Husk City: that being said, gbr

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  1. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
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    If i started a GoFundMe for a suicide pod, would ya'll be kind enough to donate?
     
  2. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    Don’t forget Dylan’s early overthrows

    Neyor’s dickhands

    the list goes on and on

    should’ve walked away with it
     
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  3. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ Mind your own damn business
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    Absolutely spot on and I take heart that there's slightly less of this this year than last. Still need a lot more players
     
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  4. OHW

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    TBH I don't understand the school vouchers for micropenises program, but I'm happy for you
     
  5. DrTomOsbourne

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    Yet there's literally ONE program in the country that can find a way to lose almost every game they shouldn't, and here we are.
     
  6. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    you could tell me Nebraska football is some kind of modern CIA mass population torture test and I’d at least consider the possibility
     
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  7. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ Mind your own damn business
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    OooooOOOoooh
     
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  8. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ Mind your own damn business
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    Is Benhart finally gone next year or does his IEP give him like an 8th year
     
  9. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    They had 5 first downs the entire game. LOL
     
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  10. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    [Pushes the buzzer again]
     
  11. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    Fuck off Jay
     
  12. Bo Pelinis

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    If I’m one of the guys on defense I’m probably going to cause a scene in the locker room after that game tbh
     
  13. DrTomOsbourne

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    When I was moving to Florida in 2011 we were driving through the night. I was driving in the right lane, and out of nowhere a car came flying by me in the left lane, clearly unaware they were driving on the wrong side of the road.

    I believe that car actually hit me, and I'm dead, and for some reason this is my eternal punishment.
     
  14. Herpitus Derp

    Herpitus Derp After further review Go GBR
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    Yeah, I’m stating the obvious here, but the assistant corching changes Rhule makes (or doesn’t make) this offseason is going to determine his tenure here. But that was going to be the case whether we won or lost tonight.

    The natives will probably just be a bit more restless going into ‘25 after this loss, especially if we follow it up with another L in whatever sorry bowl game we’re forced to participate in.
     
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  15. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Lol and you married an iowa fan in your hell too
     
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  16. HERKY

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    Or maybe pulling that JV high school horseshit pregame is one of the many reasons why the Nebraska program has been swimming in shit for the better part of two decades.
     
  17. Bo Pelinis

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    As if that’s our problem ya dunce
     
  18. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Yes that is why
     
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  19. HERKY

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    One of many.
     
  20. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ Mind your own damn business
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    A Ferentz fan would think that "the breakdown of decorum" is the reason for our decline

    Also black people
     
  21. Bo Pelinis

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    We keep regularly losing like this because it’s my personal penance for, i don’t even know what, but that’s my only explanation.
     
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  22. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Fuck off
     
  23. OHW

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    Iowa football: Win or lose, we still booze cry
     
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  24. Squints

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    What’s Iowa’s explanation then? Absolutely meaningless results every year. You’re in hell with us! :roll:
     
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  25. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
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    I don't know why I am responding, but brother. Praying before game at the 50 yard line is perfectly okay to do. I'm sure you being a reasonable Iowa fan are religious yourself, so I don't know why you're being such a hypocrite
     
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  26. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Iowa put their state's finest out to guard their midfield logo.

    Back the blue HERKY !
     
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  27. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    don't get into it with Herky. aside from buster, maybe the dumbest Iowa fan on planet earth.
     
  28. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
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    One of my best friends that I grew up with is a cop in Iowa. He was also afraid of clowns and nicknamed Toad growing up. You're in safe hands, HERKY
     
  29. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ Mind your own damn business
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    I mean, I didn't even go to this school wtf am i doing

    Alma mater killed Wisconsin and sent them bowl-less today
     
  30. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    [​IMG]
     
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  31. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Ann Selzer bet on Nebraska
     
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  32. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    :beerchug:
     
  33. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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  34. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    Still trying to process what just happened. The 100 busch lights I drank tonight is helping. What does Rhule even say to the team after that one?
     
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  35. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Goal of beating Colorado, making a bowl, and beating a rival were achieved. Tonight was a reminder we are a year or two away. But I do live Rhule, Dana, and hope we figure out shit next year that cost us games late.
     
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  36. triple-r

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    9-3 next year calling my shot now.

    Tonight was just 1 last groin kick to remind us how miserable the last 7 years have been.

    maybe even 10-2

    :bananallama:
     
  37. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    No fucking way but quote this to ridicule me
     
  38. Kent Pavelka

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    Overall I thought it was a pretty well-coached game. We were in a position to win. Corches did all they could to put them in position not to fuck it up.

    Nebraska just played Iowa’s game and in the conditions that seemed to be all we could do. Lack of execution by the players caused the loss more than coaching, which is better than when the staff doesn’t give the guys a chance to win because they are bonerbrained dufuses.

    Neyor peaked on his first fucking catch of the year. Dropped the game-changing play. Gotta pick up your qb there.
     
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  39. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    Rhule always looks a little frantic on the sideline during games. I wonder if that energy is causing some problems.
     
  40. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    Im done over analyzing shit. We just fucking lose when it matters the most and I don’t know what to do to fix it other than bitch
     
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  41. RonBurgundy

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    Schedule is ridiculously easy on paper next year.
     
  42. 2

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    :lovelove::lovelove::lovelove:

    Win the bowl game.
     
  43. JohnnyChimpo

    JohnnyChimpo This man, Lenny Pepperidge, AKA Lenny the Pep...
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    When other fans complain about their teams
     
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  44. NCHusker

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    Weak, immature, loser shit
     
  45. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Good analysis but I've been told the reason for the loss is the captains didn't shake hands and your corch walked through a stretch line. Now I don't know what to believe.
     
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  46. football501

    football501 I once ate a Twix with the wrapper on it
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    I think Rhule has the right of it when he says the portal can ruin paper projections. But it would be nice to get #9wins
     
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  47. NFM

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    It was this year. Only way we’re winning more than 7 next year is to hit multiple home runs in the portal and Rhule seems pretty bad at evaluating transfer talent.
     
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  48. ISRP

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    Nebraska fans = modern day Job.
     
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  49. 2

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    Tired of losing, but seems like a rivalry to me.
     
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