Husk City: What is happening?

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  1. BigRedEazy

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    This is absolutely inexcusable. I’m sorry. Even I thought maybe just maybe they might be turning the corner. Welp fuck me. Fuck us. And fuuuuuck frost and his band of goons. Everyone at Nebraska needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP until we don’t shoot our selves in the dick multiple times every fucking game. I shouldn’t be drunk this early. I blame scooter.
     
  2. BigRedEazy

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    Done
     
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  3. EdmondDantes

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    I'm kind of psyched that we found a totally new way to fuck up a final drive.
     
  4. NCHusker

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    Tbh it was a no lose situation for them. We weren't winning this game regardless.
     
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  5. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Run it up, PJ!
     
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  6. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Try to score again
     
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  7. Tommy Jefferson

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    Thank god we didn’t lose another one score game. That would have been so embarrassing.
     
  8. BigRedEazy

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    I’m laughing out loud!!
     
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  9. football501

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    Just put us to sleep? We were done when Yant tripped.
     
  10. The Hebrew Husker

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    I mean it was just as likely they would have had a FB go for 55, or a flea flicker for a TD, or……just name it.
     
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  11. BigRedEazy

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    We were done at the kick. We are mental midgets.
     
  12. OHW

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    at least he doesn't have to worry about this game counting toward his one possession game record
     
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  13. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Who’s the next 90’s moron we’re going hire? Bring back Matt Turman! Hire Wilson Thomas!
     
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  14. OZ2

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    You say that, but up until that point our defense have given up 3 first downs the entire half.

    Chins defense gave up some plays early, but they adjusted and mostly finished. This fucking offense with that fuck of a coach??? Absolutely pathetic.
     
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  15. NCHusker

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    This has to be it right?
     
  16. The Hebrew Husker

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    The Illinois and Minnesota losses are fireable. Even if we win out, get this clown the fuck out.
     
  17. OZ2

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    lol, we are totally going to score here and you know it
     
  18. BigRedEazy

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    Matt Truman for coarche!!!!!
     
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  19. Herpitus Derp

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    I’ve been told you have supported the Scoot.
     
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  20. The Hebrew Husker

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    I was being part sarcastic, but it did seem like Minnesota helped us out a bit by going away from what worked in the first half. I like Chins so not trying to come at him really, but Minnesota controlled the entire first half.
     
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  21. EdmondDantes

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    man Austin Allen has impressed me
     
  22. The Hebrew Husker

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    I tried to tell these people!!!!!
     
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  23. BigRedEazy

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    Wow crazy out TEs can catch the ball in the end zone. I was beginning to think it was illegal.
     
  24. football501

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    Holy crap a red zone touchdown pass
     
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  25. BigRedEazy

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    I’d be furious as Allen. Dude is a legit baller. With a real qb he’d be a 1st rounder.
     
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  26. OZ2

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    drink!
     
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  27. OZ2

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    How did we not get that it was behind him!
     
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  28. NCHusker

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    I can't help but go to the Huskers subreddit and engage those fools. They're legit stunned that we lost this game. Like they did not see it coming at all. I'm absolutely baffled by that. What team do they watch every week?
     
  29. The Hebrew Husker

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    Reading that subreddit is the closest I’ve ever been to making a Reddit account so I can troll those idiots.
     
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  30. BigRedEazy

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    How embarrassing but at the same time so expected
     
  31. OZ2

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    We actually did the opposite of 2 of these 3 and still lost because we are mentally the dumbest coached team I’ve ever seen.
     
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  32. OZ2

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    Texas and Nebraska went after each other only for both teams to figure out all the ways to lose. We both deserve this.
     
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  33. football501

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    Hopefully OZ’s utter confidence in the Trev isn’t misplaced
     
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  34. The Hebrew Husker

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    “This…..is Nebraska”
     
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  35. BrentTray

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  36. BigRedEazy

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    This coach fuck blaming it on “juice”. We are so fricked
     
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  37. BWC

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    Da fuck does O.J. have to do with this? Scoot offed his wife in Gate 25?
     
  38. BigRedEazy

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    No fuckin clue but we don’t got it. Glad though if we don’t have the “juice” we fucked.
     
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  39. OZ2

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    Put Trev in a bubble because every loss means the chances of him being hit by a train increase.
     
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  40. BigRedEazy

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    We are literally missing chromosomes as a football program. Not sure there is a fix.
     
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  41. Mix

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    Just hire Frost to coach an NFL team that wants to tank. He will find a way.
     
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  42. Houndster

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    3-5 is progress over last years 3-5 cuz the 5 losses this year are only by one possession each
     
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  43. Herpitus Derp

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    Fleck and Frost make a combined $10 million annually to coach football. Just astonishing.
     
  44. BigRedEazy

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    shut down the program. Funnel funds to vball and bbball. Profit?
     
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  45. oldberg

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    Been working a grain cart all day and missed the game other than score updates. Same shit different day?
     
  46. Houndster

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    Same thing but different. 2AM intentionally grounded a ball in our own end zone on 1st down when we were down 5 with 5 minutes to play then they scored a TD on the ensuing possession to go up 14
     
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  47. OZ2

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    we also failed to score from the 3 inch line. Likely Martinez was in the play before but the ref got in front of the end zone on the best camera angle so no conclusive evidence to overturn.

    we followed up this drive to get inside the 10 but did Nebraska things and then missed a chip shot field goal (missed a extra point earlier)

    this was followed by driving down the field and turnover on downs since we didn’t want to try a field goal.


    All of this before we got the safety. Before the safety the defense gave up 3 first downs all half.
     
  48. —

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    bad team with bad coach does bad things?

    STOP THE PRESSES
     
  49. BigRedEazy

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    makes you wonder….
     
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