Husk City: Now Featuring Bidets

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  1. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

  2. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Fully Husked
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  3. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Wadley alleges that Brian Ferentz, son of Kirk Ferentz and an Iowa assistant since 2012, repeatedly asked him if he planned to rob a liquor store or a gas station whenever he saw Wadley wearing a team-issued wool cap. He also alleges that Iowa targeted him and other Black players for not gaining enough weight during the season, which led to him bingeing on shakes before workouts and becoming sick.

    Yikes
     
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  4. oldberg

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    I mean I know frost is a trumper but I mean holy fuck that is bad
     
  5. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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  6. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  7. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I husk hard
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    Shut it down. Fuck us.
     
  8. RonBurgundy

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    Play season, no fans, NCAA give automatic medical Hardship waivers/scholarships for any athletes that don’t want to play and allow immediate transfers imo
     
  9. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    Our rona cases are much lower out here than on the coasts. Open 'er up for all the sweet, sweet SEC transfers who want to head out Nebraskie-way for our nation-leading ICU bed capacity.
     
  10. GRG

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    It’s pretty bad in the south, mainly because a majority of the people that were born and raised here are fucking stupid.
     
  11. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    :runforrest:
     
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  12. 2

    2 Gbr nfm
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    I have no idea the source/meaning of many of the TMB faces. This is included. Ready for my ridicule.
     
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  13. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    make it a stop on the crootin' tours
     
  14. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    and have graphics dept snap some uni-clad Heisman pose twitter pics of the croots next to all of our Natty trophies piled on top of an ECMO machine
     
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  15. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Real life, unfortunately

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  16. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I husk hard
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    Nebraska is in Madden 21 for Face of the Franchise. The 10 teams listed are: Florida, LSU, Michigan State, Oklahoma, Clemson, Nebraska, Oregon, Miami, Texas and USC.

    Any pub is good pub
     
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  17. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I husk hard
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    Huge Bingham fan since the HS days, and stumbled on Orville Peck the other night, weird dude.
     
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  18. QuickdrawJohnny

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    Super weird dude and I'm really not a fan of his shtick, but I dig the old school Roy Orbison country sound
     
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  19. Kent Pavelka

    Kent Pavelka Let's pause 10 seconds for station identification
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    Hi husks. I’ve been on line at Arby’s for like ten minutes. I’m not a wise person.
     
  20. HuskerInMiami

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    What does this mean?
     
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  21. electronic

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    People who use "in line" and "online" interchangeably are strange.
     
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  22. HuskerInMiami

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    It's kind of a running joke to mock people saying weird things (because of all the boomers on Dean's website). I haven't heard the on line . I thought he was suggesting he didn't have internet so he went to Arby's, but that didn't make sense either. I was genuinely curious what the hell he meant.
     
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  23. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Guys...do you even QWERTY?
     
  24. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    Wtf is going on
     
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  25. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Fixed
     
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  26. Kent Pavelka

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    What a hilarious error. I sure did mean I was in line in my car at the drive through.

    But I was online AS FUCK while I sat in the parking lot like a plebe and ate it, sweatily and greasily. Much like how Frank Solich might have after suffering a pale defeat on the gridiron before resigning himself to the scorn of his longtime bride and his kids who wished they lived somewhere else.
     
  27. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Men I need your help re: privacy fence installaysh

    I wanna start my goddamn castle in the 'kyard. Got some 'stimates on a 6ft cedar privacy fence and the Tess is all "6 ft is a monstrosity!" all worried it's somehow disproportionate to our house (which is, ya know, fine size) and neighborhood.

    I, on the other hand, would like a privacy fence to have some blessed privacy.

    Would any of you settle for a shortman's fence? Pavelk that's a 6 foot deal ya got back there right?
     
  28. RonBurgundy

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    There’s very few house related things I’ve learned to appreciate more than a private back yard
     
  29. Biff Bridges

    Biff Bridges The words. You are good with the words man
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    We moved 15 miles out of town with only 1 neighbor 1/4 mile away and a section pasture surrounding the rest. If I lived in town, I'd have a wall Trump would be proud of.
     
  30. IowaHuskerFan3

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    I prefer onlookers, but to each their own
     
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  31. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    country smug
     
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  32. GRG

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    I have a pool, so 6 ft privacy is code. Other than you do have to stain it and take care of it a little more than a chain link fence, I prefer it. How else would I skinny dip and sun tan my meat and veg?
     
  33. Kent Pavelka

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    Yeah we have a 6 footer. There aint no goddamn use for anything shorter. Not to mention yon hound is at least an Augsburg-level athlete and would leap a lesser fence WHILE singing Gold Dust Woman.

    Might as well just get a see-through fence too if you go shorter.

    Come on Tess, you know better'n that.
     
  34. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    yeah she'd listen if it came from you. ol pnkskrt's got an idea= huge #1 asshole of all-tim. Ol pavelk say the same damn thing= oh wow what an inspired and openhearted idea
     
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  35. EdmondDantes

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    I would build a moat and fortress walls around my house if it were allowed.
     
  36. EdmondDantes

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    Scone quoting Clay Travis about covid19 really sums up 2020.

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  37. DirtBall

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    10 foot stone wall MINIMUM
     
  38. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    Good to see the thread getting back on track with a good ol fashion fence height debate.

    I prefer a short fence. How else is the old lady that lives next to me supposed to see me in the backyard and hand me a sack full of shitty cucumbers from her garden?
     
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  39. DirtBall

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  40. Houndster

    Houndster $25 Standard Unit
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    My neighbor to the north has an elevated backyard and multiple demon spawn so I have negative privacy when I’m grilling on my deck.
     
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  41. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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    BUILD. THE. WALL.
     
  42. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Maybe a hot take: coleslaw is the woat side
     
  43. IowaHuskerFan3

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    Don’t mind coleslaw, but fuuuck potato salad or egg salad
     
  44. Tommy Jefferson

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    Potato Salad > > Coleslaw > Egg Salad
     
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  45. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Oil-based slaw is alright. Tommy Jef has it correct though.

    I'm not a huge fan of mayo or mustard, but love potato salad. Yes, I'm fr*ck*n' weird.

    Mac n' Cheese and thinkin' 'bout thos beans for top tier sides tho. Also, collard greens :lick:
     
  46. IowaHuskerFan3

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    I haven’t ate Mac n cheese or any form of noodles since my preteen years. A little weird some may say
     
  47. Randy Dangus

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    What’s your fucking problem pal
     
  48. IowaHuskerFan3

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    I was a spoiled fucking kid who could eat ribeyes/burgers/chops... who wants shitty pasta when you have parents who grill 7 days outta the week
     
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  49. GRG

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    I’ve stopped eating it the last 5-6 years, because I’m fat, and when I cooked any type of pasta dish portion control goes straight out the window, also no bread anymore. But I lived on pasta as a kid and through college, literally the easiest meal to make besides grilling a piece of meat.