Husk City: The Empirical Data Is In and It’s Bad

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  1. Kent Pavelka

    Kent Pavelka Let's pause 10 seconds for station identification
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    I think you mean rise to power
     
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  2. The Hebrew Husker

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  3. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Apologies if this has been posted before, but I immediately thought of this thread when I saw it.

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  4. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Shit that's beautiful
     
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  5. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    The fact that it’s a 30 pack is perfect.
     
  6. The.Barron.of.Miles

    The.Barron.of.Miles Scarlet and Cream
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    Actually having one of these right now.
    For the Farmers!
     
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  7. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Tyfys, 'mers
     
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  8. DirtBall

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    My Thom, ‘Berg is going to pass out from the amount of blood rushing to his loins after viewing that.
     
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  9. Corch

    Corch I wanna talk to Sampson
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    He's exactly who I thought of when I saw this.

    He seems a Husker's Husker
     
  10. DirtBall

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    If you combined the best attributes of every Husk City poster, then multiplied those attributes by ten…you still wouldn’t have a poster equal to user ‘Berg. He is the best of us, he is the Husk of us. There’s a reason I named my son DirtBerg. Do his classmates make fun of his name? Of fuckin course they do. Does he know he’s named after a living legend? Of fuckin course he does.
     
  11. Corch

    Corch I wanna talk to Sampson
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    I'm a big believer in balance in the universe, so he comes pretty close to evening out how awful user Nelson is
     
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  12. DirtBall

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    Sometimes when i dream at night…and have ‘those’ types of dreams. I dream of being a pair of pliers in user oldberg ’s belt clip.
     
  13. DirtBall

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    Oh god. Don’t get me started on that “dude”
     
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  14. The Hebrew Husker

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    Thanks Trev! Im so impressed that after four seasons Scott hired some ACs with D1 experience!!!!
     
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  15. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    Same shit different day
     
  16. OZ2

    OZ2 Well-Known Member

    I’ve spent 9.5 years in Portland and had every single Osmond person and chud ask me how I deal with the rain and ask how much it rains and, ‘how can you deal with that?!?’

    Me, ‘it mostly sprinkles, Portland gets 36 inches of rain a year and Omaha is 29+ inches on average.’

    They look at me and think I lie.

    I’m on day 4 back in Omaha and I just had every satellite go out at a bar while watching hockey, golf, and USMNT because of the heavy rain, I almost got struck by lightning when I stepped outside for 5 seconds (promptly went back in and didn’t take a call), and I’m currently in a county with a flash flood warning after a rain I haven’t seen in over 9.5 years…

    Lol. Maybe I’ll bring some of that Nike money back with me too
     
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  17. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    Sounds like your time in Oregon has really softened you up. Sorry a little Nebraska rain caused you to miss your hockey, golf, and soccer. smdh
     
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  18. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
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    Sounds like you need to spend some time with the Bobfather. He’ll make a man out of you.
     
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  19. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Shit, seriously? I’ve been out of the loop on multiple fronts recently…
     
  20. OZ2

    OZ2 Well-Known Member

    judging by the last 10 years in Nebraska…

    I should fit right back in
     
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  21. Squints

    Squints oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling
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    We have reached peak Dean.
     
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  22. DirtBall

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    Do we know if he had a stroke recently?
     
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  23. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    he's been on a height kick recently because he posted a picture of himself on RSS and someone commented that was the first photo they've seen where Dean was the tallest person in the photo. he's taking it very normally.
     
  24. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Dean absolutely kills me. Most unintentionally hilarious person I know.
     
  25. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis Yesterday is a hard word for me.
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  26. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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    concur
     
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  27. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  28. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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  29. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    #memories
     
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  30. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Dean Fieri imo
     
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  31. JacobPalmer

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    Guys I hate to admit it but I’ve been drinking some kool-aid. I think this season will be fun.

    Bump this 10 minutes after the first game starts
     
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  32. huskerrolly

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    good god.
     
  33. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Ho boy.

    Like, what part of this team do you look at and think "fuck yeah"?
     
  34. RonBurgundy

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    Sensiblechuckle.gif
     
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  35. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    What. In. The. Fuck?
     
  36. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    Stop hanging out with Bobfather
     
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  37. JacobPalmer

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    I am in bobfather country today.

    I can’t explain it! It’s fun to have my hopes up. It will be devastating to have them get crushed again. #sports
     
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  38. JacobPalmer

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    We have enough transfers that frost hasn’t had time to ruin. It just might work!
     
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  39. The Hebrew Husker

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    VEGAS SAYS 7 WINS.
     
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  40. The Hebrew Husker

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    We will suck, but the reaction to someone thinking we might be alright always cracks me up.
     
  41. The Hebrew Husker

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    Potential wins would be NW, North Dakota, Georgia Southern, Rutgers, Indiana, and Illinois. That would be six.
     
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  42. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    We'll win half of those
     
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  43. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
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    If we win 6-7 games and don’t fire frost. Ugh.
     
  44. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    This is the darkest timeline
     
  45. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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    buckle up
     
  46. football501

    football501 I once ate a Twix with the wrapper on it
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    No respect for how hard it is to improve in the meat grinder that is the B1G West. Sad!
     
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  47. The Hebrew Husker

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    Which is why it will happen. This will be 2003 the sequel.
     
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  48. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    We're not winning 6-7.

    We're winning 3 and Frost will keep his job
     
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  49. DirtBall

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