictions on how our best players performed on the eyeball test standing around in pads
     
  2. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    Monday practice reports hear
     
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  3. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Won't have a great fix on this team until I see how brawny our whites look on picture day with their arms crossed
     
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  4. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I husk hard
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    Are practices open to fans, or just media? I'd be all for watching practices so I can know how whelmed to be come August.
     
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  5. HuskerInMiami

    HuskerInMiami Well-Known Member
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    I always wondered this. How much do you have to donate to go watch a practice. I just want to see how they're run.
     
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  6. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I husk hard
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    0-10: warm up
    10-25 - individual position drills
    25-35 - offense/defense walk through
    35-45 - inside, 7 on 7, pass skelly, etc
    45-60 - special teams
    60-70 - team period
    70-80 - live situations

    not too accurate, but that’s sorta how shit gets planned out
     
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  7. HuskerInMiami

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    In highschool, I feel like we spent 2 hours every practice just running random plays.
     
  8. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Stepp out for the rest of spring with an injury because fuck us
     
  9. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I husk hard
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    I am having nightmares thinking about Brody Belt taking the bulk of the carries in any game.
     
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  10. IAHusk

    IAHusk E Pluribus Anus
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  11. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    A lot of people are saying it
     
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  12. —

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    Belt is our leading back and Falck is our leading receiver and we get destroyed by Buffalo and all of our old fans’ heads explode
     
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  13. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I husk hard
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    I would normally think this is completely fucking stupid, but you're probably closer to being right than wrong.
     
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  14. OZ2

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    I have a hard enough time spending money watching the games, can’t imagine those that want to spend money to be in the ‘know’ to watch practice.

    Like willingly paying somebody to come slap you in the face a couple times a day.
     
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  15. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I husk hard
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    Ya can’t lose in practice!
     
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  16. OZ2

    OZ2 Well-Known Member

    100% chance Ty Robinson or one of our 3-4 people worth a shit tears their acl tomorrow with this comment.
     
  17. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    Nebraska still plays football?
     
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  18. HuskerInMiami

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    I imagine it would help break me from my loyalty to Nebraska football. I imagine it being a poorly run practice with people not knowing where to go next. I look for Frost, only to realize he's in shoulder pads running around confused with the players.
     
  19. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Define “football”
     
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  20. IAHusk

    IAHusk E Pluribus Anus
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    We mostly just hold competitive walkthroughs for other teams.
     
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  21. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    Define "plays"
     
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  22. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Define “define”
     
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    Define “competitive”
     
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  24. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Define “Nebraska”
     
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  25. NCHusker

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    Define this dick
     
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  26. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    ti·ny
    /ˈtīnē/
    Learn to pronounce

    adjective
    1. very small.
      "a tiny hummingbird"

      Similar: minute, small-scale, scaled-down, mini, baby, toy, pocket
     
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  27. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  28. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Roz Memorial POTW NOMINEE IMO @Dean
     
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  29. GordoBombay

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    Playing grab ass on the sidelines probs.
     
  30. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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    saving our good players some wear and tear, next level from Scoot Farts
     
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  31. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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  32. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I husk hard
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    This is what your governor was talking about with the pot drugs. If this is my future, fuck me
     
  33. Randy Dangus

    Randy Dangus Comanche Indian
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    So is Pillen a good guy, or is he Rickels level shit bag when he wins the governorship
     
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  34. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    He’s a chud
     
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  35. Randy Dangus

    Randy Dangus Comanche Indian
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    :cryingjordan:
     
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  36. 2

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    Just googled this my pillow fella.

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/omaha....977e1e42-97b9-11eb-becb-1b5d25b3e7d1.amp.html

    ...In his campaign announcement, Pillen said he would defend the right to bear arms, would support law enforcement, “demand order on the southern border” and protect the unborn...


    fuck off and I am going to assume his position on the southern border is fining KS for polluting the air with their spring burns.
     
  37. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Something tells me the best thing about Jim is that his brother is named Clete.

    It bothers me more and more the longer I'm away from Nebraska that there are a lot of people who are really good people until it comes to dealing with "others." Then, they're just total shitgibbons.
     
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  38. Kent Pavelka

    Kent Pavelka Let's pause 10 seconds for station identification
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    Well that was something.

    What did he say about Brandon Jackson almost dying?
     
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  39. Houndster

    Houndster $25 Standard Unit
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    Not that it’s surprising, but when did a substantial portion of his teeth fall out?
     
  40. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Who are you grant van scoy?
     
  41. huskerrolly

    huskerrolly Well-Known Member
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    Besides him saying that all weekend, you would think he was cheering for Nebraska all weekend. I know he graduated from Papillion but still.
     
  42. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  43. 2

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    I’d have to think by Sunday Devaney and possibly PBA will be host sites.
     
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  44. The Hebrew Husker

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    I'm not shocked because it is the NCAA, but they probably could have easily held matches at Sokol Arena where Creighton plays a couple blocks away. Then Baxter Arena or even Ralston Arena. There's 8 matches the first day, easily could put 2-3 at those arenas and have it be a little bit better.
     
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  45. OZ2

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    it’s like they are fucking with us at this point
     
  46. The Hebrew Husker

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    I honestly can’t imagine paying money to watch practice, even if we were Alabama. No chance I’d pay a dollar to watch these clowns, the food from Taco Bell I’d get would be a better investment.
     
  47. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I husk hard
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    I would pay, but it would just make me hate this football program more.
     
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  48. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Husks lead 1-0 after the first inning
     
  49. IAHusk

    IAHusk E Pluribus Anus
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