Ideal quarantine partner for the next two months [sexy time edition]

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  1. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is is a bunch of ups and Caleb Downs
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    I’ll take Tinashe
     
    #1 TrustyPatches, Apr 1, 2020
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  2. DuffandMuff

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    I like the addition of this edition
     
    #2 DuffandMuff, Apr 1, 2020
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  3. Joe_Pesci

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    your mom
     
    #3 Joe_Pesci, Apr 1, 2020
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  4. Lip

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    Also OP’s mom
     
    #4 Lip, Apr 1, 2020
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  5. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is is a bunch of ups and Caleb Downs
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    @mods wake up this place is outta control
     
    #5 TrustyPatches, Apr 1, 2020
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  6. ned's head

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    I will take one mia malkova
     
    #6 ned's head, Apr 1, 2020
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  7. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    someone with small hands so my weenie looks big
     
    #7 Taques, Apr 1, 2020
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  8. TrustyPatches

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    Tf is wrong with you

     
    #8 TrustyPatches, Apr 1, 2020
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  9. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Emma Watson. Brains, beauty, and my internet research tells me we have shockingly a lot of common interests so basically she is perfection.
     
    #9 Shawn Hunter, Apr 1, 2020
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  10. UncleItchyBalls

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    :trumpanzee:
     
    #10 UncleItchyBalls, Apr 1, 2020
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  11. ned's head

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    #11 ned's head, Apr 1, 2020
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  12. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is is a bunch of ups and Caleb Downs
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    You should DM her
     
    #12 TrustyPatches, Apr 1, 2020
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  13. $P1

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    This guy wants to have sex with the Keebler Elf! ha!
     
    #13 $P1, Apr 1, 2020
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  14. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    I’ll take my wife bc I made a vow before god
     
    #14 blind dog, Apr 1, 2020
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  15. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is is a bunch of ups and Caleb Downs
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    Thread fucking sucks
     
    #15 TrustyPatches, Apr 1, 2020
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  16. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode B I O I N B I O
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    #16 hood b. goode, Apr 1, 2020
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  17. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Some would say all of our shared interests makes us soul mates so that sounds like a good plan!
     
    #17 Shawn Hunter, Apr 1, 2020
  18. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Y’all realize at some point you’re going to have e to hear this person talk, right?
     
    #18 Shawn Hunter, Apr 1, 2020
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  19. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    I would like to change my answer
     
    #19 blind dog, Apr 1, 2020
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  20. Odin

    Odin social distancing since 1990
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    Incredibly easy answer for me. Lavar Burton's daughter, Mica

     
    #20 Odin, Apr 1, 2020
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  21. Irush

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    Aubrey Plaza
     
    #21 Irush, Apr 1, 2020
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  22. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    upload_2020-4-1_22-19-50.jpeg
     
    #22 Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all, Apr 1, 2020
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  23. Irush

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    A lot of you guys are posting chicks who are gonna have you doing tiktok videos 2 weeks into quarantine
     
    #23 Irush, Apr 1, 2020
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  24. Odin

    Odin social distancing since 1990
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    its funny you think it would take that long
     
    #24 Odin, Apr 1, 2020
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  25. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    Emily runs like 3 very successful businesses and is in to politics. We’d be great together. And maybe a TikTok or two of us banging until we’re banned.
     
    #25 Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all, Apr 1, 2020
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  26. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    I've been thinking about this question for about 20 minutes and she's better than any answer I could come up with
     
    #26 Gunners, Apr 1, 2020
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  27. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    #27 Daniel Ocean, Apr 1, 2020
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  28. Odin

    Odin social distancing since 1990
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    im starting to notice a trend
     
    #28 Odin, Apr 1, 2020
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  29. Bruce Bowen

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    Idk but she better be into sports!
     
    #29 Bruce Bowen, Apr 2, 2020
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  30. AIOLICOCK

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    Ok Boomer Girl.



    Don't judge me. :crossedarms:




     
    #30 AIOLICOCK, Apr 2, 2020
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  31. Irush

    Irush Well-Known Member
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    I was all set not to judge you because she’s fine, but then I saw all these videos she’s tweeting out

    Quarantine gonna feel real long if you stuck with that
     
    #31 Irush, Apr 2, 2020
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  32. Baron

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    #32 Baron, Apr 2, 2020
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  33. AIOLICOCK

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    I know. But she just makes it move. I'm ashamed.
     
    #33 AIOLICOCK, Apr 2, 2020
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  34. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is is a bunch of ups and Caleb Downs
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    I find her tremendously sexy but she dates Jake Paul so that’s weird
     
    #34 TrustyPatches, Apr 2, 2020
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  35. $P1

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    cntrl-f "Taylor Rooks"

    Dibs.
     
    #35 $P1, Apr 2, 2020
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  36. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Now I've got you for Ball State discussions and Taylor for sexy times. Checkmate.
     
    #36 Fusiontegra, Apr 2, 2020
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  37. The Blackfish

    The Blackfish The Fish in Black
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    Dibs on Anna Kendrick

    Suck it Lenin
     
    #37 The Blackfish, Apr 2, 2020
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  38. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    Gillian Anderson

    Two months is a long time, you need to pick somebody interesting as well as hot
     
    #38 AptosDuck, Apr 2, 2020
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  39. Roy Kent

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    Athena Faris

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    #39 Roy Kent, Apr 2, 2020
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  40. Where Eagles Dare

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    Julie Anne would be fun for a month

     
    #40 Where Eagles Dare, Apr 2, 2020
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  41. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    It's not the Eiffel Tower, but we can make it work

    [​IMG]
     
    #41 $P1, Apr 2, 2020
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  42. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is is a bunch of ups and Caleb Downs
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    Pictures you fucking scrubs
     
    #42 TrustyPatches, Apr 2, 2020
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  43. Tiffin

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    #43 Tiffin, Apr 2, 2020
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  44. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    #44 TheFreak55, Apr 2, 2020
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  45. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    suck it Wu
     
    #45 dump, Apr 2, 2020
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  46. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is is a bunch of ups and Caleb Downs
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    I can always count on Tiffin and TheFreak55 to act as proper gentlemen in lady threads.

    *tips hat*
     
    #46 TrustyPatches, Apr 2, 2020
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  47. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    I’ve already killed Shawn and freed Emma from him
     
    #47 Wu, Apr 2, 2020
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  48. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    wow Brie is so disrespected rn
     
    #48 dump, Apr 2, 2020
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  49. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    she’s too busy with that slut Tom Nook
     
    #49 Wu, Apr 2, 2020
  50. Tiffin

    Tiffin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    If I knew who this was, it'd be her. She seems swell.

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    #50 Tiffin, Apr 2, 2020
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