Coming apart at one of the seams near the taint-thigh area. The charged cotton UA boxer briefs aren't near as good quality as the boxer jocks.
I was trying to talk my gf into giviing me road head after eating hibachi Japanese food. Tried to squeak out a silent fart during my begging, proceeded to shit my pants. Had to hover sit the entire 10min drive home because I didn't want my diarrhea staining my dress pants and leather seats
Old gf and I were out on Sullivan's island about a decade ago and went off to fuck in my car. She says she needs to piss First, so she scampers off to piss behind a bush. She comes back and I pull her bathing suit bottoms off and see shit all over them and shit is all between her ass crack. Turns out she had a messy shit and had no way of wiping and just said fuck it. Good times
did it once during basketball practice in middle school. Coach had us running ladders. Let one rip and just straight sprayed in my drawers. Ran straight to the bathroom, threw them out, finished my biz, then called my mom to pick me up early because I immediately felt like death. At least I ended up being legitimately sick
I crapped my pants on the way to work a few weeks back. I wasn't sick, nor was I trying to squeeze out a fart. I have no idea what happened. Just boom. Went from 0 to 60 in ten seconds. There was nothing I cold do except whip into a Bojangles, finish my shit, and go back home
I shit my pants on purpose in college. My freshman roommate was being a dick and driving really slow because I had to shit really bad so I told him I'd do it and he went even slower and said I wouldn't so I just let it go. It got on his cloth seats too.
I was hung over one sunday on about an hour and a half drive home. About 20 minutes into the drive I felt a giant shit approaching. I could tell it was solid, but it was completely lubricated on the outsides. One of those shits that just drops out with the slightest push. I fought like hell for an hour trying to hold this thing in. I got stuck at a light not two minutes away from my house. I made it home, made the mad dash to the toilet. Standing in front of the toilet, in the time it took me to unbuckle my belt, I dropped at least a 3/4 pound log into my ex oficios. Just taking my jeans off slowly as possible was enough to smash it a good bit into my ass crack and cheeks. When I took my boxers off I tried to kind of angle the shit into the toilet but it was too disjointed. The shit fell right there on the floor. There was doo doo everywhere. I just took off all my clothes, cleaned it all up, threw my boxers away, and took a shower where I washed my body three times over. Brand new. My wife had no idea the carnage that took place in there.
I had to shit at a bar and their shitter was disgusting so I shit under a pine tree in the apartment complex behind the bar, wiped my ass with my underwear, left them next to the shit, and went back into the bar.
I shit my pants one morning walking from the LXA house to Steverino's () in Athens. I was walking down and as it happened I was meeting some buddies and bunch of girls. I just went ahead and told them what just took place and I why I was already walking back. Best part, one of the dudes with them had just done the same thing. So together we walked... That walk... Of shame. Had a great fucking time that day after cleaning up. Wore no underwear
nah but i did shame the shit out of her for a while she decided she would clean herself by sprinting into the ocean and just wiping things down didn't quite work out how she expected
Had an almost after eating roaring hot vietnamese food and then running 4 miles. Made it to the house and sweaty slid onto the toilet seat but was contemplating deucing in an empty field next to a major road whilst running. A girl from my high school shit her pants while running at state cross country. That story didn't go away during high school.
I kept an empty Gatorade bottle in my floorboard when I used to commute. One of my biggest fears was getting stuck in a traffic jam and have to shit. I always said I would go to the divider and sit on it and just shit on the other side. My father is never without a roll of toilet paper for just that reason. He will shit in a field with no hesitation.
When I was a kid I went jogging with my dad at the high school track. I had one of those instant have to shit gut bombs come on. I ran to the school but the locker room door was locked. So I had to just lean up against the wall and do my business. Dad was proud that I did not poop my pants.
A few years back my brother took his then gf and her friend to a basketball game. The friend sharted herself at the game and they tried to get me to come get them because he didn't want her in his car. I refused and they waited in the parking lot and finally talked some guys into letting her ride in the bed of their truck and taking her home. I never saw it but both of them said it went through her jeans and was terrible.
Out of town. Consuming many shots. Walking back to hotel slipped on wet grass. Hit the ground hard. shit myself. Dropped clothes in dumpster next day. No fucks given. Similar story. Boozing it up trusted a fart. Shit myself. People in the car yell bloody murder. Accusing me of shitting myself. Denied it. Told driver to stop at 7-11. Went to bathroom. Threw boxers away. Grabbed some seeds. Returned to car refreshed.
If we were being honest, I'd bet the percentage of users owning up to doing this once in their lives is upwards of 70%.
Got food or alcohol poisoning and shit myself in my sleep. Once I woke up I pee'd out of my but for and hour straight.