If You Could Transplant...

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  1. Celemo

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    player X’s attribute into player Y’s body....

    Stemming from a conversation at work. For example, if you could transplant Chase Winovich’s effort/motor into Rashan Gary

    What would you pick?
     
  2. Fusiontegra

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    Urban’s recruiting ability into Mullen
     
  3. ned's head

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    Literally anyone else's hands on mike evans
     
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  4. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  5. Manny

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    Joe Bauserman's accuracy into every OSU QB in to perpetuity.
     
  6. Schadenfred

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    Rashan Gary's dick into Chase Winovich's ass.

    Never mind. Already been done.
     
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  7. a.tramp

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    I would transplant devine ‘s aloofness into dukebuckeye ‘s dark and mysterious face so I could string along a dime all the time.

    Wait, am I doing this right?
     
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  8. devine

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    Santonio holmest penis on to my body
     
  9. Taques

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    patrick mahomes put into jared lorenzens body
     
  10. devine

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    This could have propelled tech all the way to 7 wins!
     
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  11. Kevintensity

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  13. Taques

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    wow somebody is really high on kliff kingsbury
     
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  14. Taques

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    speaking of

    someone whos dream job was to be an accountant or some shits brain into kliff kingsbury
     
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  15. Kevintensity

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  16. AptosDuck

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  19. dallasdawg

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    basically the only one that has followed op’s rules anyway
     
  20. spagett

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    Hank Gathers' heart into Aaron Craft's body
     
  21. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    That does raise the point that it would have been awesome to see Hank Gathers in the NBA without a heart condition.
     
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  22. Celemo

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    The LMU 30 for 30 was on the other day...So good, so sad
     
  23. spagett

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    And Craft's a nazi now, right?

    Yea would've been a good trade
     
  24. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Yep, a friend who I haven't kept up in touch with went there for undergrad. That style of offense was amazing to watch in the 30 for 30.

    edit: Got to go out there for his wedding in 2011. Probably the most scenic campus I've ever seen.
     
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  25. GunBuns

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    This is kinda weird
     
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  26. GunBuns

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    Wouldn't it weird your boyfriends out if you had a black penis?
     
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    Weird's fun
     
  29. Homo Erectus

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    Or just ask Santa Claus for a big black strap-on.
     
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    It would be a lot to swallow, but love finds a way
     
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  34. Celemo

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  35. Celemo

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    This post cuts so deep
     
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  37. Homo Erectus

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    Probably not as deep as Gary's dick
     
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  39. Celemo

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