I just shit my pants at work.**Now with fart stimulation**

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  1. bigred77

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    not today
     
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  2. dathalfnukkahd

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    Nothing is more enjoyable then getting home from work and taking a nice and long dump you've been holding. It's also a great time to catch up on Internet and tmb
     
  3. Fidelio

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    Total crap shoot sometimes
     
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  4. tjsblue

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    Especially after a craptastic day.
     
  5. AIOLICOCK

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    Some really poor colon management itt. Some of y'all need to invest in some Imodium. :crossedarms:
     
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  6. Redav

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    :cmonson: Why aren't you pooping at work?
     
  7. Cheshire Bridge

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    Nothing is more enjoyable then getting work in the morning and taking a nice and long dump you've been holding. It's also a great time to catch up on Internet and tmb
     
  8. bigred77

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    my boss makes a dollar while i make a dime.....
     
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  9. 40wwttamgib

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  10. Fancy

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    Me rn

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  11. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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    One of the more exciting threads to get bumped. Nothing makes me chuckle harder than a grown man testing fate and losing.
     
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  12. Cheshire Bridge

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    It's nasty. You've been warned
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  13. The Real Roy Williams

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    I laugh my ass off everytime this thread gets bumped. I thought we were gonna get a funny story so I'm slighty dissapointed. Does that make me a bad guy because I laugh when people shit their pants? IDK. My friend said he was feeling sick the other day and said he was worried he might shit himself while he was sitting next to me on my couch. I was like dude just take it to the bathroom. Thankfully there was no incident.
     
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  14. bro

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    This thread is sacred. Don't just bump it for some picture as old as the internet. Goddamit
     
  15. gilstein21

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    almost happened yesterday. Had some bubble guts but knew I had time to get to the toilet. Got the belt and pants undone, and mid squat to get in position it almost unleashed. Pinched it off in time to save disaster and made a safe landing.
     
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  16. spagett

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    Yea

     
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  17. THF

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    He misspelled “new best friend”
     
  18. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Bumping because my stomach is all kinds of fucked up today and may be contributing to the thread (again) at some point.
     
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  19. TC

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    Thought we were in the college baseball thread :ohdear:
     
  20. brolift

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    What did you eat jeff
     
  21. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Torchy's that she brought with her back from Austin on Monday. She put them in a cooler bag with an ice pack for the flight but they may have gone south.
     
  22. 40wwttamgib

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  23. Prospector

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    4 day old take out taco, who knew :shitofdeath:
     
  24. brolift

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    What species of taco?
     
  25. Hoss Bonaventure

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    It’s like there’s a midget wearing high heels tap dancing in my guts.
     
  26. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Taco of the month and a hillbilly trailer park.
     
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  27. brolift

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    Always wanted a midget inside me
     
  28. Cheshire Bridge

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    Hahahahahahaha come on man. It's Friday. That taco is no bueno no mas ustedes
     
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  29. Hoss Bonaventure

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    lechnerd am I dying?
     
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  30. The Real Roy Williams

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    I thought the Hottie Tottie was the taco of the month. Well shit it is June now. I guess I’m out of the loop. I had to make a few emergency stops at work with that one but fortunately no disasters. That was a tasty taco though.
     
  31. bigred77

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    Totally worth it
     
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  32. Tiffin

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    Wasn't June when those tacos were ordered.
     
  33. Hoss Bonaventure

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    This was the May one. Tokyo drift is the June one and sounds amazing. Would still eat after 4 days.
     
  34. Cheshire Bridge

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    :yolo:
     
  35. One Two

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    How you holding up there Shits McGee?
     
  36. Dominicano

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    I shit myself once in a busy school student union with thousands of people in it. I was soooooo close to making it but literally right before I could get my pants down in the bathroom stall it came out and had to call my aunt to come bring a change of pants while I was in the bathroom. She brought my then 8 year old cousin who is actually a girl but if she wore a hat could pass for a boy and she had to slide a bag with new clothes underneath the door

    Super embarrasing.
     
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  37. bigred77

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    Yikes. Sent an 8 year old girl alone into a boys bathroom on a college campus?
     
  38. Dominicano

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    I think my aunt just waited right outside the bathroom but yeah yikes although thankfully the bathroom was nearly empty

    That was kind of the root of the whole problem, was when I first felt like I had to shit I could of went to the stinky ass bathroom that was close that everyone uses and is always full. But I decided I could hold it for 3 minutes to walk all the way to the other end of the student for the cleaner less populated bathroom
     
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  39. bigred77

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    Knowing less popular bathroom locations was key to surviving college
     
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  40. Hoss Bonaventure

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    All clear so far. Midget is taking a break for now.
     
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  41. brolift

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    Midgets love naps. Seent it on that show with the midgets on it.
     
  42. Hootchmane

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  43. The Real Roy Williams

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    Oh no doubt. I had a spot in the basement of the library. There was never anybody around and it was just a single bathroom with a door that locked. It was my go to if I had to poop while on campus.
     
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  44. Shawn Hunter

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    The science building on my campus had one bathroom in the basement that was just one toilet so it was essentially a private bathroom. Even had a countertop for some reason so plenty of space to set my backpack, jacket, and any other stuff I may have had with me. The bathroom was somewhat hidden and away from the few classrooms on the floor, and the first-floor bathrooms were actually closer, so most didn't even know about it. Came in pretty clutch on a few occasions.
     
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  45. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    I can already tell we’re going to need to rename this thread “post about your favorite spot to shit on campus.”
     
  46. The Real Roy Williams

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    I would have liked to shit on president Boren’s front lawn but I didn’t want to get kicked out of school or arrested.
     
  47. indeed

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    Once shat my pants on the Washington Metro, Blue Line. On my way to work.
     
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  48. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Never. This thread is about pants shitting and any shittiy tangents are welcome.
     
  49. bro

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    :roll: That's an amazing visual