I just shit my pants at work.

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Hoss Bonaventure, Jul 8, 2015.

  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    Ya could just buy some wipes or tp
  2. Room 15

    Room 15 Mi equipo esta Los Tigres
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    yea just wipe with good stuff and throw it away. Latin America survives this way.

    Fuck Single ply.
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  3. racer

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  4. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    a true hero
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  5. dblplay1212

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    Use good stuff and buy a diaper genie thing for diapers. Idk how it holds the smell in but it does. Awful when you open it up though.
  6. Nandor the Relentless

    Nandor the Relentless Former Leader of Al Quolanudar
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    Get a bidet
  7. tylerdolphin

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    It took me way too long to understand this and I'm just gonna chalk it up to still being groggy. All I kept wondering was how a tree root got in your intestines and why that would mean you had to use one ply.
  8. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q

  9. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Have you tried septic system treatment with root killer stuff?
  10. Tommy Callahan

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    It turned the normal 2 and some change drive from Huntsville to Tuscaloosa into 5 for me this pst summer
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