In this thread: We are con men

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by ths, May 26, 2009.

  1. ths

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    1. Go to Wal-Mart and grab a cart.
    2. Proceed to Electronics section, putting in random junk in your cart on the way there.
    3. Grab selected Electronic (game, dvd, console, etc)
    4. Put selected Electronic in cart
    5. Go to Garden Section with cart.
    6. Drop electronic on floor, kick under fence onto the other side. Ditch cart.
    8. Walk out to the outside of garden section.
    9. Grab electronic
    10. ????????
    11. Profit
     
  2. GoodForAnother

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  3. NinjaRXA

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    not really a con, more of a theft, but I like the idea.
     
  4. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    what is the "con"
     
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  5. ths

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    Wait outside store until you see someone drop a receipt (Make sure you see them drop it as they leave, and check the time wasn't that long ago).

    Now go inside and pickup whatevers on the receipt and walk out, when you get beeped and security head over, just show the receipt.
     
  6. Fusiontegra

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    Used to do this in high school.

    I had 8 paint ball guns(shitty wal-mart ones) at the house at one point. :idk:
     
  7. ths

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    con men / thieves / whatever
     
  8. dump

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    Now that is a con
     
  9. triple-r

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    Alright so what I'm gonna do is have sex with everyone's mom. Get their dads to want to invest some money half of it into this new oil drilling company in the sandhills of Nebraska. I will then get the money and instead of investing it take it of course.
     
  10. OHW

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    1. Go to internet.
    2. Download torrance.
    3. Don't go to jail.
     
  11. triple-r

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    serious?
     
  12. GoodForAnother

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  13. NinjaRXA

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    1. Become Catholic Church
    2. Take all Catholics' money
    3. Become largest private land owner in the world
    4. ???????
    5. Profit
     
  14. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  15. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Yeah. I did stupid shit in high school.

    Had a friend that did it with a dvd player. :idk:


    Bama wins.
     
  16. ths

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    Two people go into a shopping mart and get the EXACT SAME things then one goes out and pays for them while the other is wandering the store, once the person who paid has put the groceries somewhere walk back in with the receipt and give it to the other guy and let him walk out with it if they ask wtf you doing show the receipt.
     
  17. FSUNole99

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    Sounds like the work of a gypsy. You're no gypsy...are you?
     
  18. Sidump

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    1. Develop a deep intimate relationship with a married/divorced woman with a lot of money
    2. Teach her how to con people
    3. Con her
    4. ???
    5. Profit
     
  19. Tigers

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    Simple one. If you have something and it breaks, like an xbox controller, and they also sell it at wal-mart. You go buy a new xbox controller and you bring it home. You then clean up the broken controller and return and say that it was broken when you bought it. Thus keeping the new one.

    Bam free xbox controller. They return anything at wal-mart no questions asked as long as you have a receipt.
     
  20. Daniel Ocean

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    what about the grocery bags? also cameras? somebosy is going to try this and get anally raped in prison.
     
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  21. NinjaRXA

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    the wal mart I go to always marks the receipt, well maybe its cause I always go through the lawn and garden center entrance/exit...
     
  22. ths

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    mr death i cannot guarantee these methods.
     
  23. GoodForAnother

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    I don't think we should be the kind of organization that steals from massive evil corporations :rolleyes:
     
  24. Daniel Ocean

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    i laffed. when I laffed i did not do it to myself it was out loud.
     
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  25. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I think we should be EXACTLY that sort of organization.
     
  26. OHW

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  27. Trofie

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    Have gotten a ton of new Xbox games after they were scratched doing this. Before that My old roommate(was black and a thug) Would walk into Walmart, or Target in Lincoln with my broken games and scare the a. old person or b. 17 year old white chick into giving him a new game because they fucked up his copy.
     
  28. ruteelrice

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    1. take money out of wallet
    2. give said money to cashier
    3. take electronic
    4. deficit
     
  29. mjd3605

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    Sounds eerily familiar :ohnoes:
     
  30. ths

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    i fucking laughed at deficit

    but yeah back in the day when i had a ps2 and they broke all the time, i would just save all of the packaging and be able to re package it exactly how it was. if and when that POS broke, i would take it back into walmart and say i just got this for my birthday and it wont turn on, can i exchange it for another one?

    did that at least 2 times.