I want to fight my ex wife

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by PoopStainsx2, Oct 11, 2019.

  1. PoopStainsx2

    PoopStainsx2 Well-Known Member
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    Like a fist fight.
     
  2. dome foam

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    How about instead of punching her and going to jail, just post some nudes and you will go to jail for less time.
     
  3. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  4. Crepeswithasmile

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    i wouldn't ever strike my ex wife, but i'd damn sure nudge that bitch into a wood-chipper if the opportunity ever presented itself.
     
  5. PoopStainsx2

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    I can definitely do that! She’s the biggest whore in our town and has sent nudes to damn near every guy since we split.
     
  6. PoopStainsx2

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    What y’all don’t understand is she’s a rough customer. Pure bred white trash. Not like she is some demure little lady. She would fight a buzzsaw and give it the first two rounds.
     
  7. Crepeswithasmile

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  8. IanBoyd

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  9. Phil Connors

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    Her maiden name Rubley?
     
  10. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    What was your mother in law (her Mom) like?
     
  11. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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  12. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Let us be the judge of that
     
  13. Gambler

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    White trash titties are still titties. Post them.
     
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  14. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Should we take it to the divorce thread
     
  15. rodmansrage

    rodmansrage wearing a hoodie.

    you try suckin her dick instead? this board tells me that goes a long way.
     
  16. PoopStainsx2

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    Is this any indication - she’s 66 and has to take Valtrex!
     
  17. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Fuck chicken
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    You have to draw the line somewhere.
     
  18. Crepeswithasmile

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    this woman had no parents, she just rose from of a heap of bud heavy cans and camel light filters like some kind of white trash messiah
     
  19. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Fuck chicken
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    I bet she actually has sucked the chrome off a trailer hitch.
     
  20. Crepeswithasmile

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    her FB profile only lists Fightin' and Fuckin' under her interests
     
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  21. Larry Sura

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  22. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Fuck chicken
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    If you scroll down further, it also lists "Bass N Ass".
     
  23. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    I know I’m probably going to regret this, but
    :rules:
     
  24. Bruce Wayne

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    Every guy except you amirite
     
  25. PoopStainsx2

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    You got that straight
     
  26. Where Eagles Dare

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    Who could have seen this coming....

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  27. CuckFinn

    CuckFinn If you hold a cat by it’s tail...
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    You just need to get a cat. Then put it in a bow tie and harness. Problem solved
     
  28. HatterasJack

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    Wow...based on this update, I just went back and changed my vote to no!
     
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  29. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 We’re going to need details, copious details
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    how could you leave out blowing your neighbor
     
  30. milquetoast

    milquetoast I hate grapes
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    There's never any reason to hit a woman.

     
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  31. mp_22

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    So everyone else has seen her naked and we haven’t because of?
     
  32. PoopStainsx2

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    There she is
     
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  33. Corky Bucek

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    That’s a shitty Mustang
     
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  34. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    Sick mustang
     
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  35. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Much less girth than I anticipated
     
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  36. HoosDaMan

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    He seems to be long past ass eating.
     
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  37. killerwvu

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  38. Gunners

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    Decent back curvature, ass looks decent, no cellulite, hair looks ok, as long as she doesn't look like dump; why not.
     
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  39. Sex Fuckhead

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    I want to f____ your ex wife too
     
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  40. bigred77

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    Apparently there is a line
     
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  41. ground mullet

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    Not too shabby. Congrats on the past sex
     
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  42. GeneralPaton

    GeneralPaton Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
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    Interestingly, no poop stains
     
  43. 941Gator

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    No screenshots?
     
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  44. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    pics already gone. tfn
     
  45. CuckFinn

    CuckFinn If you hold a cat by it’s tail...
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    shits weak af
     
  46. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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    Is her name Phyllis and is she from Mulga
     
  47. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLWORTH
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    And did she once have a sexual relationship with one Gene Stallings?
     
  48. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    I saved it and uploaded it on LemonParty.org. Check it out there.
     
  49. Emma

    Emma is a model
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    Just visited LemonParty.org

    I can definitely tell you the picture's not there!
     
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