I wish I was on the New York Giants

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  1. bro

    bro Hey BROther....
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  2. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue 1st Place, TMB Brisket Competition
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    Blended scotch is for fags.

    Team single malt
     
  3. OopsPowSurprise

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    that's funny op, because i wish you were on the 1970 Marshall football team
     
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  4. bro

    bro Hey BROther....
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    too soon
     
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  5. og543ss

    og543ss ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
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    you wish you werent 18
     
  6. IV

    IV I'm often wrong, but occasionally correct
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    Big fan of single malt, but to each his own
     
  7. MANPOW

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  8. Ned Yocho

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  9. Weebay

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    $220 bottle = working man's drink. I guess that's why youre a backup, Tollefson.
     
  10. IV

    IV I'm often wrong, but occasionally correct
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    In his defense it probably takes an incredible amount of work to stay on an NFL football team :twocents:
     
  11. OopsPowSurprise

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    no... that would probably be a comment made by a starter
     
  12. NoleNBlue

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    Starter or backup, nobody should put coke in $220 alcohol :twocents:
     
  13. OopsPowSurprise

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    well duh

    i'm just saying his logic is off

    i rarely put any coke in my liquors unless they're well anyway, either rocks or neat for me
     
  14. NoleNBlue

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    What kind of coke?
     
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  15. broXcore

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    oh don't you fucking do this
     
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  16. OopsPowSurprise

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    whiskey and ginger ale, usually my fallback
    dark rum and coke, rare
    vodka is for fruits and i hate it
    gin and tonic, if i'm daydrinking

    oh and tequila for shots
     
  17. OopsPowSurprise

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    you saw what i tweeted you a couple weeks back, right? i shit you not my prof actually referenced that fucking map
     
  18. broXcore

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    oh christ i completely forgot to respond, but yeah i got a pretty great laugh out of that. i don't know what i would do if a professor used that in class.
     
  19. Weebay

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    Vodka is for fruits? Why don't you go around saying that in Moscow. I'd give it ten minutes before a man named Boris pummels your face in
     
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  20. OopsPowSurprise

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    i was stunned

    i was taking notes and thought to myself, "i've seen this before" then just started laughing
     
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  21. Weebay

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    If you compare his GP with his number of starts, he's a backup.
     
  22. OopsPowSurprise

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    you're from jersey you really don't have any legitimate input whatsoever

    and you dumbass, the 200 dollar bottle of alcohol is what i was talking about, someone who spends more money would put coke in JWB, fuck his stats idgaf about that
     
  23. Weebay

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    Just admit there's nothing wrong with unflavored vodka
     
  24. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Pretty queer thing to get stingy about.
     
  25. NoleNBlue

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    :awesomeface:
     
  26. bricktop

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    Vodka is the best.

    Allows you to get fucked up incredibly fast for incredibly cheap.
     
  27. Weebay

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    You're right because im way too upset over it
     
  28. ARSENAL

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  30. Clubber Lang

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    Better than putting pop or soda in it.
     
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  31. Fusiontegra

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  32. KJROD20

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    This. I'm Team Islay.
     
  33. devine

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    this is so perfect for this site. that man represents every mainboarder, and those girls represent every girl that sees something on this site
     
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  34. BayouMafia

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    Kentucky bourbon and thank you very much
     
  35. AUB

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    came to post something like "i wish you were too so you'd be too busy to post here" but you pretty much won
     
  36. Hogview

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    I working man's drink is Evan on the rocks.
     
  37. wes tegg

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    He probably doesn't know the difference between red and blue :twocents:. If somebody just said "Johnny Walker," I'd tend to agree with him.
     
  38. KJROD20

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    Also, I don't think any scotch should be have a mixer, except for a splash of water. Use bourbon or canadian whiskeys for that.
     
  39. dump

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  40. wes tegg

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    Most of the working men around here drink Bud Light Chelada.
     
  41. CraigAnne Conway

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  42. JonathanCoachman

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    I'm sure he was thinking of Johnnie Walker Red. Huge price difference between the two.
     
  43. ruteelrice

    ruteelrice I been rolling in that purple
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    He'd be a starter on a lot of teams
     
  44. Mr. Bean

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    this gentleman... has good taste. only drink tequila in margs and i'll only take shots of whisky, but you're close to spot on.
     
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  45. Craig Pettis

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    I don't want to be that douche but i know Tollefson (not very well,met him once or twice when he was a stud at NW MS but still a nobody in the general sense) and he is a country ass motherfucker. This is probably the first scotch he has ever had, maybe even heard of. Also, yes he is a backup, but on arguably the best DLine in the NFL, he would start on just about every other team in the league.

    Sorry, it just bothers me to see bro talking out of his ass (i.e. posting)

    Proceed to bash me a white knight, /lookatme, /coolstorybro, etc etc etc
     
  46. OopsPowSurprise

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    its basically the only way to go
     
  47. Clubber Lang

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    Vodka tonics ok if no gin is immediately available?
     
  48. Buster Bryant

    Buster Bryant "Don't buy a Lincoln you'll look like a pimp."
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    Dave Tollefson huh? My girlfriend knows him. Seems like a nice guy. Go Bearcats.
     
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  49. Hank Scorpio

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    there aren't many things that are more classy than a dry martini. I agree that whiskey is typically the best option though.