Husk City: Now Featuring Bidets

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  1. HuskerGuy99

    HuskerGuy99 Above Average Member

  2. The Dandy Highwayman

    The Dandy Highwayman Well-Known Member
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  3. The Hebrew Husker

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    And we’re baaaaack
     
  4. JCort

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    Article from Washut

    Barely two weeks after getting the majority of its players in Lincoln together for the first time, Nebraska already suffered its first hit of roster attrition on Friday.

    Kobe King, who signed with the Huskers as a transfer from Wisconsin, will no longer be part of the program after deciding to step away from basketball for personal reasons.

    Nebraska issued a statement on Friday announcing the news.

    “Kobe King has informed us that he will not be attending the University of Nebraska for personal reasons," head coach Fred Hoiberg said in a statement. "We respect his decision and wish him the best in his future endeavors.”

    King committed to NU in February after playing 63 games with 20 career starts at Wisconsin.

    He started the first 19 games for the Badgers last season, averaging 10.0 ppg on 46 percent shooting and ranked second on the team in assists through 19 contests.

    The 6-foot-4, 205-pound guard led UW in scoring during Big Ten play at 12.6 ppg on 52 percent shooting from the field.

    King’s departure leaves Nebraska with one open scholarship for the 2020-21 season.
     
  5. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    Washut saying good news coming later today though. Maybe picking up the young 2022 boy from Grand Island? Or L.J. Figueroa from St Johns?
     
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  6. Harrison Beck

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    Trout the kid from GI?
     
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  7. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Hey Dean, any relation to Mike Trout?
     
  8. All_Luck

    All_Luck OK. Cool Husk em!
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  9. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    “Personal” reasons

    Also known as “realized he was going to play basketball at Nebraska and got the fuck out as fast as he could” reasons
     
  10. RonBurgundy

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  11. Herpitus Derp

    Herpitus Derp After further review Go GBR
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  12. DirtBall

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    FUCCK them knights

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  13. oldberg

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    I hate where I live but god damn it I sure do love you boys. Gbr and fuck rural Nebraska
     
  14. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    If you don't love it, leave it as they say
     
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  15. NCHusker

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    Nothing more " " than quoting an Iowa QB
     
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    Oh, is that from an Iowa QB? I didn't know...you interestingly did though, funny enough.:dubioustrump:
     
  17. Houndster

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    Why don’t you boys just have the sex already
     
  18. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    What the hell are any of you talking about? None of this page is sensical to me. Does this poast make sense? Am I making sense? Is this how Gubbs found out he was having a stroke?
     
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  19. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I've got that shitty Steve Miller Band jet airliner song stuck in my head and wondering what I did to earn this personal hell today.

    If you like the Steve Miller Band then you and I are not in a good way
     
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  20. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Good bye to my friends and all
    Good bye to people I've truste-hed
    Gotta keep on mrrreh mooooovin on
    You know i might get rich i might get buste-hed
     
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  21. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    ^^^do you see that turd? Really, read it. Read it well. That shit's been on the radio everyday for 50 goddamn years
     
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  22. Emma

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    Did we lose user OZ?
     
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  23. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Long term care facility on lock down. No Husking in quarantine. All he can do now is fog up his window and write "GBR"
     
  24. DirtBall

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    Just had the sad image of his great grand husks coming by every morn to see his GBR, only to be met one sad day with a NFM. :tebow:
     
  25. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    That's why you gotta tell em old timmers TIA everchance you get
     
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  26. Herpitus Derp

    Herpitus Derp After further review Go GBR
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  27. 2

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    Gbr nfm
     
  28. Kent Pavelka

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    Happy Father’s Day, husks. Tessa and kid are being huge dicks today.
     
  29. Houndster

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    Last night I dumped one of my yard waste bins out thinking it was just rain water collected at the bottom. Turns out it was more like raw sewage. I think someone may have thrown a dead animal or something in there.

    Google told me to put a bunch of lime on it so I did that this morning but I now feel forever unclean
     
  30. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    Pretty sure Hound killed a guy. He’s laying the groundwork here for his defense on why he bought the lime.
    Not surprising from this bad (and sick!) individual.
     
  31. NCHusker

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    Oh shit I buy limes all the time I hope that's not suspicious
     
  32. oldberg

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    I’m a bud light lime guy, don’t @ me
     
  33. GRG

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    They are pretty cold and refreshing, I think every 12 pack comes with some sort of coupon for maxipads too, just in case you need them.
     
  34. GRG

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    In all seriousness though, only beer I drink anymore are ultras. My stomach can’t do a lot of beer anymore, and that’s about the only thing that doesn’t make me fish head for a full 24 hours. Team Bourbon and whiskey all day.
     
  35. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I husk hard
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    When I moved to Mississippi for undergrad I had a part time bartending job for a country club. I would say 75% of men down there, that drank beer, drank Ultra. It blew my mind coming from the Midwest that such manly men, would drink such bitch beer.

    I, for one, do not drink beer.
     
  36. football501

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    I, also, do not drink beer
     
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    I drink beer. I like beer.
     
  38. electronic

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    I was looking for news stories on Seinfeld husking an underage girl in the Chris D'elia thread, and came across this picture gbr

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  39. Kent Pavelka

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    Beer is super good and Jesus wouldn’t care if you drank it except for if it made you think lustful thoughts.
     
  40. 2

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    They are real and they are spectacular
     
  41. football501

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    Here’s where we disagree
     
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  42. 1

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    GBR Jerry
     
  43. GRG

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    Don’t get me wrong, I love beer. My stomach just gets destroyed in my old age. #@OZ
     
  44. oldberg

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    Whiskey makes me go full OZ so I’m full beer now
     
  45. Houndster

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    I reached the point where responsible drinking is much more pleasurable than hammering 12-16 Coors/Busch Lights. Devils lettuce still reigns supreme in House Hound though
     
  46. Kent Pavelka

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    We are same. Hangovers are worse than being hammered is fun these days.
     
  47. HuskerGuy99

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    Just go for the 750 of Evan Williams and a can of Coke. Gets the job done a lot quicker. And might be cheaper. Dunno I don't buy swill like Coors Light.
     
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  48. EdmondDantes

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    Siap but Will Bolt is cleaning up on the recruiting trail. If sports don't just go away for good we are going to have a pretty salty honky toss team.
     
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  49. GRG

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    I’ve been saying it for ten years, we suck so bad at winning the 500 mile radius in baseball. Guys constantly went to Wichita state, Arkansas, and A&M from our own damn state. Glad he is starting to win some of these battles.
     
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  50. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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