Husk City: Now Featuring Bidets

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  1. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    :warn: He’s leaving

     
  2. Tommy Jefferson

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    Huh?
     
  3. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Fully Husked
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    Whatever they're doing has me successfully excitedly waiting. The phone days Friday May 15 5:15PM
     
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  4. The Hebrew Husker

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    Probably going to be something with that app that syncs your flash light to music or something.

    Hopefully something cooler than that but it’s Nebraska so...
     
  5. 2

    2 Gbr nfm
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    We need a new topic title
     
  6. The.Barron.of.Miles

    The.Barron.of.Miles Scarlet and Cream
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    I’m currently watching It: Chapter 2 so the red balloon is a bit concerning.

    In reality, I’m sure it’s some sort of official announcement about our squat progress this spring.
     
  7. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Honestly friend, it’s going to take 6-8 more years of squatting until I’m ready to judge this staff.
     
  8. QuickdrawJohnny

    QuickdrawJohnny Well-Known Member

    If we're wanting the players to do more squats lets just put some bidets in the locker room

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  9. Kent Pavelka

    Kent Pavelka Let's pause 10 seconds for station identification
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    That's what I'm talking bout
     
  10. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    :ahh:
     
  11. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    Jesus Christ this made my day
     
  12. Herpitus Derp

    Herpitus Derp After further review Go GBR
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    Fully expecting an online celebration of the murderers row 2020 schedule being canceled due to the pandemic. “We can’t wait to see you for our next game in Ireland to kick off the 2021 season. GBR” - Bull Moos
     
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  13. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    I'm really glad COVID-19 cancelled the last 4 seasons for safety purposes. Although I'm sure if they were actually played, we probably would have won at least 2 if not 4 Big Ten championships.

    #winning #bigly

    Husks are WARRIORS
     
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  14. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Husk City: Always the hog, never the mollie
     
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  15. Biff Bridges

    Biff Bridges The words. You are good with the words man
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    Anyone bored and want in on a PS4 Madden league? We’ve got 5 now and would like another user or two. Play a game a day usually.
     
  16. The.Barron.of.Miles

    The.Barron.of.Miles Scarlet and Cream
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    Not sure what this means but I’m on board. I’m also good with:

    Husk City: Covid Squat Champions

    Husk City: Oldberg Feeds America

    Husk City: Ron Burgundy Saves America

    Husk City: Biff Britches is a Shitty Ref

    Husk City: Now Featuring Bidets

    Husk City: Entering the Transfer Portal
     
  17. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I husk hard
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    I’m intrigued and could have another
     
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  18. HuskerGuy99

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    I'd ask Sex Fuckhead but apparently he has been hanging around that Levorson and has now blown his esports career all thanks to the marijuana plant.
     
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  19. 2

    2 Gbr nfm
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    I think our best 2020 croot will be Nash Hutmacher nfm
     
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  20. HuskerGuy99

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    I'll go with Gunnerson. Hoping it's Gunnerson as well for obvious reasons. He just seems a lot more technical in his highlights. Hutmacher is probably used to just manhandling guys.
     
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  21. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    I wish I could give a shit about the cruits but I mean wtf. Do we have. A chance at winning anymore?
     
  22. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    Yes drunk like normal
     
  23. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    Lmbo of course not
     
  24. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    I really appreciate everything you’re doing and just want to say thank you
     
  25. oldberg

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    Thanks to all of you guys
     
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  26. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    I’m not doing shit but thanks
     
  27. oldberg

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    All I do is plant corn so same here
     
  28. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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  29. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Looks like we found our FG kicker

     
  30. Houndster

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    I’d play
     
  31. Houndster

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    You’re welcome
     
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  32. The Hebrew Husker

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    Special teams roster turnover is rivaling Nebraska basketball.

    Which I am OK with.
     
  33. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    Betts qualified :blessed:
     
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  34. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Seems like the lad needs to work on his pitching wedge:

    [​IMG]
     
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  35. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    What's a bidet is that like Tom Bodett we'll leave the water on for ya
     
  36. EdmondDantes

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    Need some help setting the contessa straight on a matter. Which is better, flour or corn tortillas?
     
  37. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    They’re not called the FLOURhuskers, that’s for damn sure.
     
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  38. 2

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    Fucking dry ass corn tortillas are r*bbish.
     
  39. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    We have the same issue. Flour for me. Wife does the corn.
     
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  40. Biff Bridges

    Biff Bridges The words. You are good with the words man
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    Corn has a better flavor but flour is more functional. It's a real conundrum because very few things are worse in life than a taco/burrito ripping after the first bite.
     
  41. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    Spaghetti in a tortilla :ahh:
     
  42. 1

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    Flour
     
  43. Biff Bridges

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    How high are you rn?
     
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  44. GRG

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    My peeps in Texas know all about the flour/corn tortillas from HEB. Good corn flavor but the elasticity to not fall the fuck apart of a flour tortilla.
     
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  45. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Game changer:

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  46. Kent Pavelka

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    I love corns at good taco stands and Mexican joints. At home I can’t warm them right and I just prefer flour for home use.
     
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  47. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    Corn tortillas are trash. Flour for life.
     
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  48. Bo Pelinis

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    Corn tortillas is the answer the fuck guys
     
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  49. EdmondDantes

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