Working from home but I guess it still counts. Had a bad case of the runs yesterday and woke up today feeling ok but I tried to fart when talking to my wife and it ran down my leg. I sprinted to the bathroom so the toilet could take the brunt but the damage was already done Spoiler
Wife and I have been together for 16 years (married for almost 12), and I have never once tried to fart in front of her. This is bizarre behavior.
My wife just ran the carpet cleaning vacuum from where I was standing to our bathroom door. She’s way passed being grossed out by me farting.
I'm not sure if it's weirder to shit yourself in front of your wife or never fart in front of her for 16 years. the shitting is probably weirder, but the never farting sounds like misery.
I didn’t see anything but just assumed it hit the carpet. I got it on the tile in the bathroom so I assume it got on the carpet in route to the bathroom. Looked like someone trying to run with a full cup of coffee. We move in 2 weeks so whatever.
Just fart and blame the creaky old floorboard you’ve been meaning to get around to or the dog. It’s weird to pretend you don’t fart after 16 years.
My wife tired to shame me for doing it around our child. He's 6 months old, fuck outta here with that.
I try not to fart in front of my wife, but when she had COVID and had no sense of smell I was letting them rip.
If someone was stupid enough to marry me, I’d be farting in front of her from day one of the marriage.
Not farting in front of your wife is very weird Like eventually going to end up buying hookers just for the rush of farting in front of a woman weird Different strokes I guess
Not only do I fart in front of my wife, I literally hold farts in until she’s in the room so she can feel the brunt of it.
You’re like 6’6 140lbs, wear cycling tights and ride your bicycle everywhere you go, shit post on TMB all day, have the worst sense of humor ever, and haven’t farted in front of your wife in 16 years.... and you’re calling a bunch of other dudes weird?