You know those cars that look like they finna merge onto the freeway from the entrance ramp and you try to make room to let em in and then they just exit right away onto the next exit? Where the h*ck are they going that that's the best way to get there i alwsys wondr
I like doing the ole "oh yeah I'll run to Hy-Vee for a few items that you need and spend most of my time in the bottle shop"
Things said in nebraska but not minnesota that leave Tessa disproportionately mad: bottle shop scooping the driveway supper
One big reason for no bottle shop vernacular in Minnesota is they make you go to a stand alone liquor store to buy real booze like a bunch of god damn puritans
Good for you lawn outside ol house crynasty is just a bunch of m*ck still it's enough to drive a man to get facedown drub in his garage with ol merle haggard
This has been discussed before, but run down some more GOAT 'rrands --Fleet Farm for the smells --always like target cuz lord there are some nice lookin fillies around --recycling plant --gassin up the boat
Ya know call me a bantywaist but dry cleaner ain't bad. Like to see how well they handle my sl*cks. Feels like they really care about me
Pretty much anything where I can drive there alone and not get out of my car. -bank -fast food -drug store and so on
Picking it up for an entire family is most certainly an errand do you even know how much food that is
Goin to the drug store is woat. Always get stuck behind some frontend loader with borderline personality disorder tryna haggle some young dantes assistant bout the price of their tramadol
er·rand /ˈerənd/ noun a short journey undertaken in order to deliver or collect something, especially on someone else's behalf. SamIam'd
Last time I actually went inside was to get a vaccine (filled up my autism to go with it) and I got stuck behind some old man with a ~$550 prescription. Boy howdy he was not pleased
pnk$krtcryna$ty just wait until your kid(s) gets older and turns into a food dickhead then you don't get to pick the food places anymore
That's probably best. Kid who grows up on 'nald's might at least have a snowball's chance of a normal bmi. Kid gets a lick of that bell before age 9 and it's all over.
Anything where I get to be alone. Conferences are the best thing in the history of things. Traveling alone. Eating alone. My own hotel room for several days. Silence and/or podcasts nonstop and no other human interaction except by necessity is the literal best thing.
Having 1 under 1 is like playing a Sun Belt team. It’s only hard if ifs game 1 and you don’t know wtf you are doing. Kids are easy to take on errands when they just chill out on the car seat the whole tim. Have the same conversation after they hit terrible 2/threenager stage and then juggling multiple running in opposite directions.
I loved it in high school when my dad would be all hey kent here's five bucks go into town and get some milk. And I'd get the milk. And keep the change. And buy a pack of cigarettes with it. Jesus I'm old
Ya ol pigletskrt is currently taking a nap on crytess's tayt as of this writing while i am tipping several ones that are cold back and listenin to records in the garage so far this "parenthood will change your life forever" trope has proved to be a bit over sold.
Just wait until like a year from now and she's running around not knowin about dying and things and you need to make sure she doesn't accidentally kill herself in some stupid way every second she's awake.
Moving into my first house tomorrow. Thought I’d get a head start and borrow my dads truck. He proceeds to drive my car for four hours and manages to back into a pole and now my trunk won’t shut and my bumpers all fucked. The best part is he is trying to say “someone rear ended me, but they didn’t have any damage so I let them go and will pay for it out of pocket.” Acting like if someone actually blasted my car their insurance wouldn’t cover it....
you really don't realize the depths of insanity that exists on the scrolls until you see there's a poster who calls himself the skunkman and wears a skunk hat around in real life.