Ideal quarantine partner for the next two months [sexy time edition]

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  1. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is is a bunch of ups and Caleb Downs
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    I like this because we know she’s a freak. I love Anna Kendrick and would die to nostalgia bone JLH but if you trap me in a house for two months with a broad I’m tryna stain the ceiling
     
    #101 TrustyPatches, Apr 2, 2020
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  2. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Just restarted the series last night...I’d nearly forgotten how hot she was.
     
    #102 Fusiontegra, Apr 2, 2020
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  3. -Prime-

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    Holly Peers
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    #103 -Prime-, Apr 2, 2020
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  4. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is is a bunch of ups and Caleb Downs
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    I gotta weird thing for Kasey Musgraves. Wouldn’t mind being shacked up with her with unlimited weed and mushrooms
     
    #104 TrustyPatches, Apr 2, 2020
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  5. C A N E

    C A N E Let justice be done though the heavens fall
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    #105 C A N E, Apr 2, 2020
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  6. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    shes mine back off
     
    #106 devine, Apr 2, 2020
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  7. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is is a bunch of ups and Caleb Downs
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    Goodness she’s adorable
     
    #107 TrustyPatches, Apr 2, 2020
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  8. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Imma take Jojo because NoleNBlue hasnt spoken up.
     
    #108 Fusiontegra, Apr 2, 2020
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  9. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Negative, ghostrider. Her pattern is full.

    of my wang
     
    #109 NoleNBlue (Ret.), Apr 2, 2020
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  10. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    you’re a triplet?
     
    #110 Daniel Ocean, Apr 2, 2020
  11. BlazingRebel

    BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur
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    Milana Vayntrub
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    #111 BlazingRebel, Apr 2, 2020
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  12. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    I am
     
    #112 NoleNBlue (Ret.), Apr 2, 2020
  13. UncleItchyBalls

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    Charlize Theron seems pretty cool

     
    #113 UncleItchyBalls, Apr 3, 2020
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  14. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    “Let’s talk about something everyone can relate to... like when you’re fucking one supermodel and you make the others jealous.”
     
    #114 miles, Apr 3, 2020
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  15. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    we sure that's not a goat
     
    #115 skiedfrillet, Apr 3, 2020
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  16. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Pretty sure this is nachosarah
     
    #116 steamengine, Apr 3, 2020
  17. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    My answer is padma

     
    #117 steamengine, Apr 3, 2020
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  18. Tiffin

    Tiffin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    After some instagram sleuthing, hair, bellybutton, and freckles don't match.

    That said, I'm now a fan of nachosara.





     
    #118 Tiffin, Apr 3, 2020
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  19. Irush

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    Sarah Beattie is a great choice

    Hot and super funny
     
    #119 Irush, Apr 3, 2020
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  20. Tiffin

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    Nipples.
     
    #120 Tiffin, Apr 3, 2020
  21. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    She seems pretty miserable tbh
     
    #121 Wu, Apr 3, 2020
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  22. Irush

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    I’m into that tbh
     
    #122 Irush, Apr 3, 2020
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  23. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    whatever tickles your pickle, more power to ya
     
    #123 Wu, Apr 3, 2020
  24. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
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    Fine I guess I'll take Alice Eve
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    #124 Bruce Bowen, Apr 3, 2020
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  25. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is is a bunch of ups and Caleb Downs
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    Beattie is my spirit animal that I would also fuck
     
    #125 TrustyPatches, Apr 3, 2020
  26. Tilly

    Tilly Souf Cack
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    Dibs on Kate Beckinsale.
     
    #126 Tilly, Apr 3, 2020
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  27. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    #127 TheFreak55, Apr 3, 2020
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  28. westcoastbias

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    Funny, smokes weed and hopefully the sex is good:





     
    #128 westcoastbias, Apr 3, 2020
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  29. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    I could’ve sworn she had a pic like that
     
    #129 steamengine, Apr 3, 2020
  30. Tiffin

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    I went back and found none. I'd love to be wrong so I could go ahead and propose to her though.
     
    #130 Tiffin, Apr 3, 2020
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  31. Vandy

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    She did at one time, I’m a big fan as well. Had the “I voted” stickers over her nips.
    Edit: found it
     
    #131 Vandy, Apr 3, 2020
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  32. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
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    Sarah Beattie has said she suffers from manic depression, agorophobia and bulemia. Like currently, not in the past. So have fun with that.
     
    #132 Futureman, Apr 3, 2020
  33. Odin

    Odin social distancing since 1990
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    that list is like 1.5/10 in terms of severity. not a big deal.
     
    #133 Odin, Apr 3, 2020
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  34. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Real talk, Sasha DiGiulian. We'd have a dope training regimen, she'd have me eating all healthy, and then I'd show her lots of new uses for climbing ropes.

    [​IMG]
     
    #134 Fusiontegra, Apr 3, 2020
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  35. WillySaliba

    WillySaliba Well-Known Member
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    Sex would be the best you ever had though.
     
    #135 WillySaliba, Apr 3, 2020
  36. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    Angie Griffin


     
    #136 Celemo, Apr 3, 2020
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  37. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Miranda cosgrove
     
    #137 hudson, Apr 3, 2020
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  38. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    goll damn
     
    #138 Taques, Apr 3, 2020
  39. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    She’s my fave IG follow. That rack...
     
    #139 Celemo, Apr 3, 2020
  40. IvanTheTerrible

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    Them fishnets....

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    #140 IvanTheTerrible, Apr 3, 2020
  41. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    She, Margo Price, and Grace Potter were in my finals for that very reason. I finally had to draw out of a hat.

     
    #141 Daddy Rabbit, Apr 3, 2020
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  42. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
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    according to crazy days and nights, she’s into whips and chains and whatnot
     
    #142 Kirk Fogg, Apr 4, 2020
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  43. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    #143 Jigga, Apr 4, 2020
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  44. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Big fan of Elizabeth Turner.







     
    #144 Owsley, Apr 4, 2020
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  45. Irush

    Irush Well-Known Member
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    God damn
     
    #145 Irush, Apr 4, 2020
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  46. Chipper>Jeter

    Chipper>Jeter Defund the NCAA
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    Three pages and nobody claims her. Feel like I just got the number one overall pic in the third round.
     
    #146 Chipper>Jeter, Apr 4, 2020
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  47. Lip

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    Sucks you have Tilly on ignore AND you don’t get Kate.
     
    #147 Lip, Apr 4, 2020
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  48. Tilly

    Tilly Souf Cack
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    #148 Tilly, Apr 4, 2020
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  49. Chipper>Jeter

    Chipper>Jeter Defund the NCAA
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    I don’t I’m just dumb and can’t read good. Guess I’m riding this thing out at Tilly house.
     
    #149 Chipper>Jeter, Apr 4, 2020
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  50. WillySaliba

    WillySaliba Well-Known Member
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    Just don't make eye contact.
     
    #150 WillySaliba, Apr 4, 2020
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