Ideal quarantine partner for the next two months [sexy time edition]

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  1. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    boobs
     
    #51 Wu, Apr 2, 2020
  2. Baron

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    Does Mrs. Freak know your're posting her pic on here???
     
    #52 Baron, Apr 2, 2020
  3. IvanTheTerrible

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    holy shit.
     
    #53 IvanTheTerrible, Apr 2, 2020
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  4. IvanTheTerrible

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    is that who I think it is?
     
    #54 IvanTheTerrible, Apr 2, 2020
  5. TC

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    I’m already stuck at home with her
     
    #55 TC, Apr 2, 2020
  6. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    Are you think the same as Sir Baron? I mean you're both wrong, just some random edm festival chick I ran across on IG long ago
     
    #56 TheFreak55, Apr 2, 2020
  7. poor paul

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    #57 poor paul, Apr 2, 2020
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  8. Baron

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    you could have went along with it smh
     
    #58 Baron, Apr 2, 2020
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  9. IvanTheTerrible

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    I definitely thought that was pornstar that was linked to this board.
     
    #59 IvanTheTerrible, Apr 2, 2020
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  10. Kirk Fogg

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    Is Hannah Palmer still on the board? If so, that’s my pick.
     
    #60 Kirk Fogg, Apr 2, 2020
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  11. TheFreak55

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    in times like these I can’t lie to my fellow mainboarder
     
    #61 TheFreak55, Apr 2, 2020
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  12. TheFreak55

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    Natalie Lust?
     
    #62 TheFreak55, Apr 2, 2020
  13. IvanTheTerrible

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    Ha I definitely mixed up those two.
     
    #63 IvanTheTerrible, Apr 2, 2020
  14. TheFreak55

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    #64 TheFreak55, Apr 2, 2020
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  15. IvanTheTerrible

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    I'm taking Julia Fox. She's weird and drinks cow milk. But hopefully, she has headgame like Harper Hempel.

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    #65 IvanTheTerrible, Apr 2, 2020
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  16. TheFreak55

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    ?
     
    #66 TheFreak55, Apr 2, 2020
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  17. ned's head

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    #67 ned's head, Apr 2, 2020
  18. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    #68 Daddy Rabbit, Apr 2, 2020
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  19. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    #69 Taques, Apr 2, 2020
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  20. WillySaliba

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    That's a great angle, it's all day entertainment really.
     
    #70 WillySaliba, Apr 2, 2020
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  21. jrmy

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    #71 jrmy, Apr 2, 2020
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  22. WillySaliba

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    I'd give Marie a go. All my shit would be perfectly organized by the end.

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    #72 WillySaliba, Apr 2, 2020
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  23. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    Whose the hottest chick on the planet that's in a coma? Thats my answer ;)
     
    #73 Homo Erectus, Apr 2, 2020
  24. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    She would probably just throw you out bc you dont bring her joy.
     
    #74 Homo Erectus, Apr 2, 2020
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  25. WillySaliba

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    You have no idea how much Japanese porn I've seen.
     
    #75 WillySaliba, Apr 2, 2020
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  26. Nole96SC

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    Gonna eat. Then beat.
     
    #76 Nole96SC, Apr 2, 2020
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  27. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    So you think a crippling porn addiction is going to make you easily relate with women and be good in bed? Interesting
     
    #77 Homo Erectus, Apr 2, 2020
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  28. The Blackfish

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    This is a really good answer
     
    #78 The Blackfish, Apr 2, 2020
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  29. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
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    Huge fan but heard her on a podcast say she doesn't suck dick so i'm gonna have to tap out.
     
    #79 Futureman, Apr 2, 2020
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  30. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is is a bunch of ups and Caleb Downs
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    Ima need my quarantine dream girl to be nasty
     
    #80 TrustyPatches, Apr 2, 2020
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  31. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is is a bunch of ups and Caleb Downs
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    More Mia. She’s dumb hot/cute for a porno girl

     
    #81 TrustyPatches, Apr 2, 2020
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  32. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is is a bunch of ups and Caleb Downs
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    Big fan of Kenna James as well



     
    #82 TrustyPatches, Apr 2, 2020
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  33. TrustyPatches

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    Tiffin are you familiar with the boo radleys bartender JP?
     
    #83 TrustyPatches, Apr 2, 2020
  34. IvanTheTerrible

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    She also was apparently a teenage dominatrix for a period of time.
     
    #84 IvanTheTerrible, Apr 2, 2020
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  35. IvanTheTerrible

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    What podcast? I find this extremely hard to believe.
     
    #85 IvanTheTerrible, Apr 2, 2020
  36. Tiffin

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    I am not. Been many moons since I went to Boo's. Are you familiar with occasional Soul Kitchen and Fairhope brewing bartender Mallory?
     
    #86 Tiffin, Apr 2, 2020
  37. TrustyPatches

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    I am. Her and Jana are tight. Both flame
     
    #87 TrustyPatches, Apr 2, 2020
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  38. Fast Eddie

    Fast Eddie BIG DICK DADDY FROM CINCINNATI
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    I’d snort some ketamine off that rearend!!

    You know what I mean?! lol!!!
     
    #88 Fast Eddie, Apr 2, 2020
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  39. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    glad I read the caption cause you were about to be banned
     
    #89 Daniel Ocean, Apr 2, 2020
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  40. IvanTheTerrible

    IvanTheTerrible Well-Known Member
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    I mean he asked. This was also posted in the Uncut Gems thread
     
    #90 IvanTheTerrible, Apr 2, 2020
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  41. Tiffin

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    I, too, am glad you can read.
     
    #91 Tiffin, Apr 2, 2020
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  42. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    It was a joke but when I first saw the picture I thought she was getting some other type of white liquid.
     
    #92 Daniel Ocean, Apr 2, 2020
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  43. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    like the guy with the 4 billion dollar endowment is going to hold the door for the one with the 800 million one.
     
    #93 Daniel Ocean, Apr 2, 2020
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  44. dahldennsull

    dahldennsull Living in the best state
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    The Hot Reddit girl
     
    #94 dahldennsull, Apr 2, 2020
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  45. IvanTheTerrible

    IvanTheTerrible Well-Known Member
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    Didn't John Mayer smash and say she's a "dead fish"?
     
    #95 IvanTheTerrible, Apr 2, 2020
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  46. snooks

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    Give me Rachel McAdams in The Notebook...something about that old timey look :eatit:
     
    #96 snooks, Apr 2, 2020
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  47. dahldennsull

    dahldennsull Living in the best state
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    it's likely our scale, and john mayer's scales are very different
     
    #97 dahldennsull, Apr 2, 2020
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  48. Nole96SC

    Nole96SC Old Member
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    Some plain vanilla missionary and doggy is probably dead fish to Mayer. Either way Im no John Mayer and a dead fish has never kept me from getting mine.
     
    #98 Nole96SC, Apr 2, 2020
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  49. Arrec Bardwin

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    Still hot, but if I can time jump I’ll take her Community days.
     
    #99 Arrec Bardwin, Apr 2, 2020
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  50. ned's head

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    If you don't last long enough for a live one to flop, does it even matter?
     
    #100 ned's head, Apr 2, 2020
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