Husk City: What is happening?

Husk!

 

Fucken gbr

 

If you don't count this you're a serious moran

Spoiler

 

Just so everyone knows a Nebraska win Saturday would be very legal and very cool.

 

So, maybe it’s because I married a Creighton girl and when she acts crabby I believe it’s the Creighton talking, maybe it’s because one of my best friends married a Creighton girl and she was uppity about her Journalism degree from Creighton when UNL’s is considered a better J-school and cost 1/2 as much, or maybe it’s because I realized my shitty high school basketball coach loved Creighton and made us go to camp there, yet!, we ran a slow down offense that was every Nebraska team-like since the turn of the century (that’s the absolute worst Jaysker combo ever) while he would brag about Creighton, and lastly it’s probably having to work with Bluejay Banter who sucked and were cocky as fuck.

But I made some bad life choices and in the last 3 years have completely come around to fuck them. I repent for my sins. I will cut off 1 finger, plant a field, and make fun of an Oregon hippy for my penance. I’ll also have a few DirtBall ’pops’ to wash down my sins.

 

Just some ideas feel free to change or add your own

 

That irl guy is still probably younger than OZ

 

Tony Fair makes the decommit official now.

 

At least we know if we get beat by Minnesota tomorrow it’s not because our coach pissed down his leg.

 

HUSK HUSK HUSK

 

Gbr

 

Open as 7 point favorites versus the Jaybirds. Absolute no way this could end badly.

 

Haha Ronald is the pretty boy majoring in bloodletting with a minor in lobotomies.

 

I’m going to emotionally hedge the fuck out of that line.

 

The real question is take the points or the ML

 

Do you even leeches and bad humours, bro?

 

ML

 

Both.

 

I feel you have to take ML. Creighton will be like +235. I won’t need any emotional hedges if Nebraska wins by one.

 

If Biff doesn't pick Jack Best, I pick that one. That's the coolest motherfuck in these pics.

 

Not great, Bob

 

NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND

 

Win against the ducks and bluegays (lol) and we got a stew goin.

 

Holy shit at the scores of those matches!

Set 1: Minnesota won 25-21
Set 2: Oregon won 41-39 (NCAA Tournament Record)
Set 3: Oregon won 25-14
Set 4: Oregon won 26-24

 

Bottom middle is clearly LKRFN88jp “I’ll be in my room painting Creighton things”

 

41-39 are we sure this wasn’t a Tim Miles basketball game am I doing this right

 

Doc Sadler imo

 

Drunk eyes and thangs on parade. Just as the good Dirt drew it up.

 

But srsly Kelsey, don’t post pictures of our drunk coach on the internet again.

 

Gat damn

 

How many Busch lights has he had before that photo

 

I can already see the text from @ Ashley Frost

"Having fun with Kelsey...?"

 

2, 1

 

Enough

 

Enough =\= Too many

 

The Tessa has been staying in my apartment with me for like the last two-ish weeks while she finds a new apartment. Her parents are visiting AKA I’m currently home alone for the first time in a long time....never a more satisfying set of fish heads. Watch out Creighton.

 

I;m thinkin about thos Thangs

 

Oh g*sh this must be those sex-making tendencies those fine #Oregon Ducks poasters tried to warn us about

 

Did not think this is where your poast was head-ed

 

Bumhole prediction
DONetballU: 69
The Gays: 58
#GBR
NFM#

 

I, too, am p**pin’ and my results suggest a slow start, but a dominate husk finish. Not sure if it will be enough in the end though...