It’s a legit thing, jerk. Don’t belittle my need to poop at a moment’s notice. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumping_syndrome
Trust me, I experience something like this still and was the reason I shit my pants multiple times while jogging. I can only cope through humor.
Took a few Imodium this weekend while i was out of town on the lake still haven’t shit but boy do i pray for my toilet when i do
I got sick Friday night and took some Imodium after about an hour on the shitter. it’s now Tuesday night and after eating a lot of food over Memorial Day weekend I still haven’t shit, and I’m fairly regular. This has me concerned so I took some dulcolax and then realized it said it works in 6-12 hours which is probably the middle of the night. We’ll see what happens.
I drank a bottle of imodium after spring break in college. I didn't really shit for about 12 days. Then we went to Outback for dinner and oh my God it was amazing. Barely make it back to the bathroom, and it opened up the most amazing crapping windows of my wife. I took 26 solid shits the next 5 days. I skipped 2 days of school because I was shitting so much. I lost a lot of weight.
I've been following this thread for years, laughing about all of these tales of inferior sphincter discipline. I've just never found myself in the situation where I couldn't dig deep and get to a toilet. I didn't think it could happen to me. Well I was about a quarter mile out in the woods with my daughter and a bunch of my young nieces and nephews building an absolutely tits fort today. Was working my ass off out there in the sun, sawin logs, chisling out slabs of limestone. Ate a whole bunch of carrots in the AM, and took a big ol water break midway through the project. The culmination of dehydration, physical labor, and a big wad of undigestable fiber in my colon getting hit with a tidal wave of water very suddenly had me whimpering and waddling into the thick of the woods trying to find a tree ample enough to hide my ass from those kids while still being able to keep an eye on them cuz there was 5 of them ages 3-6 and I was the only adult. I safely got my shorts off, thankfully. The underwear nobly absorbed the warning shot. The rest was awful. Just a pressurized blast of pureed carrot. It made a very silly noise that was in earshot of lots of children and the laughter will now be a mainstay of my nightmares So it turns out my ass is as feeble and human as everyone's
It’s like those old people at the gym showers that you used to see come out dicks flopping and you had to find a secret place to giggle
Yesterday I had an odd experience: Our shitter situation at work is terrible because we share the bathroom with the rest of the floor. The men's bathroom is tight quarters with only two small stalls and a urinal. Worse yet, the office at the other end of the hall has like 15 young dudes who seemingly spend the better part of the day taking turns shitting. So it's hard to take a dump during business hours because the stalls are either taken or those guys just sit in the neighboring stall and destroy the bowl while you're in there. So I went to take a piss yesterday when I see that there's a water bottle/flask on the sink counter, and I can hear someone in the bigger(ish) stall. But I don't see any feet at the base of the toilet. These are tiny stalls and it's impossible to sit in a way where the feet aren't clearly visible. And as I'm pissing, I hear the guy grunting, farting and sounding like he's making a fucking cappuccino in there. But when I go to wash my hands I look under and still see no feet even though I can hear the guy breathing heavy in there. I wonder if he was squatting while standing on the actual shitter. It's the only thing I can figure. The smell was horrendous, too.
As someone who has shared a few stories in this thread because when my signal goes off I have about only a couple of minutes to get to the bathroom, I honestly would quit if I had to work in a place like this.
Can your feet reach the door if you put them out in front of you if you are tall enough? He might have went full Harry and had to put his legs up for the ass blast.
One nice thing about airports is the guarantee that you'll never see the people around you again. When I got off the plane yesterday my stomach was making weird noises and I knew I didn't have long. When I reached a toilet in the airport I knew it was gonna sound and smell absolutely horrid. Walked in and absolutely blasted away with no shame. Walked out with my head held high. I just can't do that in a bathroom where I know other people.
I used to wear my employee badge on my pant pocket, and there was a time where i had to take and absolutely horrendous dump at work. My boss at the time came into the stall right next to mine amid the awful sounds and smells, and there with the bundled pants down around my ankles was my mug smiling up at him from under the stall. I then started wearing on my shirt like a normal person
Had a couple of ladies at work a few years ago that were getting ready for a wedding and wanted to drop a few pounds but didn’t really want to put in any work with diet and exercise. They decided using diet pills would be the best solution so they bought some Alli. I’m going to assume that they didn’t read the instructions and continued to eat high fat foods because they were absolutely destroying the toilet for like a week until the Alli was out of their system. Two of them ended up taking time off because they would randomly just shit themselves.
I quit giving a fuck who knows about me blowing toilets up and i don’t care where I’m at either My gfs mom doesn’t really like me so I’ll make sure to spend like 3 hours blowing her toilet up every time so i dont have to go over there again for a while #lifehack
My ex’s friend took that stuff and shit herself once at work in a meeting when she sneezed. Her dad owned the company so no one said anything to her when she ran out but apparently it went through her dress and she had to go home.
I think stuff like that is pretty common with that Alli (especially if you don’t follow directions). I remember them saying it was the oiliest and grosses smelling poops they ever had. It didn’t sound like a good time at all to me.
The Charlotte airport used to (maybe still does?) have bathroom attendants. I flew home from Charlotte after an ACC championship a few years ago. Was unloading my luggage from my buddies car and knew something horrible was about to happen. Made it to a bathroom by the ticket counters and there was some poor guy there working as the attendant. Absolutely demolished that toilet. Poor guy walked into the stall after I left. It smelled horrendous.
Bathroom attendants, no fault of their own, are extremely uncomfortable. I can't think of a place where I'd least like someone there to help out than in the shitter. I have no idea how or why bathroom attendants were or are ever a thing
How does one’s life spiral out of control so badly your only option is bathroom attendant? Because I refuse to believe people did/do it willingly.
Everyone ive ever seen seems like some old guy that probably needs a little more income but cant really do anything else. There are only so many Walmart greeter jobs to go around.
I also see quite a few special needs folks working airport bathrooms, which makes me sad, but then again it’s honest work
I hate plastic supermarket bags. Until last week. "This is a new low" was uttered but probably not accurate. The bag held the shit. I didn't have the guts to find a dumpster until I got home.
To whit, the plastic bag was the liner for a cardboard box and I was praying like hell it contained because I was fucking squatting in the driver's seat of my car because it was that immediate and that emergent. Need more?
Fwiw, very out of the ordinary. But this fucker was speed if light with the mindset of hippo watching fire