I'm pretty pumped :) She's HOME after 140 days

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  1. The Banks

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    Trump thread gets all the Russian bots
     
    #5151 The Banks, Aug 24, 2024
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  2. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    And you on bottom
     
    #5152 Lyrtch, Aug 24, 2024
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  3. dump

    dump Knee deep in the passenger seat
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    no kink shaming pls
     
    #5153 dump, Aug 24, 2024
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  4. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    Respect my game
     
    #5154 Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all, Aug 24, 2024
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  5. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    10 guests already
     
    #5155 bigred77, Aug 24, 2024
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  6. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    :suns:
     
    #5156 houtex716, Aug 24, 2024
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  7. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    #5157 Henry Blake, Aug 24, 2024
  8. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode shytposter
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    #5158 hood b. goode, Aug 24, 2024
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  9. DirtBall

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    I could see dump being a bottom but not a power bottom.
     
    #5159 DirtBall, Aug 24, 2024
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  10. dump

    dump Knee deep in the passenger seat
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    you’re my bottom boo
     
    #5160 dump, Aug 24, 2024
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  11. DirtBall

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    But I’m 100% a power bottom
     
    #5161 DirtBall, Aug 24, 2024
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  12. dump

    dump Knee deep in the passenger seat
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    you wish
     
    #5162 dump, Aug 24, 2024
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  13. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    #5163 Clown Baby, Aug 24, 2024
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  14. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
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    First consensus ever on this board
     
    #5164 IHHH, Aug 24, 2024
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  15. DirtBall

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    God damn it. Disappointed I had the quote wrong in my head.
     
    #5165 DirtBall, Aug 24, 2024
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  16. Clown Baby

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    Oh that’s just the callback to it. The original power bottom scene is from The Gang Sells Out when they’re in the strip club
     
    #5166 Clown Baby, Aug 24, 2024
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  17. DirtBall

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    Yeah but I was thinking about that one. The OG I think they just discuss the differences between bottom and power bottom.
     
    #5167 DirtBall, Aug 24, 2024
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  18. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    And speed! Speed’s the name of the game
     
    #5168 Clown Baby, Aug 24, 2024
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  19. DirtBall

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    I think we can all agree dump wouldn’t provide the power OR the speed. I’ll give him credit for that jumper, he’ll hit the hole, but the bottom has to take it from there.


    Hey! Dairin’s family members. What do you think would be the preferred method of utilizing dump in man on man intercourse? There’s no wrong answers in brainstorming!!!
     
    #5169 DirtBall, Aug 24, 2024
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  20. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    im a bear
     
    #5170 Daniel Ocean, Aug 24, 2024
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  21. B-Boy $P1

    B-Boy $P1 This space for rent
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    Stop being weird in front of company
     
    #5171 B-Boy $P1, Aug 24, 2024
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  22. Clown Baby

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    I don’t think so. Too smooth.
     
    #5172 Clown Baby, Aug 24, 2024
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  23. dump

    dump Knee deep in the passenger seat
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    we have to show them that we are a sex positive board
     
    #5173 dump, Aug 24, 2024
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  24. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    Is this anything?

    IMG_0171.jpeg
     
    #5174 Clown Baby, Aug 24, 2024
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  25. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Im a Twunk which is part twink and part hunk I am certainly not a twank
     
    #5175 Daniel Ocean, Aug 24, 2024
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  26. DirtBall

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    #5176 DirtBall, Aug 24, 2024
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  27. DirtBall

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    Part Twink Part Lank? Very bama.
     
    #5177 DirtBall, Aug 24, 2024
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  28. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    12 guests :cerealkiller:
     
    #5178 houtex716, Aug 24, 2024
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  29. —

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    I found her entire class list from first through sixth grade on classmates.com then I sent them all printouts of this thread, but to make it extra spooky I used magazine cutouts to address them like I’m the Riddler.


    I just want to protect her from this very weird and sick man
     
    #5179 —, Aug 24, 2024
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  30. bigred77

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  31. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    #5181 houtex716, Aug 24, 2024
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  32. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    #5182 tylerdolphin, Aug 24, 2024
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  33. SmoochieWallace

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    #5183 SmoochieWallace, Aug 24, 2024
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  34. Clown Baby

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    What is “Sterling counting down to Darian’s 18th birthday” Alex
     
    #5184 Clown Baby, Aug 24, 2024
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  35. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    part twink part skank that just gets passed around
     
    #5185 Daniel Ocean, Aug 24, 2024
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  36. bigred77

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  37. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    You’re welcome guys
     
    #5187 Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all, Aug 24, 2024
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  38. Drew Swinney Esq

    Drew Swinney Esq Successful Attorney in Atlanta
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    Signing in and out of my burner accounts on all my devices to affect the guest count.
     
    #5188 Drew Swinney Esq, Aug 24, 2024
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  39. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Your sick
     
    #5189 DirtBall, Aug 25, 2024
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  40. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    What have I done
     
    #5190 Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all, Aug 25, 2024
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  41. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    The board is overrun by seemingly bots lately I wouldn't take too much credit

    Was like 800 guests in the politics thread yesterday
     
    #5191 Lyrtch, Aug 25, 2024
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  42. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    So who moved it to the private board? We need accountability here.
     
    #5192 steamengine, Aug 25, 2024
  43. Whammy Business

    Whammy Business Well-Known Member
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    You are a thief of joy.
     
    #5193 Whammy Business, Aug 25, 2024
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  44. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    im doing a thing
     
    #5194 Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all, Aug 25, 2024
  45. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    There were 8 guests in the Auburn thread yesterday which is how you know it’s bots.
     
    #5195 Name P. Redacted, Aug 25, 2024
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  46. Redav

    Redav mostly cows and rocks
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    There were 1700 in the Trump thread the other day
     
    #5196 Redav, Aug 25, 2024
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  47. Where Eagles Dare

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    Elon needs to fix our bot problem
     
    #5197 Where Eagles Dare, Aug 25, 2024
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  48. bigred77

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    GoodForAnother
     
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  49. Drew Swinney Esq

    Drew Swinney Esq Successful Attorney in Atlanta
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    And some, I assume, are good bots.
     
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  50. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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