Husk City: We're back!

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Bo Pelinis, Oct 20, 2018.

  1. JoeySmalls

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    Once the Big 8 dissolved, we lost any pull we had within a conference. There are 1.934 million reasons why we will be kicking dirt in any future conference alignments.

    With that said I will gladly take the money the comes with being a member of the B1G. Spending money on football has never been an issue at DONU, eventually we will spend money on the right guy that will turn it around. I could(n't) care less how the other members of the conference view our TEAM
     
  2. EdmondDantes

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    Can we all agree we have disowned Barry Alvarez as a former Husk a long time ago? Can't stand that crusty old fucker.
     
  3. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    What did you expect from a guy who coached the Minutemen (hue hue)?
     
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  4. EdmondDantes

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    I'm in a mood to troll some oregon duck posters. Anyone else?
     
  5. QuickdrawJohnny

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    Ever since the news of gbr coming back:

     
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  6. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Count me all in for watchin dudeski from skid row smoochin up on a young celine dee-own nayck
     
    #26357 pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ, Sep 16, 2020
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  7. JCort

    JCort oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling
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    Post-husk-gameday ratt’n and bourbon’n late night coming to a husk city near youuuuuu.
     
  8. DirtBall

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    Here for the bourbon’n
     
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  9. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    This will be my first season bourbon'n and I'm not gonna lie...a bit afraid of what might happen considering how easy it goes down without game nerves :ohnoes:
     
  10. Randy Dangus

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    How’s about you shut up Francis
     
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  11. Randy Dangus

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  12. Randy Dangus

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    You’re a jergoffff
     
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  13. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Oh dear. That one got away from me
     
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  14. DirtBall

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    :likespost:
    GO FUCCK YOURSELF
     
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  15. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I husk hard
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    This thread has no midwestern values.
     
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  16. Randy Dangus

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    I’m hearing GBR NFM from an inside source
     
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  17. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Seems Dean is an expert at calendars as well...

     
  18. The Hebrew Husker

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    What a clown
     
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  19. 2

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    The rise to power never ceases to amaze. What a fucking putz. Defund the Dean.
     
  20. EdmondDantes

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    I love that Dean's twitter cover photo is him giving a motivational speech to a group of class D looking rugrats at a hogmolly camp somewhere in western NE.
     
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  21. —

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    O holky fuck I just saw that.
     
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  22. —

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    If you zoom in on the kids most of them are some combination of confused and disinterested.
     
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  23. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    This is the level of factual reporting America is yearning for. Defend the Dean!
     
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  24. HuskerGuy99

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    You know damn well he only posted that pic because it shows off the source of his vertical prowess. In fact, I bet he told those kids, "You don't get a pair of calves like this without slapping a few regulation height rims. Husker Power. Now go hit the weights and work hard. Anyone have a leftover fiestada from lunch?"
     
  25. 2

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    Fucking putz Dean moments:

    one tim he was zany af and changed his profile pic to a bucket of Deans French Onion.
     
  26. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    I know I’ve said this before, but my college girlfriend was friends with a girl Dean was dating and we once went on a double date with them. He was extremely awkward and barely spoke. Good times.
     
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  27. HuskerGuy99

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    And now you have blown your cover and he knows who you are. Dean is a very powerful man now. I foresee increased traffic stops and strange vehicles parked a few houses down in your future.
     
  28. Kent Pavelka

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    French Onion dip is so good.

    Best dip I ever had was a Reuben dip from a crock pot. Boy howdy that was a yummy-ass dip.
     
  29. Kent Pavelka

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    Buffalo chicken dip also a fine dip.
     
  30. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    KP lemme see thos dip power rankings
     
  31. 2

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    Big. Ten. Football. Is. Back.
     
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  32. JoeySmalls

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    5.Salsa
    6.Queso
    3.French onion
    7.Ranch
    4.Spinach artichoke
    7 layer
    2.Buffalo chicken
    1.GUAC
     
  33. BWC

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    Rotel and Velveeta?
     
  34. Kent Pavelka

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    Gotta have some seven-layer and salmon cream cheese in there.

    Mans this may be a poast J-Smalls won’t like, but guac is overrated.
     
  35. The.Barron.of.Miles

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  36. BWC

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    :doge:
     
  37. RonBurgundy

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    At some point, we’ll fall ass backward into over achieving one year. Bound to happen eventually.

    Why not the year we become the media bad guys!

    Covid turns the fuck us into fuck you, Big Ten!

    Let’s win 3 games!
     
  38. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    Friendly reminder in the past 9 seasons we’ve played OSU 6 times and Iowa has played them twice.
     
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  39. DirtBall

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    1) this thread

    BECAUSE ITS FULL OF DIP SHITS!!!!

    :roll:
     
  40. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    KP's a big layer guy. Just real nice having thing's organized into discrete layers all the tim. Especially when it comes to food.

    KP's list of things, in genreal:

    1. 7 layer dip
    2. 4 layer cassarole (probably)
    3. Enchilada cassarole AKA Layerando Mexicano
    4. Kant's' writings on the layered consciousness
    5. The 2005 Daniel Craig film Layer Cake
     
    #26391 pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ, Sep 18, 2020
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  41. BWC

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    Your lack of hotdish usage is disturbing
     
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  42. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I believe if it's taken on an organized system of ingrediential layering, it's proper to classify it as "cassarole" whereas an amorphous collection of ingredients is "hot dish"
     
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  43. BWC

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    Lasagna, lasagnay
     
  44. 2

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    this young boy, presumably a l*b, looking to repent under the tutelage of Mayor Hoiberg.
     
  45. Houndster

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    Dip rankings:
    1. Copenhagen
     
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  46. Randy Dangus

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    You ever venture up north to Russ Kendal’s Smoke House in Knife River on Old 61? They have next level salmon cream chee. So damn good.
     
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  47. DirtBall

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    Dip Rankings:
    1. GO FUCCK YOURSELF
     
  48. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    So that Bateman kid at Minnesota wants back into the season apparently, and is appealing to NCAA for a waiver even though he already hired an agent. Verdict?
     
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  49. EdmondDantes

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    Depends if he received cash or not. If so, he can GTFO.
     
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