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  1. Biff Bridges

    Biff Bridges The words. You are good with the words man
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  2. DirtBall

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    The one good finger left iirc
     
  3. JCort

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    Uh..thanks for sharing?

     
  4. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Our media, man. I think we need to review med lists for anti-cholinergics
     
  5. DirtBall

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    and yet our “medical professionals” won’t give him that sweet sweet hydroxychlorocline. Thanks L*BS!!!
     
  6. QuickdrawJohnny

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    Lane Kiffin is the modern John Madden
     
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  7. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    Anyone else have a Tessa that puts out 27 bowls of assorted things or thereabouts at dinner? Like grapes and carrots and 20 other things nobody eats leading to doing a bunch of needless dishes or
     
  8. electronic

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    If it weren't for bowls of shit like that, I'd probably never eat another piece of celery in my life.

    On the other hand, I do find the celery to be refreshing.

    Verdict: worth it.
     
  9. Bo Pelinis

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    Been by myself for a long weekend before and I used maybe 5 total dishes in like 3 days. Not a fresh veggie in sight. It’s all a plot to not let me die is what I’ve decided. And to do dishes.
     
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  10. EdmondDantes

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    I know we haven't gone down the vegetable power rankings rabbit hole but raw celery is at the bottom. Ok cooked in soups and stuff, nearly inedible raw.
     
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  11. Bo Pelinis

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    Almost have to have separate cooked and raw lists.
     
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    Ants on a log or are raisins representing ants too close to eating an animal for your Colorado candy ass?
     
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  13. EdmondDantes

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    If you have to slather peanut butter on it to make it edible its not good.
     
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  14. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    Veggie list off the top of my head
    1. Asparagus
    2. Green Beans
    3. Sweet Potatoes
    4. Onions
    5. Potatoes
    6. Carrots (cooked especially)
    7. Brussels sprouts
    8. Cucumber
    9. Broccoli except steamed because that smells like asshole
    9. Spinach
    10. Pumpkin

    *garlic not included because it’s more of a seasoning imo
     
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  15. EdmondDantes

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    Sweet corn obv
     
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  16. Bo Pelinis

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    Not a vegetable imo
     
  17. Houndster

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    If we’re calling potatoes a vegetable, how is that not number 1?
     
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  18. electronic

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    Raw red onions can get fucked.
    Cooked red onions could stand to take it down a couple notches.
     
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  19. EdmondDantes

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    :deerstandnotkneel:

    Simply false.

    Thanks.
     
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  20. Cornelius Suttree

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    I don't really like warm mushy carrots

    But I love those small ones cold especially with some ranch

    Cauliflower is underrated. Especially fried with buffalo sauce

    Mushrooms are top tier too, especially on pizza
     
  21. Bo Pelinis

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    A potato is unequivocally a vegetable. And most common iterations of potatoes are mediocre.


    Corn is a cereal grain like wheat hth
     
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  22. Bo Pelinis

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    Mushrooms are fungi man do we even botany at husk city
     
  23. Cornelius Suttree

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    Art history major but I like tripping so I should know better

    One big reason I love Chinese food so much is you can eat great meals with no meat simply because the noodle/veggie combos are endless
     
  24. electronic

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    My favorite vegetable is bbqed shrimp.
     
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  25. Bo Pelinis

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    Same with Indian. If everyone cooked vegetarian food like those mfers I might could dabble in it.
     
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    This is correct
     
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  27. GRG

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    If you like raw celery, you’re a sociopath. WOAT vegetable, and putting peanut butter on it or dipping it in Ranch is a disgrace to both peanut butter and ranch.

    signed
    your resident hogmolly
     
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  28. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  29. IowaHuskerFan3

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    I’ve been seeing our DBs do that for years
     
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  30. IowaHuskerFan3

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    Also, carrots or broccoli and guac is legit
     
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    Podium veggie finishers

    Raw top three:
    Radishes
    Carrot
    Fresh green beans

    Leafy greens:
    Arugula
    Spinach
    Romain

    Cooked:
    Potato
    Asparagus
    Brussel sprouts

    Flavor town:
    Green chile
    Jalapeño
    Onion

    Five tool:
    CORN
    CORN
    CORN
     
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  32. Bo Pelinis

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    Do you ever just remember almost all of our basketball players left and we have basically an entirely new team again?
     
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  33. EdmondDantes

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    The good news is the big ten is strongly committed to never playing sports again so i don't have to worry about it!
     
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  34. RonBurgundy

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    This is a great list well done, although I am not a radish fan.
     
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  35. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    You ever try to tell her that is not a reasonable or necessary thing to do and you will forever be deemed Satan.

    Pnkskrt this Spring: "you know, when we're at the cabin, let's just keep things really light and simple at breakfast so we can go start having fun right away instead of having to clean up yogurt, fruit, pancakes, shitty scrambled egg pans (WOAT dish to clean), muffin tins, granola, bacon, and every other manner of breakfast food"

    Skrtessa ever since: "sorry friends, we COULD have a really great meal but pnkasshle jerknasty here thinks making meals is a waste of tim"
     
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  36. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Not my fault your madre likes pb so much
     
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  37. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Collard greens could get some lovin' on the cooked list, and I also don't really consider taters to be veggies (we're talking eating, and they aren't a dietary veggie).
     
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  38. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    What's goin' on for lunch today Husks?

    WFH day means the tess n me heat up a can of thos beans chili and dump it on a pair of frozen burritos with some cheese.
     
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  39. NCHusker

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    I made some hot and sour soup last night so probably going to eat that again because it was fucking tasty
     
  40. Biff Bridges

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    Recipe?
     
  41. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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  42. NCHusker

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  43. NCHusker

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    I never used to cook much when I was living the bachelor life but somehow cooking for two is way more fun. I do probably 75% of the cooking in my house
     
  44. BrentTray

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  45. Kent Pavelka

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    Has Nebraska been practicing this whole time or have they had to shit it down?
     
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    Oh I'm sure they're shitting it down but yes, they've also been working out/practicing.
     
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  47. RonBurgundy

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    Coaching my daughter’s vball team and already had to chew 3 parents out for not wearing a mask at practice 1 when it is clearly gym policy - 1 PARENT PER CHILD, MUST BE MASKED IF STAYING IN BUILDING.

    we will literally lose gym access if these clowns don’t follow the rules and their girls will be punished and lose the league. Fuck these men and women. Fuck them! Fuck Covid! Fuck Iowa!
     
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  48. Tommy Jefferson

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    12 hours/week
     
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  49. The Hebrew Husker

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    lol this clown state almost allowed medical weed to be on the 2020 ballot.

    Got excited when I saw gambling at least got back on, then saw it appears to be only for horse tracks in the state.
     
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    Midwest killing it tonight. Chief fans boo unity.
     
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