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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Bo Pelinis, Oct 20, 2018.
Vacuuming and cleaning doge poop are the worst. Cleaning toilet is up there too.
Our pets heads are falling off
The actual act of cooking is enjoyable. Going to the goddamn grocery store is the absolute worst.
I won’t argue one bit with this.
Deciding what to cook is infinitely worse
Meat with a side of bourbon.
Typical house crynasty MO is to go on massive boom/bust cycles where we have aaaaaaaaaaaall the food and then p much just soy sauce cuz goin to the grocery store is the woat
But it's really snake eating its tail because one of the reasons I hate grocin' so much is that I get so many thomdang groceries that I have to exercise Chad Kelsay-like hand speed baggin them in a state of panic that I won't finish before the kindly clerk needs to use my side of the conveyer belt for the next customer
We've had snow on the ground since October and I have two labs
The worst chore is withstanding a curled lip when the trash you was sposed to take out is set near the back door as a clear indicator you haven’t taken it out quick enough.
UNO into the conference finals FYI
They could win a tourney game before Nebraska.
You guy’s grocery stores do the thing where you pick out what you want online and they bring it out to your car at an agreed upon time? Well mine does and it’s free and it’ll change your life.
Execpt to go in to grab a few items I haven’t been full-on grocery shopping in the store since thanksgiving.
They do, I’ve yet to try it. Mostly because I sell wine and spend way too much time in a grocery store already that I can just pick stuff up when need be.
Also, by far our cheapest grocery store for a majority of the stuff we need doesn’t have it.
2nd page huh?
Went to my old high school. Committed to Iowa but IIRC is a husk fan and was hoping for an offer.
there's gonna be so much Wyatt Power this year
UNO has the best 5 in the state since Rich King
Rise and husk
Flooding like a mfer here
Puked twice and fisheaded 3 times since last night. Kill me, Pete.
Thos days where your workin between a couple locations and you happen to have enough tim to swing by house crynasty to take a fish head cr*d in the safe confines of the familiar are the best of days
I know ol dogskrt 'ciates it cause I can see her out the window and she cr*ddin' too
Still raining too
Not safe for life, but I haven't been able to breathe for a few minutes because of it. Colleague came across a promotional poster for this on campus earlier today: http://www.puppypleasure.net/
I ate one too many fiber bars yesterday. Feel like I'm inhaling with my mouth and exhaling with my butt.
One of the scariest links I’ve ever clicked.
Be sure to click on How It Works
football501 I'd like to correct the record. Wasn't no apples nor snakes in Eden.
God: "Alright, place is all created. All yours I'ma rock a snooze for a bit. Mow the lawn every once in a while and stay outta that orchard"
Adam: "why what's in that orch..."
those things are fucking dangerous. should probably be only available with a prescription. I'm pretty sure if you eat more than 1 you can actually die from farting.
Want to know what’s in there but can’t risk the click on the toilet store’s wifi
clean up the language first and final warning
LOL at Miles falling running off the court.
Seeing a concert tonight, Better Oblivion Community Center, p excite.
windy as fuck
Ugh the esteemed craigslist user who was supposed to sell me a ticket to the sold out show never showed. Better luck tomorrow Sex Fuckhead
that's complete shit. Pissed just hearing it
I’ve never used craigslist. Probably because my dad is named Craig and I don’t trust that fucker at all.
Been re-watching GOT with the girlfriend, who's never seen it.
And by "with" her I mean she fucks around on her phone while half paying attention then asks me questions about shit that was just explained
GOT needs to be treated like going to a movie in the theater. Once it starts, put your phone away.
Getting alerts about the Lord Thom breaking his promise to Noah all the way over here in Chiny land. Stay safe, homeland husks.
#blessd that my contessa is as into it as I am.
T’s and P’s to those in our great state affected by flooding. This shit is wild.
Man I been with crytessa for 10 years now and I'm here to tell ya we watch pretty much entirely different shows all the tim and it saved our marriage.
Hang out together on the couch while i watch my high brow histry progrumms (ancient aliens) with headphones and she watches whatever the new Riverdale-type shit is. This is what grampskrt choked Nazis in WWII for.
Good gratification that my decision to not watch Jane the Virgin with her was the correct one