Husk City: The Empirical Data Is In and It’s Bad

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  1. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    I will go with makes it to campus but transfers by August of his first summer.
     
  2. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
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    When we win 3-5 games this year, he’ll end up at Arkansas or LSU. God damnit we fucking suck.
     
  3. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    If he signed with us then there’s major grade/decision making issues.
     
  4. The Hebrew Husker

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    People are asking if we’re back, let me show you something that might convince you guys we are on the way…

    I have no idea where my GF got this shirt, or why she got this shirt, or if this actually translates to Huskers but I present to you the literal Hebrew Husker.

    9F6A79A3-9E47-48B2-B06A-E82EBAFF88B6.jpeg
     
  5. football501

    football501 I once ate a Twix with the wrapper on it
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    גֵיהִנוֹם yes!
     
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    Super spicy take. College football sucks.
     
  7. All_Luck

    All_Luck OK. Cool Husk em!
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    Wow. So smart Dean.

     
  8. Tommy Jefferson

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    What if Nebraska loses and all the fans can let out a sigh of relief knowing that Frost will be canned and the season is already in the dumps?! It may give the fans a chance to really enjoy a trip to Ireland instead of filling their dumb brains with optimism.
     
  9. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
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    I’m team lose every game. Retain Mickey in some capacity and find someone with some experience and maturity. Paid millions of dollars to do an awful fucking job and then places blame everywhere but within.
     
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  10. QuickdrawJohnny

    QuickdrawJohnny Well-Known Member

    Dean is Great Value Madden with less charisma and more social awkwardness
     
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  11. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    it will only be a rough flight if you don't book through Dean's travel agency aboard the Aer Lingus Express.
     
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    33 huh? Don’t even know who that is
     
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  13. The Hebrew Husker

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    Lol he played in every game last season.
     
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    Apathy… apathy
     
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  15. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  16. OZ2

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    Just got a reservation to play Landmand at the end of September.
    CAN’T WAIT
     
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  17. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I just love Aidean so much

    -aideansdad

     
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  18. football501

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    Mickey’s time in Louisiana gonna pay off for someone in the portal

     
  19. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    He’ll be good at Arkansas in 2023
     
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    My dream scenario for the season is week 0 loss in conference and Farts fired by resumption of B1G play. Mickey interim with real improvement.
     
  21. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    Fuck it. Hire Mickey right now
     
  22. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    But that would mean Trev actually has something between his legs. That Ken Doll is praying they go .500 so he doesn’t have to do anything.
     
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  23. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    4-8 again is what I’m seeing
     
  24. football501

    football501 I once ate a Twix with the wrapper on it
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    It's tragic that he lost his manhood getting grappled into submission by a raging Bobfather. Ts and Ps Trev
     
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  25. QuickdrawJohnny

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    putting out the fine china for the in laws

    [​IMG]
     
  26. IAHusk

    IAHusk E Pluribus Anus
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    Is a highway the right memorial? For Sam?
     
  28. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    For Sam.
     
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  29. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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  30. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I really wish I still had my ol rivals account so I could go back and search for that rrs thread crowdsourcing ideas for honoring Sam Foltz when we punt. Just pinnacle Husker fans on the internet material.
     
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  31. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Best of totally serious Husker internet fandom:

    1. Getting your bulldog secretary on the horn to bring that CORPSE back to Lincoln!
    2. Trying to coordinate entire stadium to say "For Sam" on our first punt
    3. Longform accounts of rural nebraska barroom wrestling
    4. SUPPORT THE BO
    5. Providing unnecessary detail as to one's municipality, ISP, in case that helps
     
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  32. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Also, Nebraska may be full of senseless chuds, but at least they're the bumbling, mostly harmless comical variety. Buncha grumpwads just shakin their damn heads at young people while having coffee together at the gas station.

    Legit fear Texags is gonna start lynching people at pregames
     
    #48283 pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ, Jul 16, 2022
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  33. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    God damn it he irritates me
     
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  34. QuickdrawJohnny

    QuickdrawJohnny Well-Known Member

    I have never and will never have a want to eat at any establishment named "Tanner's"

    Sorry, Tanner.
     
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  35. EdmondDantes

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    Dean serving as Master of Ceremonies for this ABM NIL event. Honestly it's impressive how in this era of basically paying for players, the greasiest person in this whole deal is Dean. Just no journalistic integrity at all when you're that far up ABMs keester to get access to players.
     
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    Topic title

     
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    Nebraska is only three years away from being a member of the B1G equal number of years it was a member of the Big 12. That doesn’t seem possible.

    and K-State/TT posters banging their chest about the Big 12 in the realignment topic is obnoxious.

    They are a domino away from rooins.
     
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  38. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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  39. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    "Sl*ppy Joe" or "Tavern?"

    Team 'vern
     
  40. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    "Made-right" is just further evidence Iowa is inhabited by psychopaths
     
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  41. QuickdrawJohnny

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  42. IAHusk

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    Maid-rite*
     
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  43. OZ2

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    Nebraska football *dances in the streets to some hogmolly who is a high 3 star that has a good work ethic.

    Nebraska volleyball
     
  44. The Hebrew Husker

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    I would hope a program that’s been in the Top 5-10 for like 20 years straight is recruiting better than a team who hasn’t won a conference title in over 20 years.
     
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  45. The Hebrew Husker

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    Glad Dean was ready to break the news.

     
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  46. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    I am dean, just a fucking jalopy that no one cares about that wants to just be accepted.
     
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  47. The Hebrew Husker

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    He’s gearing up for a RUN next year.

     
  48. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    And the girl on the right is Nebraska’s new setter recruit as well (from Sioux Falls). Nebraska has 3 recruiters as starters on the USA national team.

     
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