I have a stalker. Any advice?

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  1. BuckeyeRiot

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    Which one? I own seven remember.
     
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  2. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Well now someone has to do it
     
  3. Homo Erectus

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    Oi, mates that drongos having a proper whinge
     
    #403 Homo Erectus, Feb 16, 2023
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  4. Ty Webb

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  5. bigred77

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    GoodForAnother please make this happen
     
  6. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    promise
     
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  7. $P1

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    Aussie Ron Savage seems irritated by the facts
     
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  8. BuckeyeRiot

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    Dawn Savage.
     
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  9. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Hopefully she also has a heart of a jion
     
  10. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    aussiefooty have ever sat for a homoerotic Glamor Shots in a pool full of baby oil?
     
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  11. nexus

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    ok so this guy's not all bad
     
  12. Homo Erectus

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    Staff member??
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  13. Melbz

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    Lovely to see you making so many new friends.
     
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  14. $P1

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    HEY WTF
     
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  15. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    tough but fair tbqh

    #Penn State Nittany Lions mods, petition to allow aussiefooty access to our private board. TIA
     
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  16. FrankReynolds

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  17. Truman

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    Wombat imo
     
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  18. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    my wife put AirTags on our dogs and when I walk them without her I get this, now I know why

    fwiw a trust is a great idea for anyone both for privacy and transfer of ownership reasons in the event of your death. can be done for $2k or so usually. my old job had a “legal plan” benefit for like 8 bucks a paycheck that I signed up for and had it done free through that
     
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  19. Lyrtch

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    actually have footage from a pet cam of my grandfathers dementia (or was it) causing him to get violent

    nsfw
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  20. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    also did we get a third new aussie wtf is happening here
     
  21. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    There’s at least three
     
  22. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    triples are best
     
  23. nexus

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    not in this case
     
  24. BudKilmer

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    We are huge down under

    we are actually more popular than aussiefooties forum
     
  25. GoodForAnother

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    read an extremely dumb/tragic claim at work today and wondered how people can be this stupid and then I get on here and read Shinzonᴵᴵ suggesting this
     
  26. GoodForAnother

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    looked like a one liter thermos hangin there
     
  27. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Metic system is bullshit. What’s we talking in inches?
     
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  28. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    looked like a tall boy of Red Bull hangin there
     
  29. Homo Erectus

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    Oi, Oi, Oi
     
  30. Shinzon

    Shinzon °°°°°
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    I explained why I suggested that (which makes sense in that context), and even said it’s not the safest/smartest idea. So thanks for the random pile on days later. :bird:
     
    #430 Shinzon, Feb 16, 2023
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  31. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    You should borrow a loaded gun instead so you have to spend less on ammo #lifehack
     
  32. GoodForAnother

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    yw
     
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  33. One Two

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    Naw, it was a horrible fucking idea regardless of context
     
  34. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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    There's 4 I think

    Cuntshit
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    The one from Perth
     
  35. NoNatty

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    this isn’t true fwiw.
     
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  36. Gunners

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    The fuck, jc6
     
    #436 Gunners, Feb 16, 2023
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  37. soulfly

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    I’m still convinced it’s Aaron Hernandez doing a new deranged bit until proven otherwise.
     
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  38. JVP

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    Would not advise changing the boss’s username unless you want the FBI involved.
     
  39. Taffy

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    Any suggestions what it should be changed to?
     
  40. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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  41. BudKilmer

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    :roll:


    And you can stop calling her “the boss.” She’s not the boss of any fucking thing.
     
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  42. JVP

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    Incorrect. She is the boss of AFF (both forums)
     
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  43. $P1

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    Haven't had a good FBI threat in a while. We're back!
     
  44. Chipper>Jeter

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    Oh yeah well GoodForAnother is our supreme leader so check mate
     
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  45. arrdub

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    fify
     
  46. Arrec Bardwin

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    Also the boss of DN.
     
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  47. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Hello FBI? Yes this is Aussiefooty from Australia. Please arrest these cuntshit American message boarders for changing my screen name on a message board. This is in direct violation of the great 2004 Aussie American message board alliance sponsored by Outback Steakhouse!
     
  48. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Yeah I’m with the FBI

    Federal
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    Inspectors
     
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  49. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    You got her handle wrong
     
  50. Doc Louis

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    bad math aside, it's a good idea. just don't register cars under the trust.
     
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