I'm pretty pumped :) She's HOME after 140 days

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  1. Beachy Toast

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    Me after this thread:

     
  2. El Tiburon

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    "Photoshops," yeah. That's what they were. One of them photoshops.
     
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  3. comrade static

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    Motion denied.
     
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  4. prerecordedlive

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    Big facts here.
     
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  5. Mix

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    I'm pretty sure no red flags were set off in my mind. Hahahaha I'm an idiot.
     
  6. —

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    Idk if i brought this up when this thread was happening in real time, but did the dude really try to pull a Kurt Russell from Overboard and try to convince her that they were happily together when she came out of her coma?
     
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  7. kinghill

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  8. ButchCassidy

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    I’m angry I missed all the pics.
     
  9. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    iirc he was just taking photos from her Facebook but wasn't involved with her at all.
     
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  10. Bruce Wayne

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    Such a psychopath move that the reason why he picked her for this scam was the fact that he was absolutely convinced she was going to die and he’d have to keep up with the charade just long enough for that to happen
     
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  11. Biship

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    Page 11 ish it gets blown up. Tremendous detective work
     
  12. zeberdee

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    I think he was legitimately infatuated with her.
     
  13. Duval

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    This thread was a goddamn like factory.

    some elite posting in here.
     
  14. Degausser

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    I feel like we deserve another severe psychopath uncloaking.
     
  15. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Was he at least ranked as fsu#1fan?
     
  16. Redav

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    He had posted about her previous in one offs... and there were inconsistencies in her age based on some of those posts
     
  17. Fudd

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    What an absolutely brilliant analogy Todd Bonzales

    Really makes you think
     
  18. Vinegar Strokes

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    Do you guys think Sterling has read this thread in its entirety?
     
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  19. Fudd

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    I think he can quote from memory every single post in it, yes.

    Like an autistic savant.
     
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  20. prerecordedlive

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    He’s 100% read every post in the thread but also thinks

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  21. Lyrtch

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    wasn't sterling one of our more infatuated with young girl posters
     
  22. LuPoor

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    Bigly
     
  23. jrmy

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    20/20/20/20 were we discussing how this was bullshit on TMBSL before you posted asking for pics?
     
  24. Hank Scorpio

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    The most impressive thing about this saga to me was that no one ever clued Darian in on what was happening.

    Unless someone did and I completely missed it.
     
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  25. Boo MFer!

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    If memory serves, there was talk of reaching out to her and it was pretty unanimously decided that it would only make the situation worse.
     
  26. The Blackfish

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    He was a really bad liar. Contradicting himself on the first two pages and then the whole posting in Smoltzy about being at Hooters while posting in here about her coming home party.

    Then the whole doctor guilt and paying for the whole thing story as well as the printing bracelets with a nurse on the 2nd floor

    #fightdarian
     
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  27. Redav

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    Not to mention being Facebook friends with a bunch of posters who noticed there was never anything about the two of them on his Facebook
     
  28. nexus

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    his being a Matt Gaetz fan makes so much sense now
     
  29. Boo MFer!

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    Also, his Facebook is STILL public to this day.
     
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  30. Vinegar Strokes

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    I think she should have been notified. The guy is creep.
     
  31. Barves2125

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    She's probably quite aware of that already. Presumably not the full extent of it but aware nonetheless.
     
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  32. Detlef Schrempf

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    This is the best post in a thread full of excellent posts.
     
  33. NDJOECA

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    I am fascinated by pathological liars. I played HS baseball with a guy who would tell the most absolutely insane lies. Like that he was a RN as a senior in high school, this fucker literally would wear scrubs to school. Last time I saw him he had gotten a tattoo recognizing his National deadlift championship.
     
  34. BudKilmer

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    :roll: amazing
     
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  35. Artoo

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    Does he ever come back itt and respond? Does he actually ever respond in any thread? Read to pg 22 and saw Duval DM him and he doubled down once again. Anything actually happen after that?
     
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  36. laxjoe

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    no he never comes back in this thread
     
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  37. dump

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    him and prerecordedlive are the only two Gaetz fans on the board
     
  38. Name P. Redacted

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    This happened at around the same time as chef goldblum’s SNL snafu. A truly magical time.
     
  39. Tobias

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    and 2 weeks after cown*g

    tmb was on fire for that month
     
  40. Tobias

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    senior year, my buddy who lived down the street from me and who rode to and from school with me every day for all 4 years of HS, tried to tell me he had played jv basketball as a freshman. it somehow never came up until then. he sucks at basketball and just refused to admit he was lying about it. it was a bizarre lie
     
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  41. letan

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    I missed what actually started this one so I just searched it. Holy shit at dbl trying to post the definition of cow as evidence that it was a real word. Fucking laugh out loud funny
     
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  42. Corky Bucek

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    Some of you guys may remember that Sterling loved McKayla Maroney. I was perusing Cameo shortly after he got exposed and saw that she was on it. I had an idea of having McKayla make a cameo for Sterling and Darian and having her say fight Darian. It would have cost a couple hundred bucks, so it wasn’t worth the ecred and likes. It would have been hilarious though if it was executed right.
     
  43. blotter

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    rereading this now I'm convinced he had three stacks on ignore and never saw this post

    he disliked him going way back and would bitch about him on the FSU board .. makes for an amazing reveal in retrospect
     
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  44. DaveGrohl

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    :ded:
     

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  45. DaveGrohl

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    I fully got sucked in. Remember actually thinking “no fucking way” when the doubt-posts started. Then reading more and being like “oh.. oh no”.
     
  46. C A N E

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    This thread is TMB’s Scott’s Tots episode
     
  47. —

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    Ha I was just thinking this is as weird as when Michael Photoshopped himself onto the skiing photo with the realtor lady’s family.
     
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  48. NDJOECA

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    That was best part about it, the lies were all knowably false. The oddest part of the whole story is that there is now a rumor in my hometown that he died of some rare disease. When I’m home and this occasionally comes up, I always ask them to show me an obituary/Facebook post/anything, and they never can.

    I choose to believe he finally got one over on people and moved out of state
     
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  49. Beachy Toast

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    They're works of art.
     
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