I'm pretty pumped :) She's HOME after 140 days

According to Facebook, yes.

 

Doesn’t sterling still lurk here? Couldn’t imagine the existential crisis every time this thread gets bumped

 

Didn't he post in here once after the whole Facebook showed them as a couple thing, like he was trying to dunk on us or something?

 

he posted once to insult dbl over some NFL draft dispute in 2020 and that was the last we saw of him iirc

edit: the dbl one was his first return post this thread but he has posted since

https://www.the-mainboard.com/index.php?search/14125457/

edit #2: apparently some of his more recent posts are believed to be some mod using his account as a bit

 

You can score the girl of your dreams by doing this one little trick

 

Tobes is community noting himself. That’s integrity.

 

Hmm, who's our least funny mod? Maybe a fellow Barves fan

 

this reeks of him

 

checks bertwing ’s fan of section: “well, that doesn’t track”

 

Can I get an update on Darian? Is she alive and well?

 

She’s alive and getting railed by Ster

 

I think he’s more of a jerk off to her undergarments while she’s at work kind of guy

 

Her fight continues. Bless her.

 

No kink shaming @mods

 

We aren’t supposed to do that?

 

I hope was hoping this bump was to announce the wedding.

 

That's only acceptable after marriage

 

What page do I have to scroll back to see Sterling / Darian being together?

 

Kinda feel like you should just read all 100+ pages

 

One of these days this thread is gonna be bumped with a link to a wedding registry and that’s when the real fun begins

 

lol no one wants to jerk off to their wife’s underpants

maybe this is how swap situations start Eathan Edwards

 

Page 11 is the greatest page in TMB history imo

 

It was fun watching a dozen or so posters pussyfoot around it then three stacks comes in Leeroy Jenkins style and cuts all the way in.

 

Some of the only good advice ever given on this board

 

I hope you're fucking joking pal

 

your sick

 

Does Darian know about all this stuff?

This sounds like a lifetime movie my wife would watch the shit out of.

 

Too bad he wasn’t there to hold her hand. He had a tee time with his dad that couldn’t be missed.

 

I love how dumb Sterling is. When this was ongoing and he forgot and posted about being at Hooters in another thread

 

Ster with his buddies:

 

You know the old saying: If you love someone, set them free and make up an outlandish story about sitting at her bedside while she battles a seemingly terminal illness to gain e-cred. If they come back, it was meant to be.

 

“Great question Bert and one of the main ones I hear from my irl friends all the time” with hindsight is quite possibly the funniest post ever made on this board

 

Moral of the story, don’t let a few posters stop you. Manifestation is real and it works.

 

As if this thread needed another absurd turn they ended up together

 

Sterling just has extremely powerful dumb guy energy. He can manifest things into existence

 

Just keep posting

 

we like to think we all are smarter than your average online dummy but he literally said in the first two pages that she was his fiancé of 9 months and a few posts later was wondering when to propose and everyone on here just went along with this obvious lie for months

 

Which page is the wondering when to propose post?

 

69

 

I was never in his corner. I just said that nobody who is mentally well would have done something like this and it wasn't something I was going to pile on, knowing that he'd likely be reading it at some point.

 

Going along with with an obvious lie vs getting caught up in a tragic story while missing out on some small details is quite a jump there partner who I'm sure arm chair quarterbacked his way right into being the smartest guy in the room