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  1. The Hebrew Husker

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    Maybe I’ll talk my dad into letting me use his VB tickets in 2023 when fans are finally allowed to enter arenas again.
     
  2. DirtBall

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    2023? Need to figure out what fairy tale world you live in.
     
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  3. 1

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    Even better point
     
  4. DirtBall

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    Fuck me Husk City. I never take Ambien anymore (ambien+whiskey caused me to sleep walk and stop at 3 food trucks around 2 AM one night in Portland, didn’t remember it at all) but I woke up wide awake at 3 AM last night, and at 4 decided to pop one to get some ZZZs. Luckily nothing but a dozen check ups this morning because it’s still in my system and I can’t keep my eyes open.
     
  5. Kent Pavelka

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    I saw a 350-pound man take an Ambien while drunk and about 20 minutes later pass out standing up onto a table. Said table groaned agonizingly as it took on his weight, rallied, and then sprung back, which created catapult-like propulsion of his massive frame that resulted in him being flung onto the floor, at which point he didn't awake at all.

    The utter determination of this table not to succumb to his mollyhog mass and maintain its integrity still inspires me in these difficult times.
     
  6. All_Luck

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  7. GRG

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    I couldn’t tell you shit about defensive backs, anybody know about this kid or any of our defensive back commits? We seem to be filling the room with options but it seems we have just as many transfers.
     
  8. All_Luck

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    Rankings are fucked this year and are unreliable since there has been no camps imo...

    Had offers from Arizona State, Colorado, Florida, Florida State, Georgia Tech, and Minnesota...

    I have faith in Fisher.
     
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  9. DirtBall

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  10. Kent Pavelka

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    What do you guys think of football in spring? What would happen the following season?
     
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    I think there is no reason to play football this academic year. Not worth the risk. But... We’d miss a bowl 2x in 2021.
     
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  12. EdmondDantes

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    Don't see covid going anywhere between now and next spring so if you don't play now, schools better be prepared to not play at all. Not a financial hit that most ADs are going to be super eager to take, so I'd imagine the P5 schools will move hell and high water to get as many games in as they can.
     
  13. DirtBall

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    I’m sure we’ll get 3 to 4 football games. If you expect more than that you a dummy dumb.
     
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    Not only AD's but more importantly university presidents. It's hard to fathom the overall economic impact if zero games are played. Such shitty times we're in.
     
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  15. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Ambien is such an unbelievably shit drug. But people want ALL the shit drugs. ALL of them NOW
     
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  16. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Ol pnk$krt's best drugs of overall all tim power rankings

    1. Ibuprofen. Seriously no one even thinks it's a drug anymore but do you realize how great this drug has been for humanity?

    2. Acetaminophen. It's all a kid needs for even the most intense post-op pain control. And evertim you got a real old-timmer with terrible pain give em one regular strength 'lenol and they're all "wow, doc, what was that stuff?"

    3. Triamcinolone 0.1% cream. Two kinds of rashes in the world: "try this cream" and "go see a dermatologist and they'll prolly still tell you to try this cream."

    T4. Combined oral contraceptives and Plan B. Does not need to be explained and has gotten ol pnkskrt out of a good many tight spots

    5. Ozempic. Had to make room for a relative newcomer.

    Honorable mention: metformin, varenicline, prozac, miralax, torsemide, buprenorphine ( probably the Bama that is too low)
     
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  17. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    List of woaterboater drugs of all-tim. In before "but it really works for ME"

    1. Zolpidem. A surrogate pick for all sleep drugs, really.

    2. Alprazolam. Fuck you I'm not refilling that. Drink a Busch Light before takeoff

    3. Cyclobenzaprine. Oh, you need "something stronger" for your back pain? Eat this limited supply of useless shit that I'm gonna pretend is "the good stuff"

    4. Glipizide. I spend half of my days taking patients off the glipizide my older colleagues put everyone on.

    5. Amoxicillin. Not a fair pick, cuz it's on the list because of its overuse and the aneurysm in my brain that swells evertim DirtBall tells his toilet customers they need it before their mouth toilet cleaning because they had a knee replacement 5 years ago.

    Dishonorable mention: tramadol, aricept, atenalol, testosterone (for "low energy" not trans stuff)
     
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  18. IowaHuskerFan3

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    I don’t see adderall on this list?
     
  19. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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  20. IowaHuskerFan3

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    Oh come on, imagine how good Ratt would sound
     
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  21. EdmondDantes

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    Don't even get me going on this topic.

    Most all the sleep aids are garbage. Fuck the old timer docs putting their 87 year olds on 2 mg of Klonipin for sleep. Not big on muscle relaxants either.

    Glipizide is at least better than glyburide. Throw Actos into the mix.

    I've yet to hear of a single redeeming quality of atenolol.

    Others that suck:
    1. Captopril
    2. Demerol
    3. Warfarin
    4. Depo Provera
    5. Amiodarone (effective but just a train wreck of a drug)
    6. Tamiflu

    Best drugs on the market today not already listed
    1. Rocephin. Has anyone tried sprinkling some 'cephin on the 'rona patients?
    2. Metformin
    3. Lipitor
    4. Ketamine. Very underrated drug.

    Farxiga and eliquis will make the list once they go generic.
     
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  22. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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  23. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Fuck rocephin's great. I miss inpt medicine just so I could give it all the tim.

    I honorably mentioned metformin, you ding dong

    Warfarin sucks but WTF did people even do before we had it? Died, I suppose. Plus, don't we likely have it to thank for Tommy Frazier being back for the Orange Bowl?

    Lipitor got some thought, but that NNT hamstrings it a bit imo

    Would love to have the balls to start prescribing ketamine.

    Tamiflu absolutely belongs in the top 5 woaters
     
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  24. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    And who the h*ck's out their proscribing CRAPtopril?
     
  25. JCort

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    :crossedarms:

    Edit: Idk why the quote isn't coming up but Adderall is just fine for all of the Aidans in the world with real inattention and hyperactivity. Albeit, those f*lks who like to have a pill everytim they have to study for a test and report "it helps me to focus" can get f*cked.
     
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  26. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Aiderrall
     
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  27. RonBurgundy

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    Ibuprofen #1??????????????????? NSAIDs and ulcers and AKI and all the other shit that happens especially when all the olds with arthritis take it since it’s otc and suddenly they’re dying thanks ibuprofen!! Would slide it to honorable mention and give ya boy metformin a call up to the top 5.

    GLP1 on the list but no SGLT2 even though you can use that shit for A tier CHF care too otherwise agreed with the list, although I think sertraline works more often than fluoxetine but too similar to not pick. Atorvastatin probably deserves an honorable mention seat as well as naltrexone.

    good on you for supporting the bupe, I don’t want any part of that lifestyle tho
     
  28. RonBurgundy

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    YAS
    YAS
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    Glip not as egregious as some SU and my poors are on it because it’s all they can afford with metformin combo.
    I would put azithromycin over Amox for similar reasons (bUt mY oThEr DoC gIvEs iT fOr mY CoLdS!?!?)

    And warfarin too valuable to be on this list. Life years saved are crazy.

    honorable mention zetia and niacin
     
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  29. Houndster

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    Antihistamines are pretty tight. They keep my face from leaking 24/7
     
  30. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Yeah yeah yeah AKI and gastritis but the shit works like tits. Sure it's got high overuse potential, but it's overused cuz it works.

    And think about the range of indications for NSAIDs. It's crazy. Yep, if I could only ever use 5 meds in practice, ibuprofen is absolutely one of em.

    GLP-1>SGLT2 especially ozempic/trulicity cuz it's been a life saver for my poorly controlled diabetics who can't manage meds for shit. Weekly injection is the GOAT. Also, I've seen that Fournier's happen to someone that was on an sglt2, not sure about causation, but I'll never not see that when trying to fall asleep at night again. That's on me though

    Prozac slightly cheaper than sertraline, better studied in adolescents and that self-taper is nice. But I agree and I prescribe zoloft more.

    Metformin dangles off the list by a thread just because I've got too many patients that bitch about it and can't manage to get or stay on it. Kinda similar case with atorvastatin, and that primary prevention NNT is unsexy enough to keep it out of the 5.

    Zetia yeah sorry ACC but I'm never putting someone on zetia.
     
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  31. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Will addend honorable mention
     
  32. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Cort lets see ur list
     
  33. football501

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  34. Kent Pavelka

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    I feel like I just walked into a big pharma smut circus
     
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  36. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I love it when patients accuse me of being in pharma's pocket as I prescribe them p much only medications that cost less the $5 for a 30 day supply. Gettin' rich AF off the SHEEPLE
     
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  37. All_Luck

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  38. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  39. All_Luck

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    That Mac Miller references
     
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    I don't get this :cryingjordan:
     
  41. All_Luck

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  42. Kent Pavelka

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    Still don't get it.
     
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  43. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    I would have went with #The Chase but apparently the Nebraska Way has changed.

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    Somebody put a Blackshirts helmet on Garth’s face.
     
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  44. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    This is drugs?
     
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  45. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Husk City too old
     
  46. BWC

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    A little too on the head and a smidge too soon?
     
  47. oldberg

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    I’m still lost as to wtf is going on
     
  48. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    We are in the stage of desperation where we are trying to lure in recruits by tweeting a reference to a shitty white rapper that died of a drug overdose 2 years ago.
     
  49. The Hebrew Husker

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    They recreated the album art from a Mac Miller CD called “Swimming” and added a couple Husk specific details.
     
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