I Care a Lot (Netflix movie)

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  1. Brocktoon

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    Everyone involved in this abomination from the production company to the executives at Netflix that green lit adding it should be placed under court ordered guardianship themselves and never allowed to near a film set again.

    The making of this movie should be considered a crime against humanity.
     
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  2. Roy

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    Movie infuriated me.

    But that same night, I also figured out a loop hole at McDonalds that allowed me to make a Big Mac that’s a dollar cheaper with like 1/8th extra meat, and I passed out.
     
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  3. dblplay1212

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    Tell me more.
     
  4. Brocktoon

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    It actually made me physically angry. The "cool twist" was creating a business that will inprison, rob and fuck over vulnerable elderly people on a national scale
     
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  5. DUCKMOUTH

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    I just finished this and some movie with Nic Cage where he’s trapped in a run down chuckie cheese and fights possessed animatronics. Oh and he doesn’t have one speaking line the the whole movie.

    I may be done with films for awhile
     
  6. BWC

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    Spoiler alert
     
  7. LSUTigers1986

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    My wife and I watched this piece of dog shit (and that’s not fair to dogs) tonight too. It was like they tried to mix American psycho with James Bond, throw a lesbian couple in there. I was mad at how shallow this movie was 30 minutes in and my wife joined in my view 20 minutes later. Awful.
     
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  8. LSUTigers1986

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    The amount of times I said well that’s not realistic during this piece of shit...
     
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  9. GordoBombay

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    Like almost every nursing home ever
     
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  10. Duck70

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    God this movie sucked and is the perfect example as to why I view any Netflix movie with extreme skepticism
     
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  11. Roy

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    Order two mcdoubles. Tell them to exclude the ketchup and mustard. Add Big Mac sauce and lettuce. Receive your burgers. Take off the bottoms. Add them together. Viola=bigger and cheaper Big Macs.
     
  12. Roy

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    I ate 3 (6 mcdoubles) bigmacs the other night. The satisfaction was overwhelming.
     
  13. Roy

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    I still haven’t pooped from the suffocating constipation <3<3
     
  14. Aaron Hernandez

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    I thought it was goofy, but I don’t seem to share the same indignation at a movie plot.
     
  15. The Milkman

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    You need to go to rehab
     
  16. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Are you talking about Willy’s Wonderland because that movie looks amazing. Nic Cage is killing the indie gore genre right now. Mandy is a goddamn cinematic masterpiece
     
  17. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    I've seen worse. I did skip about 30 minutes of it.
     
  18. teel

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    Don't watch Friendsgiving it's probably 10x worse than whatever this is. Neflix is on a roll lately!
     
  19. poor paul

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    Liked the movie. Loved when she got murdered in cold blood.
     
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  20. DUCKMOUTH

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    It’s nothing like Mandy.
     
  21. IHHH

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    there is a little button on your tv that can shut it down when you are tired of watching something.
     
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  22. IHHH

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    *voila

    viola is the past tense of rape. Et il l’a viola=and he raped her

    but i guess you kind of raped the whole system with that trick so maybe it was the right usage.
     
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  23. ashy larry

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    81% on RT
    31% audience score

    one of larger disparities i’ve seen on there
     
  24. RalfBully

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    So not good or despicable characters? Just downloaded this for a flight and now questioning my decision
     
  25. DUCKMOUTH

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    It’s not the worst film, but something about it just made it bad.
     
  26. kinghill

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    Liked it.

    Character arc of Jennifer didn't make much sense to me though. And there were certainly other scenes that stood out with me saying "come on that can't happen" but, gotta roll with that suspension of disbelief to enjoy TV/movies.
     
  27. kinghill

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    Watch it and get angry.
     
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    Dinklage as the heavy was funny to me.
     
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  29. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    That's cuz Rotten Tomatoes is garbage. IMDB scores imo
     
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  30. Brocktoon

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    The plot is laughably bad and would have potential as a so bad its good type movie.

    But the main character exploits and abuses the elderly for profit. And she not presented as a despicable human but as a sexy-cool girlboss criminal like Wolf of Wallstreet and similar movies. She never expresses regrets and her comeuppance is just an old stupid movie trope giving her character no arc, explanation or development whatsoever

    Those you that didn't find yourself infuriated at this movie need to spend more time with your grandparents.
     
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  31. IHHH

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    i did not watch the movie but with what you just wrote I don’t think you should suggest to people who liked the movie to spend more time with their grandparents.
     
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  32. Lyrtch

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    almost guarantees it's good
     
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  33. Eathan Edwards

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    No idea what his situation was - but that button can easily become inactive when watching with a girl that has "heard good things" about said show.
     
  34. kinghill

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    fuck Judge Lomax
     
  35. Doc Louis

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    Oh that's nothing.

    Try cancelling Netflix because there isn't anything else to watch on it. "But there's a true crime series I haven't seen yet!"

    Yeah and there's probably at least six podcasts about the same crime. Netflix likes the murder porn.
     
  36. IHHH

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    no kink shaming
     
  37. Doc Louis

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    I mean yeah I'll watch if they make one about the serial killer who was on the dating game, but that's different...
     
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  38. poor paul

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    sheeeeeeit
     
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  39. kinghill

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  40. LSUTigers1986

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    exactly this... it was her choice of movie last night.
     
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  41. Why?Pokes

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    It’s also an instrument that slots between the cello and violin, Grammy McGrammerpants.
     
  42. spagett

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    Saw an imdb comment that somebody created an account just to let people know what a piece of shit this movie was. All the comments in here back that up

    81 on RT though... lotta cunts on there
     
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  43. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    I thought the first 2/3 were pretty good. The ending really pissed me off, too, and that's before the murder.

    The Russian mob's inability to kill anyone was ridiculous, and then they just go into business together?
     
  44. IHHH

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    This movie was definitely produced by agent farva
     
  45. RU-Omega Potato

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    OK, I'll ask the important question:

    Does Rosamund Pike get naked at any point?

    I ask because I've discovered in the past she really pumps my nads.

    TIA,
    RU-Omega Potato
     
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  46. audrew

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    That’s the shit that perplexed me. Why not kill the girlfriend? Why not just shoot and disappear Rosamund Pike? Wouldn’t her NEVER BEING SEEN AGAIN help end her guardianship easily?
     
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  47. ats

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    Great pic for Netflix

    I enjoyed it
     
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  48. Voodoo

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    Plot armor
     
  49. ats

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    what are they going to do for the rest of the movie, focus on Tyrion caring a lot about breaking his mother out of the psych ward?
     
  50. Duck70

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    I literally lol'ed when her extravagant plan was basically

    -Remembering the SUVs licence plate
    -Brazenly breaking into the guys garage who the SUV is registered to, even though she can see the SUV through the garage window (then almost getting caught)
    -Follow said SUV to the russian mob boss lair
    -Ask the security guard to use the bathroom, so she could have an excuse to go down into the parking garage (which she had no idea the was next to the bathroom)
    -incapacitate 2 henchmen and kidnap the mob boss
    -Escape