I should’ve just won $263,200 on Bovada let’s see how much they pay me

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  1. Pelican

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  2. southlick

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  3. Handcuffed

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    POWESHOW was big on the horse racing bets

    hmmm
     
  4. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox This guy is a fucking disgrace
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    Brb alerting the IRS
     
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  5. BamaNug

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    Op en ingles por favor
     
  6. Fusiontegra

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    Screw these guys; I’m happy for you, Gallant Knight .

    my Venmo is in the incoming pm
     
  7. ZeroPointZero

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    Congrats to all the #GurlYouFine fans on the board
     
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  8. bertwing

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    Donate it toward Chad’s buyout
     
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  9. audrew

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    They shoot horse bettors, don’t they?
     
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  10. Gallant Knight

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    The race ended 40 minutes ago and they haven’t posted it

    Looking forward to getting absolutely fucked
     
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  11. Zebbie

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    I hope they pay out
     
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  12. Gallant Knight

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    Me too!
     
  13. Billy King

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    i would like to be the first person in this thread to disavow illegal gambling
     
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  14. Gallant Knight

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    Lollllthey paid $5000
     
  15. Schadenfred

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    Hope you win the $263k so you can start to make back the money you've lost on all your $1k pick 3 and pick 4 bets.
     
  16. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    Sounds like a down payment on the island
     
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  17. letan

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    I’m not positive but from reading this it doesn’t sound like they’re gonna pay out more than 5k.

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  18. Gallant Knight

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    Yep they paid $5k
     
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  19. Schadenfred

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    If so, OP is a fucking idiot.
     
  20. Gallant Knight

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    Well fuck me
     
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  21. hood b. goode

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  22. southlick

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  23. Gallant Knight

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    Well that sucked
     
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  24. Schadenfred

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    Alternative thread title: "Lemme tell you about the time I thought I was getting 200-to-1 odds when I was in fact getting 5-to-1."
     
  25. Schadenfred

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    Bovada must be making money hand over fist from bettors who don't know about the max payouts.
     
  26. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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  27. chuckmasterflex

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    Gallant Knight would like you to know that he is flush with cash.

    Shenanigans, and his mercy hold him back.
     
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  28. Kit

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    Nice bet, dude. Sorry about the fine print. That’s really lame
     
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  29. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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  30. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    That's seems really shitty
     
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  31. IHHH

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    Congrats I guess
     
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  32. Aaron Hernandez

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    So are there a bunch of people using this website who think they could potentially win $100ks when in actuality there’s a $5000 limit rule that’s not properly advertised?
     
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  33. The Banks

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    Seems like it’s properly advertised.
     
  34. bertwing

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    It’s good that the board is finally recognizing this
     
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  35. Jake Scott

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    OP is misleading
     
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  36. Thoros of Beer

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    Does Texas not allow you to bet on horses legally?
     
  37. —

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    Omfg a person who bets legitimate amounts of money using bovada Jfc you hate to see that.
     
  38. Doc Louis

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    OP owes me $258K for reading his bullshit and getting my hopes up
     
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  39. Cheshire Bridge

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    Gallant Knight why the he'll are you on bovada?!?!?!?



    Pinnacle or bookmaker if you actually expect to get a six figure payout. Even they have limits that are below $263k or parlays.
     
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  40. —

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    And I actually just reviewed bookmakers TOS for Remington. It’s only $1K per race, Betonline is 5k per race.
     
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  41. CuckFinn

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    Question is why are you using Bovada to bet horses?
     
  42. Wendel Clark

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    That sucks. I don’t get making that bet at a sportsbook though, when you are legally allowed to use TwinSpires and other horse race betting sites.
     
  43. Randy Bobandi

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    Does Elon Musk own Bovada?
     
  44. BuckeyeRiot

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    Man that’s gotta be a stomach punch.
     
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  45. Cheshire Bridge

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    It's by track? I never do horses.... I was speaking to sports parlays....
     
  46. og543ss

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    Never a good sign when you are putting a grand on horse racing
     
  47. HoosDaMan

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    Does TVG have limited payouts?