Nothing is more enjoyable then getting home from work and taking a nice and long dump you've been holding. It's also a great time to catch up on Internet and tmb
Nothing is more enjoyable then getting work in the morning and taking a nice and long dump you've been holding. It's also a great time to catch up on Internet and tmb
One of the more exciting threads to get bumped. Nothing makes me chuckle harder than a grown man testing fate and losing.
I laugh my ass off everytime this thread gets bumped. I thought we were gonna get a funny story so I'm slighty dissapointed. Does that make me a bad guy because I laugh when people shit their pants? IDK. My friend said he was feeling sick the other day and said he was worried he might shit himself while he was sitting next to me on my couch. I was like dude just take it to the bathroom. Thankfully there was no incident.
almost happened yesterday. Had some bubble guts but knew I had time to get to the toilet. Got the belt and pants undone, and mid squat to get in position it almost unleashed. Pinched it off in time to save disaster and made a safe landing.
Bumping because my stomach is all kinds of fucked up today and may be contributing to the thread (again) at some point.
Torchy's that she brought with her back from Austin on Monday. She put them in a cooler bag with an ice pack for the flight but they may have gone south.
I thought the Hottie Tottie was the taco of the month. Well shit it is June now. I guess I’m out of the loop. I had to make a few emergency stops at work with that one but fortunately no disasters. That was a tasty taco though.
I shit myself once in a busy school student union with thousands of people in it. I was soooooo close to making it but literally right before I could get my pants down in the bathroom stall it came out and had to call my aunt to come bring a change of pants while I was in the bathroom. She brought my then 8 year old cousin who is actually a girl but if she wore a hat could pass for a boy and she had to slide a bag with new clothes underneath the door Super embarrasing.
I think my aunt just waited right outside the bathroom but yeah yikes although thankfully the bathroom was nearly empty That was kind of the root of the whole problem, was when I first felt like I had to shit I could of went to the stinky ass bathroom that was close that everyone uses and is always full. But I decided I could hold it for 3 minutes to walk all the way to the other end of the student for the cleaner less populated bathroom
Oh no doubt. I had a spot in the basement of the library. There was never anybody around and it was just a single bathroom with a door that locked. It was my go to if I had to poop while on campus.
The science building on my campus had one bathroom in the basement that was just one toilet so it was essentially a private bathroom. Even had a countertop for some reason so plenty of space to set my backpack, jacket, and any other stuff I may have had with me. The bathroom was somewhat hidden and away from the few classrooms on the floor, and the first-floor bathrooms were actually closer, so most didn't even know about it. Came in pretty clutch on a few occasions.
I can already tell we’re going to need to rename this thread “post about your favorite spot to shit on campus.”
I would have liked to shit on president Boren’s front lawn but I didn’t want to get kicked out of school or arrested.