In other news Angie Varona was just on ABC

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  1. Hail Southern

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    What am I missing
     
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  2. Mr Bulldops

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    I believe he is referring to the inevitability of time and gravity
     
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  3. TC

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    You can see that thing from the front. Christ
     
  4. Daddy Rabbit

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    Fucking bring it
     
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  5. Killy Me Please

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    Her tits look smaller
     
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  6. ramszoolander

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    Yep...those thighs are already on the way. Time to get nude...yesterday
     
  7. ramszoolander

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    Trying to slim down for the inevitable. But...it's too late.

    That said, still let's see 'em.
     
  8. TC

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  9. MANPOW

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    It is widely known that death and taxes are commonly inevitable to all of us homo sapiens. Well, taxes if you are a decent and upstanding citizen, and you consider it a patriotic duty to pay your share to fund our federal and your respective state governments. Some privileged individuals determine that no, taxes are not inevitable and in fact are something to be avoided by any means necessary, whether that is taking advantage of existing tax law, or leveraging investors' money, proceeding to lose it through poor business decisions, and then still taking advantage of the tax code to create a personal long term exemption from federal taxes. Some of these same people do other things such as avoiding military service by claiming bogus acute or chronic conditions with their feet, when they seem perfectly agile and capable of chasing ass. Which brings us to Angie.

    The disappearance of this insta should be of no surprise. In a way, this was also inevitable. While Angie likely pays minimal taxes because she appears to be lacking in relevant skill sets and thus is unemployable, she is up against forces that are brutal and unforgiving. The first is gravity, which we've covered in great detail previously. It is very likely that the progression of cottage cheese like artifacts on her hind-cheeks and legs has continued, or perhaps spread with ferocious intensity. Combine this with an already odd-shaped frame, and it's a perfect storm of challenges that even a once fit and extremely flexible (i.e., easily able to pin ankles behind ears to present the Anus for probing in the standard missionary position, although placement of a firm pillow under the ass supports a favorable angle for thrusting deep into the brown canal) athlete cannot overcome.

    Which lays the foundations for you to become a sympathetic celebrity type figure, and you don't recognize the degrading shelf life of that 15 minute proposition, and fail to move from that situation, you are just going to be one of those (tasty) crayfish in the bowl with the other misshapen crayfish pulling you back down.

    We are still likely in the "fog of war" period with the ongoing internet status of Angie. Initial reports and assumptions may be premature. She has long dealt with an existential crisis. She wanted to be an actor and a singer, but nobody wants to be subjected to that voice of hers, except maybe her family and whatever random dude is currently going to town on her snatch hole. She is likely dealing with some interpersonal struggles and sorting through a variety of unappealing options to move forward. We should all wish her the best and keep her in our prayers.

    More to come.
     
  10. PAHokie

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  11. Crepeswithasmile

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  12. MANPOW

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    Thing is, music might be a comin, but nobody wants that shit.

    100's of thousands waiting for those stubby legs to get so far back behind her dome some of the turd funnel prolapses out that soggy hairy starfish.
     
  13. ramszoolander

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  14. Crepeswithasmile

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    you're a weird guy, MANPOW
     
  15. MANPOW

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    indeed, I am
     
  16. BP

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    Nah, that's OK.
     
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  18. Shawn Hunter

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    is this an indeed alt account?
     
  19. SugarShaun

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    Manpow been around but is indeed his alt account?
     
  20. TrustyPatches

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    MANPOW soundcloud rap made entirety of gubbs ramblings is 100% my favorite thing in TMB history and I will forever love him for it
     
  21. TC

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    He is quoting indeed posts :cmonson:
     
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    I'm pretty sure MANPOW is the chick that wtx posts about in the tinder thread
     
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  24. TC

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    (Few deep breaths)

    Ok. I was saying those are quotes from posts indeed made in the mckayla maroney thread
     
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  25. 941Gator

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    Remember which thread?
     
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    End of last page was great. Thanks Emma !! This page is unfortunate
     
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  27. MANPOW

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    I was waiting for you to come help our brothers out itt
     
  28. ButchCassidy

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    Da fuk is going on in here.
     
  29. TrustyPatches

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    Was it the addiction thread MANPOW ? It may have been some random ass gubbs thread for real. I’ll see if I can figure it out
     
  30. MANPOW

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    Something including Words of advice fattus in the thread title I believe
     
  31. Eric The Viking

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    Where would one find this?
     
  32. MANPOW

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  34. TrustyPatches

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    It’s so much better itt it originates. It’s all made up of gubbs posts in that thread and it’s wonderful
     
  35. skiedfrillet

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  36. TC

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    Was your size not available in this particular swim suit?
     
  37. dblplay1212

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    Seems like her boobs have gotten smaller.
     
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    She would be fun to have sexual intercourse with imo
     
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    nobody has approached her for a pron contract yet?
     
  42. TC

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    I offered her a job. Thing is I'm not a real agent....and there is no job.
     
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    She lost weight
     
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  45. oldberg

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    People call porn pron?
     
  46. Emma

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    Shitty tattoos
    How do they work
     
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    What am I looking at here?
     
  48. DirtBall

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    Took me about 29 minutes of studying but she’s laying on her stomach in a skirt and that’s a shot from behind up the skirt. If you look to the left you can see the shitty tat on her left ass cheek.
     
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