If you could be any soccer player in the world

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by BLACK & GOLDschlager, Nov 10, 2009.

  1. BLACK & GOLDschlager

    BLACK & GOLDschlager Well-Known Member
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    Who would it be?

    I'm gonna go with Drogba, dudes gotta have like a 17 1/4 inch dick

    EDIT: no homo
     
  2. Det. Frank Bullitt

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  3. BLACK & GOLDschlager

    BLACK & GOLDschlager Well-Known Member
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    You would have to be them as they are, so you would have to be :aero: if you were Ronaldo. You would dress like him and suck cock like him
     
  4. Det. Frank Bullitt

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  5. ChileanNole

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    I think Beckham could put Ronaldo to shame in that aspect. But yea Ronaldo has the same effect, showed him to my wife and her friends and their panties immediately got wet. Then I proceeded to bang all 3 of them. No pics sorry.
     
  6. Taques

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    ronaldo

    id just have to tone down the intense gay a lot
     
  7. eric cantona

    eric cantona Well-Known Member

    ronaldo as well as long as i didn't inherit the pussy gene
     
  8. WolverineJack

    WolverineJack Nature made me a freak.
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    Diego, probably gets the hottest Italian and Brazilian ass. Plus he is only 24.
     
  9. ChileanNole

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    Ronaldo is only 24 too but your point stands.
     
  10. EyeGetUnlucky

    EyeGetUnlucky New Member

    Ronaldo-he is the best player, has the most money, and gets any girl he wants
     
  11. thebison1905

    thebison1905 New Member

    Arshavin. dude can score mad box and russian fans are insane and would kill for him if he asked.
     
  12. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    yeah but you would have to live with being 4 feet tall
     
  13. RoyalShocker

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    Gianluca Zambrotta cuz I could pull off mad summer wear like this, and play with his wife's tits.

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  14. thebison1905

    thebison1905 New Member

    thats a good point. maybe ill stay :americafuckyeah: and go with benny feilhaber, went to this girls dorm room the other night and she had posters of the guy everywhere and every girl there was gettin wet over them.
     
  15. Weedlord420

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    goddamn those are some hooters
     
  16. ChileanNole

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    A bunch of women I know are like that over Carlos Bocanegra, of course they are Hispanic.
     
  17. eric cantona

    eric cantona Well-Known Member

    no one wants to be alexi lalas?
     
  18. RoyalShocker

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    Alexi Lalas doesn't like being Alexi Lalas.
     
  19. eric cantona

    eric cantona Well-Known Member

    :loldog: i laffed
     
  20. ChileanNole

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    Cant see shit, brb looking up Zambrotta's wife.

    edit: I'm back :jizz: :jizz: over those tits. :smug:
     
  21. thebison1905

    thebison1905 New Member

    :roll:
     
  22. BLACK & GOLDschlager

    BLACK & GOLDschlager Well-Known Member
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