I just shit my pants at work.**Now with fart stimulation**

That was your hymen

 

Everyone should keep tagging jorge until he shares his story. It's better than FrankReynolds's

 

Yeah I just popped in the shower, no harm no foul, like kissing cousins

 

I learned recently that this is an American thing. In India they just eat the bay leaves.

 

So you saying FrankReynolds is just a pussy then? lmbo

 

Nicer establishments make the effort to remove them for you. A lot of Thai/Chinese/whatever places usually don't give a shit and make you deal with it on your own.

 

Never had that happen :shrugging:

 

jorge

 

I wonder how many bay leaves jorge ate

 

Maybe jorge had a Michael bay leaf with a bunch of cool effects and explosions

 

Why do we think jorge pooped his pants what happened jorge how did you poop your pants tell us the story

jorge

 

jorge

You have some splainin to do loosy

 

Man I'd rather not have a seven foot tall boss

 

You should have doubled down and just stared at him until he broke eye contact.

 

The best part about the jorge story is undoubtedly the pictures

 

Man I told myself I wasn't gonna jerk off today

 

If I had my laptop with me I'd scroll back in hangouts 6 months to find the pictures

jorge

 

Wasnt that part of the confessions thread?

 

Yes, it was.

 

For the first six months Snapchat was out, me and my buddies did nothing but send pics of ourselves shitting to each other. To the point that when we were told people snapchat for sexting; some of us didn't believe it.

With my group of friends, it slowly graduated from just random pics where you could infer we were shitting to the point of taking naked selfies holding the camera up high in random bathrooms.

I am not proud of this time in my life but I do have to accept that it happened.

 

Penn State cancelled classes today so jorge has nothing to do. jorge it's story time.

 

What field do you work in? That would suck to be that big and not a pro hooper

 

could have been worse. He could have seen you rinsing poop out of your underwear

 

I didn't know Hoss Bonaventure works with Bill Cartwright.

 

I sent this to a group of friends, so I just copy and pasted. Too lazy to edit the story for strangers.

-When I jog I start up near MLTs and go to Columbia parkway back and forth. Each way is one mile so I run 4-6 miles depending on the day.

-I'm finishing up mile 3 at the bottom of delta (of course the farthest part) and out of nowhere I get some sharp stomach cramps

-Make it about halfway and it starts coming out. I'm at the point of no return as it's already oozing out my ass and I'm about a half mile from home. I'm at the apartment complex (forget the name) and go between a random car and the wall and drop my shorts and shit out a straight Shepards pie.

The wreckage:

Spoiler

 

Thanks

 

Welcome to my world Goose. Nothing worse than being stranded during a run.

 

I once had to pull off into some business's parking lot and took a massive liquid shit in their lawn. It was literally right off the road in plain sight but it was well past sunset so no one really could have seen. It was either that or shit all over my underwear, pants, and car seat because home was still about five minutes away and all the businesses on the stretch of road I was on were closed.

And that is why you always keep napkins or something like that in your car.

 

Always have 2 rolls of TP in my truck. Being lactose intolerant and loving diary, you never know when that shit has to come out.

 

Just keep some lactaid in your car

 

Toddler toilets are clutch when driving

 

why i keep opening the spoilers on this thread, i will never know

 

it's almost like i know where you ran

 

I stopped by ground zero this morning

Spoiler

 

that's pretty well formed for an explosive diarrhea event

maybe it's the pixels