Husk City: We're back!

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  1. —

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    When is the last time that happened?
     
  2. Houndster

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    Over/under 6.5 starts for 2AM. I’m gonna go under but not sure whether it will be due injury or benching
     
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  3. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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    have you met our fanbase born before 1990?
     
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  4. The Hebrew Husker

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    I SAID FOR ONCE
     
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  5. The Hebrew Husker

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    Ohio State ain’t runnin scared anymore Billy?
     
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    Embarrassing
     
  7. DirtBall

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    Maybe if your team/coach was worth a shit OSU would say “we were mistreated”. Instead it’s an insta-win on their schedule.
     
  8. Kent Pavelka

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    Here’s a good lunch:
    Put two leftover pancakes in the toaster.

    Put a pile of shaved ham and Gouda in the microwave. Nuke gently.

    Place pancake on plate.

    Placed nuked ham/chee mixture on pannycake

    Add surp

    Place other pannycake atop ham/chee/surp

    Eat.
     
  9. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    "Leftover pancakes" I don't think I understand the concept
     
  10. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Just when u feelin all used up from a full day of dealin with covidiots at urgent toilet store and ur not sure how u can go on, that 630pm joey small lyk parade hits and carries u home
     
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  11. JoeySmalls

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    Nice hype video but they all have 10 digits on their hands. FaKE nEwS!
     
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    Im generally curious when the last time that happened was though. Like when we made it to bowl (bowel) season with momentum? Gulp... 2015? Beat MSU in a nail biter, win easily vs burgers, lose a close one to Iowa, beat UCLA in the chicken bowl?
     
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  13. IowaHuskerFan3

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    Honestly, I forgot what it feels like to play in big time games. And chances are, I still won’t know what it feels like after this year. I hate being negative but we’re almost down and out
     
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  14. DirtBall

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    lol. Chuckled at the thought of a bunch of L*B millennials having to get 2 fingers chopped off to officially qualify for the Farm Simulator Olympics. Also, what happened to our simulated farm?
     
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  15. IowaHuskerFan3

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    Would pay to watch oldberg play Farming Simulator
     
  16. Kent Pavelka

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    Crud yes
     
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  17. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    Farming this year sucks
     
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  18. IowaHuskerFan3

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    That’s why you virtual farm bruh
     
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  19. oldberg

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    If only
     
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  20. DirtBall

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    Did you get any of those sweet #TrumpBucks? Or did they only go to corporate fucks?
     
  21. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Oldberg on twitch playing farm simulator count me the fuck in
     
  22. DirtBall

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    He’d rage quit within 30 seconds and I’d love every bit of it
     
  23. Randy Dangus

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    How hard would it be to get an authentic/custom Roy Finkle Nebraska jersey?
     
  24. 2

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    I accidentally got drunk yesterday. Feels dumb man.
     
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  25. oldberg

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    What in the fuck
     
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  26. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    What a drunken dumbass
     
  27. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Also, does Scott vote in the Coaches Poll? If so, did he rank us 21? How the hell did we get 4 points?
     
  28. HuskerGuy99

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    Don't be fooled. It was B1G trying to make OSU look good with a "ranked" opponent.
     
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  30. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I husk hard
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    Appears he couldn’t handle the consequences of his actions.
     
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  31. DirtBall

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    PREACH

     
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  32. JoeySmalls

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    Imagine having Cam and Rex on your team and not running the diamond formation 100 percent of the time.
     
  33. Kent Pavelka

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    Just had elective scrotal surgery ama
     
  34. Bo Pelinis

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    More or less enjoyable than the last 20 years of husk football collectively?
     
  35. Kent Pavelka

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    Way more.

    i did forget to shave my scrote so a nurse had to do it and I was embarrassed.

    Less though than when that Cotton boy fell on his ass or fuckin Kenny Bell told his home crowd to shush when he scored a touchdown.
     
  36. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    go bet life savings on the under
     
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  37. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    That has to be including the Dec 19 game, right?
     
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  38. RonBurgundy

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    Vas or hydrocele?
     
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  39. Houndster

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    It does, Ohio State’s is 8.5
     
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  40. Kent Pavelka

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    Vas
     
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  41. 2

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    Every man a white
     
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  42. EdmondDantes

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    K State is an underrated terrible fanbase, ive always said that.
     
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    Our AD really believes in his student athletes. Shut the fuck up and let them play.
     
  44. Biff Bridges

    Biff Bridges The words. You are good with the words man
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    For someone who said Michigan and Ohio State are running scared after hiring Frost, Moos is acting like a huge bitch after the schedule came out. STFU and tell your HC to win a game or two this year. Pretty unreal 180 from having the ability to talk shit about wanting football this fall and actually getting it only to throw away all of your cache by constantly crying in the media because they made it too hard.
     
  45. Tommy Jefferson

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    I’ve been a big fan of almost everything Moos has done. I enjoyed his unrealistic optimism and unearned arrogance. Not sure what changed but he sure does sound like a bitch right now.
     
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  46. Biff Bridges

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    I would’ve had much more respect if he just leaned into it. Talk shit, play the heel and don’t apologize for getting the season going. Now it’s just embarrassing.
     
  47. football501

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    This is obviously a tactical change because all the best Mondays are gonna pay off this season. They've got a contender in Corntown so they’re playing it down.

    I’m not sure how you guys missed that
     
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  48. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    so you gotta dump 'em off to Lucky in the flat for about 6 weeks before you can start taking some shots downfield?
     
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  49. Kent Pavelka

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    i was hoping I could just sturb like lil Kenny Pavelk with a swimsuit issue for a few weeks but apparently it’s three more months of rubbers for coitus.

    So like two bangs I guess.
     
  50. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    then you get to plunk one into a very medical looking jar and try not to feel intense shame bringing that back to a non-native English speaking lab tech in a hilarious interaction where you will have to repeat yourself three tims, each tim louder and slower, to explain what it is and why you are trying to hand it to them.