Husk City: What is happening?

I could get behind finding out who this idiot is and ruining them. Cant believe someone would even think of doing that

Not as of tomorrow i bet

 

https://m.facebook.com/public/Austin-Cordis

 

The guy that put that on Twitter is an assistant coach at East. With some media followers. That fucking piece of shit is going to have a real bad tim.

 

My kid would be disowned so fast

 

You don't get to writing that on your truck on your own.

 

Local media has it!

 

I saw it retweeted by Rex Chapman, it’s all over the place now. That kid is fucked.

 

Id pay thousands for this ppv

 

HEY! For all we know the future Mrs ‘berg has a dump trunk sized ass. That outweighs many faults imo.

 

People already posting his home address online and his ex girlfriend confirmed it for them. Buddy is about to have a bad few days.

Also some girl just put this on my FB

 

While we destroy this racist piece of shits life can we also unite, uplift, and agree that Zac Efron is a gorgeous human being. I mean, dear lord the guys got “it”.

 

The whole package for sure.

 

STAN WITH EFRON OR DONT STAN HEAR!!!!!

 

I let people suck my toes for money, what of it?

 

Man, I swear there’s a Black Mirror episode out there where the oldberg fiance is actually Efron. I’m just saying this to solve cross national relations. I’d have sex with either to further the Husk City cause. Either.

 

In other news, could you imagine an Efron-Zendaya sex tape? My lord

 

Almost refreshing to see they're not hiding behind the ultra-thin "blue lives matter" veil anymore

 

Dirtball keepin me UTD on celebrity dirt

 

We should be waking up hungover either very sad or very smug today.

 

and now you made me google a zendaya. That does not look like a healthy young woman, Dirt. Can only imagine what a disaster her enamel situation must be. Hopefully the benevolent-- and very sexy-- humanitarian Efron is dating her as a means to nurse her hungry body back to health

 

Ol pnkskrt in solo dadskrt mode all weekend it seems which means me n pigletmolly watched all of Army-MTSU and now I'm trying to demonstrate to this 20 month old girl how funny the original Austin Powers was and I think she gets it

 

We both lol at this part p hard

 

Ol pnk also very comically slipped on ol skrtlet's toy car last night which appears to be some manner of noise-rendering female batmobile and it wished me a spooky adventure as i lay near death.

Pavelk I believe this deathtrap was a transplant from thine piglet and I hope you got good 'brella coverage

 

j/k i didn't almost die but i almost almost died

 

I feel unfulfilled. Who kicked Austin’s ass? When was he be notified of his employment termination?

 

I rewatched all of the Austin Powers recently when they came on Netflix. Boy... lots of funny jokes young 12 year old Dr Tom didn't get at the time.

 

The local klan chapter told him to stop writing the quiet parts out loud on the back of his truck, and now all are back about their normal business.

 

Toilet folks, I went on a golf trip with my dad Monday - Wednesday afternoon. Multiple hours in a car, eating, and golfing together. No symptoms on the trip but he had a fever and body aches Wednesday night. Covid tested Thursday and results positive (notified tonight). Knock on wood he "seems to be doing better" but he is in his 70s.

I had a test Thursday and still am waiting on those results (thanks Rickets for selecting a great testing partner). I paid for a rapid test on Friday and I was negative. So far no symptoms for me. Questions.
1. How long do I monitor for symptoms. 2. When should I go back for another test. 3. Should I pull my kids from school (in person) for the next week or two?

 

Also, next posts being their first post of substance > handouts from covid testing sites.

FOR SAM

 

Hope your pops gets well quickly.

 

Sorry my man, that's stressful. No perfect answers right now, so I'll letcha know the most conservative advice we're giving toilet 'stomers right now

1. 14 days past the time you saw him
2. Not sure another test at this point really changes anything. Get tested again for sure if you develop any symptoms
3. Ideally, yes

 

has anyone benefited more from the transition to soft AF NBA basketball in the 00s more than James Harden?

 

Not great burgunlol, paper out estimates 19% of new US Covid cases related to Sturgis this past month?

South Dawoata. Woof.

 

1) 2 weeks
2) get a traditional test, Ron/Pink don’t the rapid tests have an insane false negative rate?
3) yes

 

Can someone invent a hangover test?

 

Got you fam:

Hangover Test

Are you a pussy?

Yes [ ]

No [ ]

 

I have such a food 'ner watching this new netflix bbq show.

Kinda srs. Watched this pile of briskets jiggle in slow motion and something stirred

 

Chef's Table BBQ

 

FUCCK ALL OF YOU

 

NONE OF THAT SHIT IS BBQ

 

Grilling =\= BBQ

 

GOAT series on Netflix