If your wife/GF(who is a teacher) said her student had a bigger penis than you, what would you do?

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  1. -Prime-

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    Married teacher, 35, had sex with 15-year-old pupil in her favourite sex position, court hears
    • Kandice Barber, 35, of Wendover, Buckinghamshire, is on trial in Aylesbury
    • Student claimed that Barber told him he had a bigger penis than her husband
    • She was arrested after student told his headteacher about alleged relationship
    By ISABELLA NIKOLIC FOR MAILONLINE

    PUBLISHED: 10:32 EDT, 14 September 2020 | UPDATED: 13:18 EDT, 14 September 2020


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    A married teacher had sex with a 15-year-old student in her 'favourite' sex position and sent him topless pictures, a court heard today.

    Kandice Barber, 35, of Wendover, Buckinghamshire, is accused of having sex with the teenager in a field and sending him topless pictures and a video of herself on Snapchat.

    Aylesbury Crown Court heard that the mother of three allegedly told the student that he had a bigger penis than her husband and told him she was pregnant with his baby.



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    Barber is accused of having sex with him three times after initially sending him messages over Snapchat in September 2018.

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    Kandice Barber (pictured arriving at Aylesbury Crown Court with her husband, Daniel), 35, of Wendover, Buckinghamshire, is accused of having sex with the teenager in a field and sending him topless pictures of herself on Snapchat

    Summing up the case today as the jury went out to deliberate, Judge Francis Sheridan said: 'We saw the conversation between her and her husband and what he said there about her ''favourite position'' being doggy-style.'

    Jurors had previously been told the boy claimed they had sex in the same position while speaking to police.

    Meanwhile, Barber had searched 'What is the name of someone you are having an affair with?' and the word 'alibi' on Google.

    She also searched 'a lie of where you have been' then 'good secluded areas,' and 'Holiday Inn, Wycombe.'

    But the teacher claimed in evidence she was just trying to find out the name of the film Fatal Attraction and only enquired about 'secluded areas' for her dog walks.

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    Aylesbury Crown Court heard that Barber (pictured with her husband Daniel) and the boy, who cannot be named for legal reasons, had sex in a field in October 2018 after she approached him at a sports presentation evening the previous month and added herself to his Snapchat on his phone

    She was arrested after the boy revealed the alleged relationship to the headteacher in March 2019 after naked pictures of Barber circulated around Princes Risborough School in Buckinghamshire, the court heard.

    In her evidence, Barber said she had given the teenager her number so he could talk to her about any issues and denied the conversations were sexual.

    She told the court she never sent him topless pictures of herself and claimed the My Eyes Only folder in her Snapchat had been hacked.

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    She said she became uncomfortable with the boy's phone calls and when she refused to have any contact with him she claimed he sent a message reading: 'Watch what's going to happen, you're going to lose your job, you're going to lose your family.'

    In November 2018 Barber was off school for two weeks after suffering an ectopic pregnancy.

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    Giving evidence in court, her husband, Daniel Barber, said they had been trying for a baby around the time of the alleged offences

    She denied ever telling the complainant the baby could be his, but said the fact that she had lost a baby was well known around the school.

    Giving evidence in court, her husband, Daniel Barber, said they had been trying for a baby around the time of the alleged offences.

    Barber denied three counts of causing or inciting a child aged under 16 to engage in a sexual act and one count of sexual communication with a child.

    She has also pleaded not guilty to one count of causing or inciting a child to engage in sexual activities while in a position of trust, and one count of causing a child to watch a sexual act by a person in a position of trust.

    The trial continues.
     
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  2. Boo MFer!

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  3. 941Gator

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    He should sleep with the student. That’ll show her.
     
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  4. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!

  5. Daddy Rabbit

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    MFM DP
     
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  6. Craig Pettis

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    Idk anything about the student but I’d say he has a better than 73% chance of being right about having a bigger dick than this guy.

    This might be the dumbest of these stories I’ve ever seen. What kind of idiot GOOGLES “a lie of where you have been” and “alibi” like it’s gonna generate a legitimate cover story for her. “Computer, HELP!”
     
  7. Doc Louis

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    I'd ignore the article to read the one about Patagonia adding vote the assholes out to clothing tags.
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  8. Penguin The Duck

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    This is why straight shooting Greg Newton every year on her bday is critical, fellas
     
  9. IV

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    Sometimes you need to know when to fold em
     
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  10. Tobias

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    op were you actively trying to format this thread as horribly as possible
     
  11. Boo MFer!

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    A page out of the Jim Harbaugh playbook.
     
  12. Emma

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    I would have never guessed that man has a smaller pp than some random 15 year old student
     
  13. Realtree Buck

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    Husband should chop his dick off
     
  14. Penguin The Duck

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    I think your pp size peaks during physical maturity but props to you if your wiener grows exponentially in size in your 30s
     
  15. TC

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    Hop in your new truck expecting that new car smell and you get hit with the sad reality that some pre teen just knocked off your wife in the backseat.
     
  16. Emma

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    More of a sarcastic assumption based upon how he looks
     
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  17. Penguin The Duck

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    I was just name dropping the greatest ass eater of all time for likes but we forget that mess with old age
     
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  18. steamengine

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    Perfect example of Spencer Hall’s “Alabama or England” theory.
     
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  19. Shiggityshwo

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    I just assume everyone else has a bigger penis than mine anyway
     
  20. gilstein21

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    I thought the dog was the one you were supposed to blow, or was it the neighbor? Oh well, just cover all the bases
     
  21. Fire Jimbob

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    I’d have sex with her

    but I probably have a smaller penis than her previous sexual partner so I would only disappoint her
     
  22. b0ne5

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    She’s wearing a mask but not her husband? Tells you all you need to know.
     
  23. LA window washer

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    Sounds like he’s just about there. :awesomeface:
     
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  24. Daddy Rabbit

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    No you wouldn't.. pent up frustration would cause you to rock her world
     
  25. Barves2125

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    That dude should be covering his face for quite a number of reasons.
     
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  26. bro

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    Buckinghamshire

    What an unbelievably enlglish sounding place.
     
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  27. Why?Pokes

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    This is a common misconception.

    First you blow the neighbor’s dog, as a courtesy.

    Then you blow the neighbor, just to show him you mean business.

    Finally, you confront your wife’s student’s lover’s monster wang, say “hey mister I don’t like the cut of your jib!” and blow it too so you cover all your bases.

    Never fails.
     
  28. bertwing

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    that’s bc we do
     
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  29. Doc Louis

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    That's just how all Chevrolets smell
     
  30. Jake Barnes

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    Its toponymous translation is roughly “Bucking farm county”. More like “Fucking farm county” amirite?

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    I’ll be going now
     
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