I'm just going to make this the new vaccination thread

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  1. RockHardJawn39

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    Make measels great again!
     
  2. cutig

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    How many managers will those women ask to see on a daily basis?
     
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  3. AHebrewToo

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    I had my flu shot the other day and I feel absolutely no empathy for those dumb bitches.

    Maybe I am coming down with a touch of the aspbergers.
     
  4. Deuce

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    These women hate vaccinations but love Botox apparently.

    Sound logic.
     
  5. Bruce Wayne

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  6. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    you volunteer at the food bank yet ?
     
  7. Can I Spliff it

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  8. Bo Pelinis

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    Accidentally got myself on a list to get paid to do surveys several years ago (filled one out I felt strongly about then they just kept sending me them alon with money). Just did one on vaccines and god that felt good unloading on these retards via actual cdc survey.
     
  9. RockHardJawn39

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    Fucking stupid people...
     
  10. Tecumseh

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    Bottom left is the chick that flipped out on me at the CDC.
     
  11. electronic

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    Three republicans running for governor (Connecticut, Oklahoma, and Oregon) are skeptical of requiring vaccinations for children.

    Bob Stefanowski - “we shouldn’t be dumping a lot of drugs into kids for no reason.” Public schools requiring vaccination “depends on the vaccination.”

    Knute Buehler - “parents should have a right to opt out for personal beliefs, for religious beliefs, or even if they have strong alternative medical beliefs.”

    Kevin Stitt - “I believe in choice. [*editor’s note - hahahahahahaha] And we’ve got six children and we don’t vaccinate, we don’t do vaccinations on all of our children. So we definitely pick and choose which ones we’re gonna do...My wife was home schooled, I went to public schools, our kids go to Christian school, and that’s back to a parent’s choice.”
     
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  12. VaxRule

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    If the internet didn’t exist, the anti-vaccine movement would have died out.

    Thanks a shit ton, Al Gore.
     
  13. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Ugh

    This fucking movement isn't getting any weaker it feels like, even when there has been a lot of effort to give them pushback. I think we'll have to continue to see these diseases make a comeback in these communities before people finally stop buying into this bullshit.
     
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  14. Baseballman86

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    It’s 100% going to take a legit outbreak. Not 500 cases, but 10s of thousands. So fucking stupid, but that’s where we are today.
     
  15. NP13

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    The problem is that it's a global issue now. It's not just some morons in the US.
     
  16. a.tramp

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  17. bro

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    I hope there is an outbreak and all of the anti-vaxx parents, not the kids, are afflicted.

    Sweet justice
     
  18. Pharm

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    That's how I did it as a kid, however I don't think there was a vaccine and my parents didn't want me to get them as an adult.
     
  19. lazy bum

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    it used to be a common practice before the vaccine because your kid was going to catch it eventually anyway, so might as well get it over with.

    Now it's just about the dumbest thing in the world to do, but then again look at who we're talking about.
     
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  20. a.tramp

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    Correct, vaccine came about in 1995.
     
  21. NP13

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    Had the pox twice and shingles.

    Not great feeling, Bob
     
  22. Bo Pelinis

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    You are practically a chicken
     
  23. NCHusker

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    Got chicken pox in 1994 son of a bitch
     
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  24. MORBO!

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    Had the pox in '89 on my birthday. Fucking sucked.
     
  25. Brewtus

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    I'm fine with a little Darwinism.
     
  26. RockHardJawn39

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    Where do you draw the line on free speech when it comes to directly endangering the population?
     
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  27. cutig

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    It's not Darwinism when kids who cannot get vaccines for a legit medical reason die because of these idiots. A law needs to be passed to 100% require vaccinations to participate in any public activity with your kids. Don't vaccinate, fine. But you don't get to participate in society.
     
  28. duc15

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    Knute Buehler is a doctor too
     
  29. Bruce Wayne

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    Kids shouldn't die because of their shit head parents not vaccinating them.

    I get your point but punish the parents and not the kids
     
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  30. RonBurgundy

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    Orthopedic surgeons don’t practice medicine, they fix bones, but still embarrassing.

    The fact he went to Hopkins and makes that quote just shows me he is selling out to the dumbest people in his base.
     
  31. RonBurgundy

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    Also the kid died of SIDS, which links to vaccines have been consistently debunked, but grieving uneducated parents blaming vaccines for things vaccines don’t do is as old as vaccines themselves.
     
  32. Frank Martin

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    This shit is so infuriating.
     
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  33. NP13

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    of course it was Asheville
     
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  34. IV

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    It’s all fun and games until the first polio/small pox outbreak of over 10,000 even that number may not be enough
     
  35. IV

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    Too bad there is not a vaccine for salmonella or we could fix this whole thing this week
     
  36. pperc

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    Smallpox would be a terror attack and since we stopped vaccinating in the US in the 1970s, that’s not something any of us would want

    Progress being made on it, but it’s tough. Bacterial vaccines are always tricky when there isn’t an obvious toxin to go after.
     
  37. IV

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    I’m just saying people won’t take this seriously until something bad happens
     
  38. pperc

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    Morons are morons. Lots of people are taking it seriously. Want to do something? Vote for non idiot politicians.
     
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  39. RonBurgundy

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    As someone who is a physician but also team God, it REAAAAAAAALLY fucking pisses me off that these morons claim religious exemptions. No you cunts, tell your school, “we don’t vaccinate because we don’t believe in basic science” not “Jesus said not to vaccinate”.
     
  40. Baseballman86

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    Same thought. Outside maybe WBC, there aren’t pastors sitting there telling folks that god says don’t vaccinate. It’s a retarded, bullshit excuse
     
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  41. RonBurgundy

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    Also they already publish vaccination rates for schools, but I think passing legislation that publicizes parent names who claim religious exemption to shame them and put public pressure on them to vaccinate. It’s easier to hold crazy, false thoughts and be anti-science anonymously than have to defend your stupidity publicly
     
  42. electronic

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    You may be underestimating how proudly stupid these people are.
     
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  43. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    welp in that case I defer to William and electronic.
    and clown baby.
    now should you not like my choice of people to represent tmb mr.doctor you may ask their expertise .in the medical field .
     
  44. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    it really pisses me off to read you jumble all tmb members into one bunch.
    I AM A GOD BYE MEDICAL SCIENCE .
    I ACTUALLY DIED THREE TIMES.
    I HAVE HAD 3 STROKES , AVASCULAR NECROSIS 38 STAPLES ON EACH SIDE OF MY HIPS FROM TOTAL IMPLANTS--- TITANIUM STRYKERS.
    A PLASTIC SEPTUM .
    AND TOTAL DENTURES .
    I AM SCIENCE .
     
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  45. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    and I donot ignore anyone .
    why ?
    you guess doc .
    now ! in your defense .
    I fully understand the idiocy of this forum .
    jax teller is a asshole dweeb .
    good for another is a asshole dweeb , boomfer is a asshole dweeb .
    lots of people in tmb yell at theire tv set over politics and sports expecting it to answer .
    I have no real answer for that I guess from a true perspective its retarded but they are my retards .
     
  46. RonBurgundy

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    I counsel these parents in clinic. They are absolutely not a homogeneous group. There are absolutely the “loud and proud” group, but then there’s a big chunk that are quietly hoping they are doing what’s best because it’s what they believe personally, they can usually be talked into a modified immunization schedule. Then there’s a group who have just been given wrong information by Facebook and after learning more will change and fully vaccinate
     
  47. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    in-other-wards your not a doc like the people I mentioned .
    welp good luck on your point .
    happy holidays .
     
  48. pperc

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    Modified vaccine schedule isn’t scientific but if that’s what it takes...
     
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