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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Bo Pelinis, Oct 20, 2018.
Do you even pull out bro?
You just need to understand Moos' BAC levels when he gets quoted.
BAC > .10 Moos: Yeah, fuck the Bucks. Them boys running scared right now if you ask me. We'll be testing all of those so-called NFL draft picks right from the opening kick.
BAC < .05 Moos: Well, Jesus titty-fucking Christ, we have to play OSU, Wisconsin, and Penn State in the first month of play? Lord have mercy on our souls and say a prayer for that youth from out Fresno way.
I do appreciate when he's bone-dry sober and states that our season goal is just to make a bowl. At least he calls it like it is in that regard.
yeah, ha, Moos at 0.05. Maybe before his first communion. That guy's sweating and hallucinating in the bar booth if he drops even a smidgen below 0.3
Damn you can't even give the man credit for a solid ten hours of sleep? I do wonder if he takes Bailey's with his coffee though.
more like coffee with his Bailey's ha ha ha
I imagine the first time moose man met dr Tom he pulled a flask out of his back pocket and offered a swig of Country Club ™️ Whiskey to the good doc who immediately died into his grave and promptly spun with the velocity of a weed whacker.
Pretty sure Dean had talked the scrolls into thinking Moose was a real life cattle rancher from Big Springs NE within 2 days of his hire.
An imperfect messenger can bear a sacred message!
-ol' gramskrt out Wayne way
A sacred message such as "welcome to the Republican Party"
She is just silly
Speaking of country club brand alcohol, pretty sure one weekend in college it was on sale at CVS. Sale price was a dollar off so a handle (1.75L) of vodka was $6.99. Say what you want about cheap vodka but man o man just don’t say it’s good, or fine, or nbd. 6 drinks in though and your brain starts to die and the feeling of your body decomposing from within overwhelms you as you move closer and closer to the great combine driving dr Tom in the sky. So then you accelerate the drinking and move closer and closer to that corn eden until you reach the great blackness. And that my friends is what inspired Dick Devaney to call our defense the blackshirts.
Since I don't have social media accounts, I just wanted to post somewhere that I voted today GBR nfm,
Barton's Memorial Stadium does have a ring to it, doesn't it...
How many times?
One for me and twice for my RSS accounts
My goodness friend you are mistaken if you think bottom shelf alcohols aren’t mostly just flavored versions of corn alcohol. Vodka made from potatoes actually costs money in the USA.
thanks farm subsidies!
Idk what you're talking about. My post clearly says nm.
I drink corn, my car drinks corn, we all drink corn. Things are looking up for the magical fruit/vegetable/grain!
I might get to go back to China. Yay!
1310 the ticket, America’s favorite sports station having a corn returning to B12 segment. My ears are listening
Man i like seein the corn up hear in ol minnecrapolis every other year
Boys it's brand new undershirt day today and I'm feelin fresh as hell.
Cracked open a set of these is AM extrmly blssd
Seems like hell would be stale iyam
Living in a climate that is undershirt prohibitive
I haven’t worn an undershirt since 2012
For many of us, there is no such thing
Costco brand undershirts are the GOAT
I hate buying undershirts. Some are really good and some are really bad and there's no telling whats what until you open it.
See that's the thrill tho
Da fuqs an “undershirt”. I wear a Fucking shirt. What the fuck do your overshirts look like? Then y’all tryna get coital with a she husk. “Oh wait Bae, let me take off my overshirt, hang on, normal shirt time, just a few more ticks, got to get this undershirt off...”. B*tch’ll be dryer than the Sahara without doubt.
I'm 35. I've been married for ten years. That shirt ain't coming off during sex.
My man out here Donald Duckin like it ain’t no ones business. Love it.
Tony Soprano would be so proud
I do not wear an undershirt at home and to do so is odd. I wear scrubs at work so you almost have to wear one imo.
There nothing worse than some gross asshole chest-pubin' out the top of his scrub shirt
Team make your own undershirts out of old T-shirt’s, just cut the fuckin sleeves off and, boom, undershirt. Also team, I don’t wear a shirt around the house, what a waste of this glorious hogmolly gut.
Undershirts for lyfe.
JK, my chest is as smooth as the top of Doc Thom’s coffin.
So did we have our annual unveiling of the whites this year or was that canceled? I can't remember.
Me at noon looking at that 5 day old Thai food:
My asshole (bhole) for the past 4 hours:
The strain #Oklahoma Sooners
Lmao Bookie looks like shit
What’s worse, our predicament or being OU and always losing to some scrub and getting housed in the playoffs?
I know it’s us but that has to suck
I’d prefer being nationally relevant and getting upset by a conference team as opposed to being nationally irrelevant and getting upset by random directional schools from far off states.
Best WR in modern Husker football currently with 0 catches on the afternoon vs juggernaut of ISU coming off the bench.
Watching this Bo flaccid D is giving me flashbacks