Husk City: that being said, gbr

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Bo Pelinis, Oct 20, 2018.

  1. football501

    football501 I once ate a Twix with the wrapper on it
    TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersKansas City RoyalsEvertonAvengersUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    I thought the Doc Thom devil deal was only about football but it seems to be metastasizing as he sticks around and hitting other organs and systems
     
  2. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Fully Husked
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersTampa Bay LightningCrystal Palace

    Unfortunately he needs to kick the bucket to break the curse.
     
  3. The Hebrew Husker

    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersSeattle MarinersColorado AvalanceWWENebraska Cornhuskers alt

    I don’t know why but the overuse of the word curated annoys me. Glad Dean could join the club.

     
  4. cdaysker

    cdaysker Quarry
    Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Stop: Using: So: Many: Colons: Dean:
     
    JoeySmalls, , RonBurgundy and 7 others like this.
  5. NFM

    NFM Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    Do I have to read this one before I die?
     
    JoeySmalls, , RonBurgundy and 6 others like this.
  6. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsBig 8 ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    You read it then Sean kills you with his bare hands
     
  7. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersDenver NuggetsBig 8 ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    foreword by Tori Black
     
  8. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ Mind your own damn business
    Donor
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsArizona WildcatsTexas AandM Aggies altTennessee Volunteers

    He wrote that book title like a dos command
     
  9. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ Mind your own damn business
    Donor
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsArizona WildcatsTexas AandM Aggies altTennessee Volunteers

    Dean i tried to search the internet for your book but it just booted scorched earth instead
     
  10. The Hebrew Husker

    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersSeattle MarinersColorado AvalanceWWENebraska Cornhuskers alt

    HuskTwitter’s finest (Abbie) just got a mention on 1620. Unfortunately it was in the same sentence that propped up Creighton. Someone messaged in and said “CU Twitter would have a beer with you, DrAbbie would call the HOA on you”
     
    JoeySmalls, BrentTray, and 2 others like this.
  11. huskerrolly

    huskerrolly Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Boston CelticsNebraska CornhuskersAtlanta Falcons

    They poke fun at her quite a bit.
     
  12. The Hebrew Husker

    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersSeattle MarinersColorado AvalanceWWENebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Love it
     
    JoeySmalls and oldberg like this.
  13. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsBig 8 ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Lady husks beat Rutgers in the big ten tournament. Play Illinois at 5:30 pm tomorrow
     
  14. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersAtlanta Braves

    I’m not buying this book unless it’s proofread by Dean, himself
     
    JoeySmalls, Kent Pavelka, and 7 others like this.
  15. The.Barron.of.Miles

    The.Barron.of.Miles Scarlet and Cream
    Nebraska Cornhuskers

    Ol’ Scone just constantly outdoing himself. Truly amazing grift the state has funded all these years.
     
    Albums, JoeySmalls, cdaysker and 11 others like this.
  16. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Like he could read a book that didn’t involve finding Waldo
     
  17. 2

    2 GBR NFM
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersColorado RockiesDenver BroncosBig 8 ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    You ever seen Dean and Waldo at the same time?
     
    JoeySmalls, DirtBall and BrentTray like this.
  18. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesBaltimore OriolesWashington WizardsWashington CommandersWashington CapitalsArsenal

    Not really but had a good buzz and did fall asleep approximately 20 seconds after I got home today bc I slept <5 hours
     
    JoeySmalls, DirtBall and BrentTray like this.
  19. —

    Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Like the DIE book. I’m sure that this has some sort of outline and Dean fills in the blanks like it’s a mad lib.

    publisher gets a “name” in the local media to be listed as author. Dean gets to list himself as an author. Dumbass husker fans find a reason to read something resembling a “book” for the first time since freshman English at DONU. Win-Win-Win.


    Culture is dead
     
    #87219 , Mar 6, 2025
    Last edited: Mar 6, 2025
    Albums, JoeySmalls, BrentTray and 4 others like this.
  20. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    No doubt in my mind they just send beat writers questionnaires for these. They fill them out with the stories. The publisher then ghost writes each book or AI writes each one. There’s a reason every college bookstore has the exact same books in them.
     
  21. football501

    football501 I once ate a Twix with the wrapper on it
    TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersKansas City RoyalsEvertonAvengersUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    Was the officiating as bad as everyone thought against the Buckeyes? Analysis says maybe worse!

     
    Albums, JoeySmalls, BrentTray and 3 others like this.
  22. Biff Bridges

    Biff Bridges The words. You are good with the words man
    Donor TMB OG
    Chicago White SoxIndianapolis ColtsArsenalTiger WoodsNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Dean's publisher after proofreading the first copy:

    [​IMG]
     
    Albums, JoeySmalls, 2 and 13 others like this.
  23. IAHusk

    IAHusk E Pluribus Anus
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersAtlanta BravesManchester UnitedUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamNebraska Cornhuskers alt

  24. Tommy Jefferson

    Tommy Jefferson Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersKansas JayhawksKansas City RoyalsKansas City Chiefs

    I’ll be there the equipment sale. I need a new set of shoulder pads. My last ones have worn down from running through my tire gauntlet
     
    JoeySmalls, 2, BrentTray and 9 others like this.
  25. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersAtlanta Braves

    Ole Frankie Solich could teach you a thing or two about pad level. Helps that he was a 5’7 FB.
     
  26. The Hebrew Husker

    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersSeattle MarinersColorado AvalanceWWENebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Equipment sale? Lol wtf
     
    JoeySmalls, 2, BrentTray and 3 others like this.
  27. The Hebrew Husker

    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersSeattle MarinersColorado AvalanceWWENebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Not excusing the complete meltdowns/choke jobs but this is where I’ve been for most of the season.

     
  28. cdaysker

    cdaysker Quarry
    Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska Cornhuskers alt

    I'm not a casual fan IMO so I guess that's why I'm not uncomfortable saying our stupid fucking NIL needs to spend huge money on Nebrasketball and give us a winner.
     
    JoeySmalls, 2, BrentTray and 4 others like this.
  29. The Hebrew Husker

    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersSeattle MarinersColorado AvalanceWWENebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Agreed. Not sure why he worded it that way either lol

    Mostly was saying that based on our roster, it’s probably a moral victory we’re even on the bubble. Will most likely stay that way until someone starts writing some checks.
     
    JoeySmalls, oldberg and cdaysker like this.
  30. cdaysker

    cdaysker Quarry
    Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Yep, this roster is objectively trash for the most part. Only two guys that would start for other B1G teams. If they'd loosen the purse strings for Fred, I'm convinced he could have us as a top 30-35 team each year with some years being pretty special. Until then, we will keep being mediocre at best.
     
    JoeySmalls and The Hebrew Husker like this.
  31. Biff Bridges

    Biff Bridges The words. You are good with the words man
    Donor TMB OG
    Chicago White SoxIndianapolis ColtsArsenalTiger WoodsNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    I agree but this is Fred’s roster he put around Brice with some solid help from 1890. They’re not going to be as excited to pony up even more next year. Last year was the exception not the rule.
     
    JoeySmalls and oldberg like this.
  32. cdaysker

    cdaysker Quarry
    Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska Cornhuskers alt

    I had heard he was promised a lot more money but never got it, so he put together what we have currently. If that's not true and he had all the funding and this is what he put together, then I'm very bummed.
     
  33. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersKansas City RoyalsNew York GiantsAvengersBig 8 ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    NIT is what I had figured with the roster so that’s about right
     
  34. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersKansas City RoyalsNew York GiantsAvengersBig 8 ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Cuz obviously I’m a genius
     
  35. The Hebrew Husker

    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersSeattle MarinersColorado AvalanceWWENebraska Cornhuskers alt

    On paper at least, Berke seemed like the only player we “outbid” others for. I’m sure Essegian’s interest was average and Meah seemed like a Plan C after Mast was ruled out.

    Not saying our NIL is terrible, but I’d like to know if last year’s pool was considered good for Nebraska comparison or CBB as a whole. I can’t imagine too much money is leaving Omaha to come down to Lincoln for basketball.
     
    JoeySmalls likes this.
  36. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersAtlanta Braves

    Women are battling right now. Down 2 with 4:15 left.
     
    DirtBall, JoeySmalls and Squints like this.
  37. Squints

    Squints oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling
    Donor
    Sporting Kansas CityLiverpoolBig 8 ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    gbr
     
    DirtBall and JoeySmalls like this.
  38. The Hebrew Husker

    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersSeattle MarinersColorado AvalanceWWENebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Completed the comeback from down 11. Now a date with the Bruins
     
  39. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsBig 8 ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Amy is such an impressive coach
     
    DirtBall, RonBurgundy and JoeySmalls like this.
  40. football501

    football501 I once ate a Twix with the wrapper on it
    TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersKansas City RoyalsEvertonAvengersUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    Likely won’t go well but got some momentum heading into the women’s dance
     
  41. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersKansas City RoyalsNew York GiantsAvengersBig 8 ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Thank god for title 9 for Nebraska athletics
     
  42. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersDenver NuggetsBig 8 ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    going to be a sad day for us when Trump bans women's sports
     
  43. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersDenver NuggetsBig 8 ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    speaking of which, JFC.

     
  44. 2

    2 GBR NFM
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersColorado RockiesDenver BroncosBig 8 ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    He’s hot
     
  45. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Awful hair though
     
    JoeySmalls likes this.
  46. triple-r

    triple-r Not the mama!
    Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersChicago CubsDenver NuggetsKansas City Chiefs

    if we had a pg worth a damn this team would easily have 3-4 more wins. Should’ve paid Chucky or Sallis stupid money to come here.
     
  47. Llama

    Llama I was told there would be no replies
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersColorado Avalance

    Are we allowed to bring our own equipment to sell at the Spring garage sale?
     
  48. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersKansas City RoyalsNew York GiantsAvengersBig 8 ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Is junk jaunt finally making its way to Lincoln for the spring game?
     
  49. The Hebrew Husker

    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersSeattle MarinersColorado AvalanceWWENebraska Cornhuskers alt

    This cracked me up. My first thought when I saw it.

     
  50. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersAtlanta Braves