If you could jettison 5 people into the sun…

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  1. buckwild

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  2. CaneKnight

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    My list would be entirely too long and most of them are insanely evil and it’s hard to rank one over the other.

    I’m not even sure Trump would be in my top 20. Lots of rockets and resources would be needed for my list
     
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  4. Dildo Dawgins

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    Is getting jettisoned into the sun excruciatingly painful and do we get to watch? If so then I can see the appeal of old guys like Trump, Alito/Thomas, McConnell, Murdock, etc, but the damage has been done with them honestly. If we're trying to make the world better for the future then it's Kavanaugh, ACB, Zuck, Musk and Bezos for me.
     
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  5. NilesIrish

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    Can I just set the rocket off in the Fox news building and whatever happens, happens?
     
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    Shocked Lebron didn’t make your list
     
  7. NDJOECA

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    Fire five people into the sun? No, because I’m on fire for the SON.
     
    #57 NDJOECA, Jun 7, 2022
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  8. Gambler

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    I was waiting for someone to say that. You didn't disappoint me.
     
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    Pass on the no-bid contract for SpaceX. I could launch a lot more people to their deaths for a lot less money.
     
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  16. Homo Erectus

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    Give me a gutted Airbus A-380 and some semtex and nitroglycerin. I'll blow those fuckers to the moon and put on a hell of a show. It will easily fit the 100 people with room to spare.
     
    #66 Homo Erectus, Jun 7, 2022
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    If you could jettison 5 conferences into the sun:
     
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    a.tramp why is the thread title Portland trailblazer rather than Phoenix Suns?

    edit: I see this was discussed. Figured it was the case. I always have to remind myself what side the corresponding radio button is on
     
  21. Homo Erectus

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    I don't own a gun, or have a criminal record. That makes me less dangerous than 80% of Floridians
     
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  29. Constant

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    This thread is extremely hostile toward the sun.
     
  30. ~ taylor ~

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    Alternatively, how many people would you need to shoot into the sun before you ran out of obvious candidates and started working on personal grievances? Like I want to shoot Urban Meyer, my old nextdoor neighbor, Chuck Lorre, Matt Millen and Claude Lemieux into the sun, but would any of those create a notable good for all of mankind?

    I think I'd need at least 55 spots.
     
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  31. a.tramp

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    I need 55 spots alone for Texas politicians, judges, etc.
     
  32. Homo Erectus

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    Nonsense. Everyone loves a good BBQ party
     
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  33. Homo Erectus

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    Regarding #s.
    Are we doing the US only, or world edition?
     
  34. Schadenfred

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    Just hack off the whole branch. Let there be no chance. Except for Tiffany. She's cool.
     
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  35. Wicket

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    Honestly a damn good list, id remove mcconnell and trump, not because they arent awful but I think without gateway drug fox news and facebook their power is already more limited to take their place i have Bill Vinovich and Kim Jong-Un
     
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  36. Homo Erectus

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    Trump is a puppet and would be a martyr so I'm fine with him being a living embarrassment.

    There's no way McConnell skates. Make the bad man fry. He's been the hatchet man and needs to go. He has enough enemies that nobody would lose any sleep over it. There would only be crocodile tears.
     
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  39. a.tramp

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    Been a rough week. Just checking to see if anyone wants to change their choices.
     
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    Is he still pretending to go to aTm w that shirt ?
     
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    No he's attending the Kyle Rittenhouse School For Kids That Can't Read Good or whatever it was that was just raised in Argentina