India vs Pakistan

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  1. shaolin5

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    I started a thread about this several years ago, but cooler heads prevailed.
    So, here we go again. Diplomats banished, Indian citizens told to leave Pakistan and Pakistan threatens war if India cuts off a certain source of water. Embassies in both countries surrounded by protesting citizens.
    Zero American leadership. No "adults in the room" this time.

    https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/...summons-pakistani-envoy-hunts-pahalgam-gunmen
     
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    I say they settle it on the cricket field.
     
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    We’re all gonna die
     
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  7. timo

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    We might.

    This is a very serious situation. India, in suspending the 1960 Indus Waters Treaty, is a drastic move. Pretty sure India didn't interfere with those rivers when they fought a major war in 1971.

    A Rutgers University think piece from a couple years back envisions a scenario where an escalating South Asian war goes nuclear and spirals out of control, and what the regional and global consequences would be.
    Here:
    https://climate.envsci.rutgers.edu/pdf/IndiaPakistanBullAtomSci.pdf
     
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  8. Illinihockey

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    Not having a functional state department couldn't have come at a worse time.
     
  9. Fran Tarkenton

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    good podcast on the partition background just came out for anyone interested

    When it comes to the partition of India, Churchill was not the hero. He was also not @dorianlynskey.bsky.social or @iandunt.bsky.social's boy (boi?). Listen to part 1 of Partition now. Part 2 coming tomorrow. linktr.ee/originstoryp...

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  10. timo

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    Yes, precisely.

    Years past flareups like this were quickly tamped down by quick moving, nimble diplomacy that allowed for face saving gestures (even if this amounted to kicking the can down the road, at least major wars were averted).

    Chinese and Indian relations have warmed up enough lately that maybe they can step in and avert a catastrophe.
     
  11. timo

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    **when it came to anything with regard to India (and by India, I'm referring to the entire south Asian subcontinent before partition and the 1971 war), Churchill was no hero.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bengal_famine_of_1943
     
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    :pray:
     
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  13. timo

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    for us (read the scenario I posted above), that would most likely mean starving to death, melanomas plus blindness/eye cancer (no ozone layer), or shot during food riots.

    No thank you.
     
  14. jokewood

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    shot during food riots sounds good
     
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    Maybe you’ll be a guppy and wait but I’ll be driving my car head first into an EF4 tornado well before that point.
     
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  17. Troy Barnes

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    What exactly is supposed to be the bright side at the moment?
     
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    Fighting has broken out between India and Pakistan in the Leepa Valley in Kashmir. Heavy weaponry deployed.
    Cannot render media: you may be using an incorrect URL.
     
  20. timo

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    will wait for reputable accounts on that reported fighting.
     
  21. fattus

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    So who do you root for in this one? The nukes?
     
  22. Illinihockey

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    I’m rooting for india and Pakistan to merge into one democratic state
     
  23. fattus

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    Of course you are.
     
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  24. Illinihockey

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    see how stupid that sounds?
     
  25. fattus

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    No
     
  26. Illinihockey

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    exactly
     
  27. fattus

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    How many times have you slobbered all over yourself today thinking of how many Muslims might die in this? This has got to be a wet dream for you. Shit, even the casualties on the side you want to win will be brown so nbd, right.

    The least shocking thing I’ve seen today (even less shocking than dbl turning a thread into shoes and jeeps) was you jumping into a war thread.

    So attempt your silly little gotcha games if you like. The bottom line is that everyone knows you’re a bloodthirsty piece of shit who gets off on the deaths of innocent Muslims. You’re the lowest of the low. So, not kindly, go fuck yourself with a butcher knife.
     
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  28. Iron Mickey

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    India:Pakistan::Israel:Palestine is some real galaxy brain shit.
     
  29. Illinihockey

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    I’m sorry another state backed terrorist organization started another war with a terrorist attack. I’m sure it was India’s fault. Despite the ineptness of the current administration I don’t believe this will turn into any large scale conflict primarily because of what Timo said and China will intervene
     
  30. BudKilmer

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    you are a legit fucking monster
     
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    I hate that he’s allowed to post here. He’s 100% a paid Israeli propagandist. There’s no way he isn’t
     
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    Not a coincidence.
     
  34. spagett

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    Yeah at some point
     
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    Typical soft, pampered American. Can't even die like a poor third worlder. Only desires to die instantly by the bomb. Your privilege is showing!
     
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    The joke is about dying

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  39. Iron Mickey

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    but that spoiler formatting is heyo
     
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  42. Goose

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    This war would’ve never happened if Kamala Harris was president
     
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  43. Illinihockey

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    Oh, that’s reassuring
     
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  44. Troy Barnes

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    My “we don’t usually use nukes” shirt has a lot of people asking questions answered by the shirt
     
  45. timo

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    What the defense minister is suggesting by his "if there's a direct threat to our existence" is don't try to attack our nuclear power plants / enrichment sites, don't attack our weapons sites (Pakistan supposedly keeps their bomb cores separate from their delivery systems), and don't try to topple our government, and we'll do the same. Basically, keep it to a limited, cross border dick measuring war like these 2 nations have been having every so often since 1971.

    There's been some talk in the Indian press about bombing Pakistan's nuclear power plants which - well, for one, would be an ecological disaster / mass casualty event - and would likely trigger Pakistan to respond by arming their weapons. Once that happens, all bets are off because how the hell do you know if there's a conventional or nuclear warhead in a ballistic missile flying towards you at Mach 20?
     
  46. timo

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    as an aside, I don't know how you fight a war in daytime temperatures of 105 - 115 F
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    Shoot off enough shit and kick up enough dirt and you’re fighting in the shade
     
  48. shaolin5

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