Typical house crynasty MO is to go on massive boom/bust cycles where we have aaaaaaaaaaaall the food and then p much just soy sauce cuz goin to the grocery store is the woat But it's really snake eating its tail because one of the reasons I hate grocin' so much is that I get so many thomdang groceries that I have to exercise Chad Kelsay-like hand speed baggin them in a state of panic that I won't finish before the kindly clerk needs to use my side of the conveyer belt for the next customer
The worst chore is withstanding a curled lip when the trash you was sposed to take out is set near the back door as a clear indicator you haven’t taken it out quick enough.
You guy’s grocery stores do the thing where you pick out what you want online and they bring it out to your car at an agreed upon time? Well mine does and it’s free and it’ll change your life. Execpt to go in to grab a few items I haven’t been full-on grocery shopping in the store since thanksgiving.
They do, I’ve yet to try it. Mostly because I sell wine and spend way too much time in a grocery store already that I can just pick stuff up when need be. Also, by far our cheapest grocery store for a majority of the stuff we need doesn’t have it.
Thos days where your workin between a couple locations and you happen to have enough tim to swing by house crynasty to take a fish head cr*d in the safe confines of the familiar are the best of days I know ol dogskrt 'ciates it cause I can see her out the window and she cr*ddin' too
Not safe for life, but I haven't been able to breathe for a few minutes because of it. Colleague came across a promotional poster for this on campus earlier today: http://www.puppypleasure.net/
I ate one too many fiber bars yesterday. Feel like I'm inhaling with my mouth and exhaling with my butt.
football501 I'd like to correct the record. Wasn't no apples nor snakes in Eden. God: "Alright, place is all created. All yours I'ma rock a snooze for a bit. Mow the lawn every once in a while and stay outta that orchard" Adam: "why what's in that orch..."
those things are fucking dangerous. should probably be only available with a prescription. I'm pretty sure if you eat more than 1 you can actually die from farting.
Ugh the esteemed craigslist user who was supposed to sell me a ticket to the sold out show never showed. Better luck tomorrow Sex Fuckhead
I’ve never used craigslist. Probably because my dad is named Craig and I don’t trust that fucker at all.
Been re-watching GOT with the girlfriend, who's never seen it. And by "with" her I mean she fucks around on her phone while half paying attention then asks me questions about shit that was just explained
Getting alerts about the Lord Thom breaking his promise to Noah all the way over here in Chiny land. Stay safe, homeland husks.
Man I been with crytessa for 10 years now and I'm here to tell ya we watch pretty much entirely different shows all the tim and it saved our marriage. Hang out together on the couch while i watch my high brow histry progrumms (ancient aliens) with headphones and she watches whatever the new Riverdale-type shit is. This is what grampskrt choked Nazis in WWII for.