Husk City: Now Featuring Bidets

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  1. All_Luck

    All_Luck OK. Cool Husk em!
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  2. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Fully Husked
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    Do yall think we go rogue and play "exhibition" games against regional teams if the B1G throws in the towel? I feel like the Moos is all in right now.
     
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  3. The Hebrew Husker

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    I think we’ll be one of the last teams to cancel their season that’s for sure.
     
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  4. DirtBall

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    Thats the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard
     
  5. DrTomOsbourne

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    Ok
     
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  6. Tommy Jefferson

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    To be fair, the ‘dumbest shit ever heard’ and ‘a real possibility’ are not mutually exclusive
     
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  7. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    Pizza at Isles was really solid. Picked it up and roasted in the sun eating it in the bed of my truck
     
  8. DirtBall

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    counterpoint:

    GO FUCCK YOURSELF
     
  9. DirtBall

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    TYFYS
     
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  10. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Husk husk husk
     
  11. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    TYFYS
     
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  12. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Add a few Busch Lights, and this picturesque scene will take care of things for this husk tonight
     
  13. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    The B1G controls us and any TV rights. Really can't see this happening, which probably means it absolutely will happen. It would be moronic. There'd be no money in it, so that should keep the stupid away.
     
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  14. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    Wanted to get a burrito at that Mexican place but decided against it what with the whole coronavirus thing making me hesitant to take dumps in public restrooms, even at your state's typically clean rest stops. Was in one in Sidney this evening that was super clean
     
  15. Tommy Jefferson

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    I don’t think B1G has any control of the non-conference schedule which is what our huge matchup with UNK would be. B1G may refuse to air the game, but I’m sure FOX or ESPN will be tripping over themselves for any live action by that point.
     
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  16. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Pretty sure they do with the TV coverage, which is ultimately the only reason anybody is even entertaining the idea of playing CFB this fall. Otherwise, we'd have games televised on CBS on occasion.
     
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  17. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  18. Harrison Beck

    Harrison Beck Hi, I'm Harrison Beck
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    Sooooo, yes?
     
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  19. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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    Now that is one nice looking ‘mitt
     
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  20. DirtBall

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    prolly
     
  21. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    I just feel like I know Moose well enough to surmise that crazy sob is going to do whatever he can to get us some games even if we're playing the Dakotas and wyoming.
     
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  22. DirtBall

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    We’d still get our asses beat
     
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  23. RonBurgundy

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    SDSU AD is gonna be hurting bad without that sweet game fee money.
     
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  24. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Tfw you mow your lawn in a diagonal pattern.

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  25. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    Dean pimping out a mortgage company as HOLs new corporate sponsor has me RIPing in peace.

    Come get the latest on the walkon from Cambridge and your new 15 year fixed home loan all in one place!
     
  26. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    It's incredible. Glad my subscription still has a few days left on it, so I could witness this magnificence.
     
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  27. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Just a national treasure:

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  28. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Latrell Neville Commit: What Does it Mean for Nebraska and is Now The Time to Refinance Your Dreams?
     
  29. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I husk hard
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    Married too. God damnit dean you get me every time.
     
  30. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    I want to know who his 39 year-old boss is. Clouse?
     
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  31. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  32. QuickdrawJohnny

    QuickdrawJohnny Well-Known Member

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  33. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Saving that
     
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  34. Kent Pavelka

    Kent Pavelka Let's pause 10 seconds for station identification
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    I think one of my favorite husking moments was when a friend of mine and I took a radio and a nerf football down to the woods at the end of our pasture and played catch with the football over a crick as we listened to Calvin Jones run roughshod over the Jayhawks in a record-setting performance.

    And I'm having a slice for husk lunch husk
     
  35. The.Barron.of.Miles

    The.Barron.of.Miles Scarlet and Cream
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    Pretty sure you just accurately described heaven.
     
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  36. The Hebrew Husker

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    What’s Dean talking about? The big ten started this “trend”
     
  37. —

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    Shut up Lib! Big Scan identifies with SEC values
     
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  38. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Dean confused the SEC for the ACC. Classic mixup.
     
  39. 2

    2 Gbr nfm
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  40. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    Not bad. 10,000 people should be able to be there and still maintain social distancing guidelines. Curious how they would determine who gets a ticket and who doesn't.
     
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  41. RonBurgundy

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    Sure 10K sounds good. It’s all kind of just like Monopoly money at this point as I‘ll be quite surprised at how much football actually gets played unless we just stop even pretending to give a shit about student athlete exposures or health.

    I’m pessimistic, but hopeful. Would love to watch football this fall.
     
  42. The Hebrew Husker

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    Still interested how you get 10K in and out without there being a log jam of people next to each other. Same with the concourse/bathroom area.
     
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  43. 1

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    They better start with masks being required when not in your seat then go from there
     
  44. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Given the propensity to yell at a football game, masks should be required at all times imo
     
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  45. Tommy Jefferson

    Tommy Jefferson Well-Known Member
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    I predict some massive indoor gathering led by our trusted governor, no masks allowed. The 5,000 pure bred Huskers who can cheer the loudest get a golden ticket. Fine print reveals only top tier donors qualify.
     
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  46. Herpitus Derp

    Herpitus Derp After further review Go GBR
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    How can you expect a weather and pandemic health reporter to keep up with the minutiae of sports?! Smdh.
     
  47. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Never had it
     
  48. 1

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    True good point. I wonder how the math works for 10K in that stadium. I mean would there be more than 6 ft between everyone if they opened every section and had people space out as much as possible? Maybe they'll just say only people in every other row and 3 seat numbers between each person. :idk:
     
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  49. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Every 3rd or 4th row imo. If you stagger the the seats in the rows, you maybe get 18" side spacing. To get 6' to the front, you need ~5.8' between your row and the row that person in front or behind you is in. Every other row doesn't get you that.

    Since the stadium is primarily bench seating, roping off areas would likely be the best way to do it...easier to enforce, easier to set up, other than the initial roping off. Sell tickets in groups of 4-6 (maybe up to 8?) and space out the roped off areas.
     
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