I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of Australian posters

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 17, 2023.

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Ban Aussies?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

    53 vote(s)
    24.3%
  3. Ban Austrians instead

    53 vote(s)
    24.3%
  1. Prospector

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    At one point I had been fucked up any number of ways, usually beer, for 7 years. Each and every day. Then did another 5 years in a row and then 3 year stint again every damn day. More per day as I progressed. All that was as an "adult." Doesn't even include high school and colleges
     
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  2. Redav

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    Put up a wall around Australian until we figure out what the hell is going on.
     
  3. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    What is the incidence of autism in Australia?
     
  4. 40wwttamgib

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    does "he/she's off her nut" mean you're crazy?
     
  5. Simon Templar

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    On a side note this looks delightfully soft and smooth
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  6. bertwing

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    Was one of the breaks during prohibition?
     
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  7. Prospector

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    no it wasn't, dickhead. It was before prohibition!
    been sober for 17 years tho
     
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  8. Daniel Ocean

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    K-slim3 i hope you stick around. This place has imo changed for the better. Regardless of what you decide I’m happy to hear you’re in a healthier place and wish you continued peace.
     
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  9. K-slim3

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    It's all good man, it is what it is. And thanks, the struggle was real but sooo worth it
     
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  10. wes tegg

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    During the beginning of the COVID lockdown, I was probably pushing close to those “slab a day” numbers out of sheer boredom.
     
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  11. JVP

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    We have an ocean. Don’t need a wall.
     
  12. JVP

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    How are we soft? You have a thread here full of Americans sooking about Australians and carrying on about being called a cunt by an autistic woman. That’s pretty soft.
     
    #1012 JVP, May 18, 2023
    Last edited: May 18, 2023
  13. Simon Templar

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    You lot whinge and whine more than an infant with a dirty diaper.
     
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  14. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Australia is the easiest continent to gain and hold in Risk, but it only gives you two autistic soldiers per turn.
     
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  15. Daniel Ocean

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    Australia? You know what Australia is? A sitting duck. Australia is weak, it's feeble,"
     
  16. Prospector

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    At least they show every episode of something called Bluey. The episode about being fat and maybe you should exercise won't air in the US
     
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  17. JVP

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    My toddler doesn’t whinge or moan when it has a dirty diaper. Must be an American thing.
     
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  18. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    Australian is not a race.
     
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  19. Nug

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    Easy to hold, but never gives you enough troops to be worth it. The cowards play. Only works out if the other players kill each other.

    S America is best, only two points of entry.
     
  20. a.tramp

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    Australia the continent has normal hit rates for autism. But the Australian race hit rate for autism is through the roof. I hope this helps.
     
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  21. Daniel Ocean

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    i read on a website it’s 100%
     
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  22. K-slim3

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    Steve irwin (ripip goat) is the real loser in all this, took one thread to sully an entire continental race
     
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  23. Prospector

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  24. 40wwttamgib

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    the worst of the american race down under!
     
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  25. Nug

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    Gizmoandsooz thoughts, por favor
     
  26. blind dog

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    now they have taken over and ruined the "what i learned today thread" (that I rarely read, sorry to those offended)
     
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  27. blind dog

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    also motion to ban anyone cringingly pretending to be one in the most unfunny bit ever
     
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  28. Whammy Business

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    I apologize.
     
  29. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Did they learn what a race is?
     
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  30. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I gotta ask, why here? They all got kicked off like some Australian soccer forum for married couples and their jilted nemeses for obvious reasons and end up here?
     
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  31. a.tramp

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    What are you all whinging about this time
     
  32. bertwing

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    Will you be giving us a farewell post before your ban?
     
  33. aussie footy

    aussie footy From Australia
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    Apologies for the tangent in the what I learned thread.
     
  34. ncrebel

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    LMAO I was wondering why I got that DM. Are we all good here ladies and gents?
     
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  35. Fuck this

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    :blessed:
     
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  36. JVP

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    Are we still allowed to post here?
     
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  37. aussie footy

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    I assume so. I’ve been posting here for a little while now and it doesn’t seem to be an issue.
     
  38. Prospector

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    Worm Found in Brain
    An Australian surgeon found a live, 3-inch-long worm in the brain of a patient

    • In January 2021, a 64-year-old Australian woman went to the hospital with abdominal pain and diarrhea. Her symptoms later included forgetfulness and depression, and an MRI revealed abnormalities in her brain that required surgery

    • During that, a surgeon found a 3-inch live worm

    • Doctors believe the woman contracted it by eating wild leaves contaminated with its eggs. They believe it is the first reported human infection by that species, and one of the first of a worm in the brain
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    • Doctors confirmed that the patient is recovering well and is still being monitored

    • They have been giving her a combination of drugs to ensure that no other eggs or larvae that may exist in her body survive or grow into adult worms
     
  39. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Kids, don’t eat leaves
     
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  41. Constant

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    Ts & Ps for Gizmoandsooz
     
  42. Daniel Ocean

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  43. Constant

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    Muppet
     
  44. Gizmoandsooz

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    Fuck off dickhead
     
  45. Gizmoandsooz

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    Gross why post this shit up
     
  46. blind dog

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    watched this last night, gizzy

     
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  47. One Two

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    Happy Laybah Dai!
     
  48. Gizmoandsooz

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    Fuck off dickhead. Stop impersonating aussies when you're an american fuckwit
     
  49. Constant

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    God I waited long enough for this.

    I'm old. I only have so much time.
     
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  50. Gizmoandsooz

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    Of course you did you fucked up bigot.
    Get a life and fuck off