I'm pretty pumped :) She's HOME after 140 days

Some of the medical terminology he used makes me wonder if he was watching network hospital dramas at night and taking notes.

 

Then again even those overly dramatized works of fiction wouldn't have a doctor bring a hospital CEO in a room so they could declare their mistake and offer to pay out of pocket to cover it.

 

F THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

im pretty sure he stole it from the mom's facebook posts

 

SterlingVanillaB it is!

 

I couldn’t believe he tried to take credit for all of my hard work.

 

You fucked up now kid

 

Hope he gets help or a life where he doesn’t have to make up shit like this

 

the “F” is for “FIGHT”!

Fight that Darian!

 

You’re sick.

 

*Your

 

Apparently Lakers twitter is in shambles after some podcaster basically had them duped with a fake GF who had cancer to drive up his numbers.

 

I think Sterling was telling the truth tbh. Why else would he have left the board? Oh wait, that proves the opposite.

 

You're sick.

 

VERY SICK!

 

Dammit UncleJesse

 

I, for one, am still rooting for these kids. If you can dream it, you can do it.

 

Sterling A, did you have a nice 4th of July weekend? Get into anything fun?

 

yes, he had a barbecue with Darian and all his friends and they are all smiling just out of the frame

 

Were they wearing "fight Darian" shirts?

 

Branded FD brass knuckles

 

Yall are sick

 

This thread just needs to be sent to the archive board already. Sterling isn't coming back to answer for himself.

 

no this hilarious thread does not need to be tucked away in some random sub-board that no one ever looks at

 

But as long as this threads active, there's still hope he might come back

 

Hard pass....I need to be reminded to fight for Darian every few months when it gets bumped.

 

Her death takes place in the shadow of new life. She's not really dead if we find a way to remember her.

 

i got this thread printed into a coffee-table book

 

Fixed

 

This had to be one of the most absurd early lies, as hospital administrators are well known to be in the business of admitting wrongdoing.

Get this, THE DOCTOR HIMSELF called for the Hospital CEO who was in his office a couple floors below to come in the room with all of us. So he came in a couple minutes later, and the Dr. told him straight up "I want to donate $14,000 of my ownmoney to this sweet girl and her family". Can you believe it? Why 14K specifically? That's how many hours roughly we suffered after he told us the worst new possible

 

The entire thing is incredible, but this, specifically, is extraordinary.

 

That’s 583 days and 8 hours of suffering

 

Think he worded it wrong and that's how much he got paid during the time they were suffering.

 

If Sterling’s mastery of the language was on par with his mastery of pickleball, this wouldn’t be a problem.

 

Can you word something wrong if it's a total fabrication?

 

He, the hospital CEO or doctor? I think that guy is making more than $40,000 a year.

 

Went back to read some of the first few posts, and this edit by DUCKMOUTH made me guffaw.

 

Congrats to the happy couple

 

I have no idea. I've probably already thought too hard about this made up story but sterling is an idiot and definitely didn't think it through

 

Oof.

 

Executive offices on lower floors of a hospital? Is that a thing? Would've assumed they're high up like in most businesses.