Husk City: Now Featuring Bidets

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  1. The Hebrew Husker

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    I’ve seen that thought as well. I think the Ravens debuted this last year. It looked like a bird was flying around the stands. I think I remember it going viral on Twitter.

    I guess that would make sense with the balloon coming out of the phone.
     
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  2. EdmondDantes

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    On an unrelated subject its hard to believe anyone would be willing to pay our 4 win dickslap players to use their social media likeness or whatever.
     
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  3. GordoBombay

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    Lol those Pelini teams. JfC
     
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  4. The Hebrew Husker

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    I can only imagine our fanbase trying to figure this out if it requires an app/smartphone. All while off beat clapping to Sirius.

     
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  5. JacobPalmer

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    Maybe in augmented reality we won’t suck
     
  6. Bo Pelinis

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    Some days I get sad thinking we won't be able to have college football and then I remember it's probably for the best as a 21st century husk fan
     
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  7. JacobPalmer

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    Hopefully we can augment a corn field covering the entire field and the tunnel walk is led out by a big John Deere combine and the players get to run though the freshly harvested corn stalks

    -Jim in Comstock
     
  8. DrTomOsbourne

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    There will be football. For better or worse, money talks.
     
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  9. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    That argument works in both directions. The only thing university presidents care more about than revenue is liability.
     
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  10. Bo Pelinis

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    I think there will be plans for football until a player tests positive that was playing or played in a game and then it’ll all end.
     
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  11. The Hebrew Husker

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    That’s what I told myself too, then March Madness got cancelled. Now who knows. That said, I think NFL will happen more than likely. CFB is tough since they aren’t paid and they’re college kids, harder to predict.
     
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    I’m ready for the NFL to tackle the coronavirus epidemic!!
     
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  13. BWC

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    Weakness of the NFLPA makes NFL the most likely for sure
     
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    There’s got to be football by the spring or college athletics will implode (barring some sort of bailout)
     
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  15. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    We commemorating Frantz Hardy or something?

    [​IMG]
     
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  16. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Then what ol pnkskrt usually does is he goes n bings "Frantz Hardy" to see what the heck comes up.

    A 33 year old detective in Florida City by that name shot and killed a kid while on duty in October '18. DrTomOsbourne do some Florida sleuthin and find out if our boy's a damn loose cannon down there on the force
     
  17. Herpitus Derp

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    Basically the equivalent of don’t forget to drink your ovaltine, gbr
     
  18. DirtBall

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    Alright, but when does he post the cool thing they’ve been hyping?
     
  19. BWC

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    Back and hear to stay?
     
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  20. Herpitus Derp

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    I was at least expecting some sort of announcement on alternate uniforms or more details on the new facilities, etc., but nope, just a you fans are cool despite our team having dicks for hands for the past 20 years lame hype video.
     
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  21. HuskerGuy99

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    They should have spent the time and money that it took to make that on a good recruit. Or something like that?
     
  22. HuskerGuy99

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    Check out the TLT today. You about to be rich tomorrow!
     
  23. The Hebrew Husker

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    LOL That is the most Husker Athletic Dept. thing I have seen in awhile...
     
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  26. DrTomOsbourne

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    I reckon that's him. Age matches up and he's from this area.

    When I went to dinner with Big Mangino he mentioned coming all the way down to Florida City to visit Frantz and when he was pulling up to the house Frantz's mom told him he had already committed to husk.

    Frantz, as we all know, went on to Husk mangino in the 2006 showdown
     
  27. HuskerGuy99

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    Was that the game where Nunn housed it on the first offensive play?
     
  28. DrTomOsbourne

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    2nd, but yes.

    Probably the funnest game experience i had in college. Great weather, long fun tailgate with these fun random kansas fans, great game.
     
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  29. DrTomOsbourne

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    Frantz had three catches for 159 yards and two touchdowns. Goodness
     
  30. Houndster

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    If only he had hands
     
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  31. DrTomOsbourne

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    He dropped a game winner 80 yard pass too that would have prevented overtime.
     
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  32. RonBurgundy

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    If these walls could talk they’d say stfu and win games, bitches.
     
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    That’s what the multi week hype was about? The football coach formally acknowledging our fans have nothing better to do than watch a bad football team?

    Riveting
     
  34. GRG

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    We waited all this time for that shit. I know what these walls would say........wins some fuckin games already.
     
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  35. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    “Nebraska, we have the meats.”
     
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  36. Biff Bridges

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    Sometimes less is more. I don't mind the video, whatever, but the hype monster ahead of it was hilarious.
     
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  37. The Hebrew Husker

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    That’s my thing, if it just got released for like a “countdown to kickoff” type thing with none of the other stuff. Cool. But the MAKE SURE YOU ARE FOLLOWING COACH FROST stuff was a joke.
     
  38. EdmondDantes

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    It feels like something bigger was planned and fell through so they went with this.
     
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  39. The Hebrew Husker

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    Had that thought too, especially considering it appeared the original plan was to release it last Friday.
     
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    For global pandemic safety concerning travel, #Big 8 Conference is reassembling imo. CU will play all home games and have camp in St Joseph, MO after learning it must quarantine 14 days to adhere to l*b safer at home order in Boulder.
     
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  41. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Hang on. Frantz Hardy, former NU WR turned undercover dick, cut loose on a young villain on a steamy night in Florida City?

    Frantz Hardy? Is a detective? Workin' the vice beat in Miami?

    Fuckn hell please tell me Harrison Beck is the Crockett to Hardy's Tubbs down there at FCPD HQ
     
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  42. EdmondDantes

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    Unfortunately I don't think Harrison Beck is living on the same planet as the rest of us.
     
  43. QuickdrawJohnny

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    Husk City: we hype up hype videos
     
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  44. DrTomOsbourne

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    Fellas, were you not aware of the existence of Harrison on social media these days?

    https://m.tiktok.com/h5/share/usr/6...9440685211353094&tt_from=copy&utm_source=copy

    Also...

    www.throwgod.com
     
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  45. HuskerGuy99

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    Watch the TLT right now Hound. Your opportunity may be here. Huge surge in buying.
     
  46. The Hebrew Husker

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    This is the same video right?

     
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