Ideal quarantine partner for the next two months [sexy time edition]

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  1. TLAU

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    she's got good nudes out there

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  2. TLAU

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    one of these two. don't care which.




     
  3. Dennis Reynolds

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    Not a fan of her currently, but prime Heidi Klum with her unquenchable sex drive is the correct choice. Got to think that she will willingly bang me in a few weeks because she's used to sex 7 times a day. Given, I could not keep that pace for one day.
     
  4. Tony Wonder

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  5. Emma

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    Nicola Cavanis

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  6. Biship

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    I want to quarantine with thiccc daisy Marie
     
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  7. ned's head

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    Two months :embarrassed:
     
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  8. Emma

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  10. TrustyPatches

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    We were so young and naive
     
  11. WillySaliba

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    So that means we get to pick someone new right?
     
  12. Tiffin

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    I'll play again.

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  13. Tiffin

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    Damn, did any of those load? Her account may be private.
     
  14. SugarShaun

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  15. Tiffin

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    Let's try again. Fewer pictures sadly, she seems to do a good job locking up her content.

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    I'm seeing her real name/previous handle was ColleenByrne24, maybe could find more under that. She has an only fans that I'm sure isn't worth it.
     
  16. Tiffin

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  17. HotMic

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  18. TC

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    Great googly moogly
     
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  19. Futureman

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    I just want to say thank you for this Tiffin
     
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  20. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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  21. b0ne5

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  22. Gin Buckets

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    Paula Manzanal is up there.....
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  23. Ty Webb

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    Old Lohan would be fun
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  24. Shawn Hunter

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    Nope
     
  25. SugarShaun

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    Wait, we can choose a specific time frame?
     
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  26. goheels10

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    i say nah. complicates it too much. has to be current timeframe
     
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  27. goheels10

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    i'm pretty pleased with my previous selection, but if I have to pick a different one for the next few months, I'm going with Orla Chennaoui .... euro journalist who worked for Sky Sports until recently.

    freckles - check
    athletic - check
    loves travel - check

     
  28. Tiffin

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    You ain't gonna be leaving the states bro
     
  29. BuckeyeRiot

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    Your quarantine can’t contain him.
     
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  30. DaveGrohl

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    Thread has essentially been longcatted with giant pics and instagram links, but if we're considering practicality and attractiveness then I'm going with Kacey Musgraves. I normally like thicker girls but she is objectively attractive, very chill, liberal, and hearing that voice every night would be awesome.

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    Obvious runner-up is Lana Del Ray, but I have a weird feeling she might murder me/be into sadism.
     
  31. steamengine

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    Newly single too. Good luck!
     
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  32. Shawn Hunter

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  33. MoJo

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    whoa....



    also Yanet is a no-brainer, good call.
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  34. Kylebw1

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    Grayson Allen’s gf. She played soccer at Duke
     
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  35. hudson

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    Would have expected a red head but still good.
     
  36. Chumbolone

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    Cohibabe on IG


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  37. Taffy

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    We all know about the chicks at the cigar bars.
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  38. ramszoolander

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    I hope we didn't let her thread go dead during quarantine...

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  39. Daddy Rabbit

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    Stand by my statement
     
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  40. The_QCT

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  41. HunterPKP

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    Think I want this girl for the next two months.

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    And this girl.

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  42. texasraider

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    if we're going with CNBC hosts, it's Morgan brennan all day every day

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  43. WillySaliba

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    She’s absolutely insane. Wife has CNBC on all day and I go visit to check out Morgan.
     
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  44. texasraider

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    her apartment decor is trash but I'm willing to overlook it
     
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  45. WillySaliba

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    You follow that account on Twitter as well? She’s the reason I originally came across that account which brings this fucker back full circle.
     
  46. texasraider

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    I don't know anything about this but am interested
     
  47. WillySaliba

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    Different Morgan but this is the account.

     
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  48. Shawn Hunter

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    One of my local news reporters is nice